Never Not Notes

In-studio notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy loves his own voice. It’s been a gloomy August. There have been some tragedies at rock concerts recently. God hates music. Jimmy’s angry about the Footloose remake. 5 – Never Not Funny is starting a porn production company. Dan once opened for Steve Mittleman at a Jewish temple 10 – 15: I […]

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz 0 – Jimmy’s still the host of NNF since episode 1. Back in the day, Jason Priestley was a potential replacement guest. We’re finally here: Episode 9/11. And to celebrate, Eliot has joined Al Quaeda. Matt Belknap has the Rick Astley haircut. 5 – It’s been 2 weeks since we were last all in this […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy goes right to camera due to the guest and panics 1:14 Next episode 911: time to celebrate 1:30 Aaliyah’s death was overshadowed by 9/11 2:00 Matt’s mispoken Darva Conger reference 2:50 Ken Marino bought muffins out of guilt 3:50 Enjoying tuna since 2010: Eliot Hochberg from INDHD.com 4:00 Swinger Danny Katz 4:30 […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy misses the “indeed” which has happened since episode 4 or 5, according to Never Not Notes 2:00 Matt insists “indeed” started on episode 2, because he was just listening to it (but he is wrong, it’s episode 5) 2:20 Jimmy is sick of his Dice-wife voice 3:00 Hey! Idiots! There’s always […]

PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro: Jimmy has been hosting since episode one, although there were talks of replacement 1:40 Jimmy was on the short list but keep your jokes to yourself 2:45 Here begins Jimmy’s detailed and epic account of hiding in a closet to spy on back-stabbing Matt 7:30 Robert Hedges’s hair 8:30 Dan Katz’s circle chant […]

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE INTRO: Jimmy is still the host, despite ongoing threats of replacement 1:48 Eight Miles High (Sorry Jimmy, not Three Miles High) 2:30 Dragging Oliver around the midwest 3:40 Jimmy needs Dan’s iPad NOW!!!!! 4:10 Eliot totally outs Dan! 4:45 Jimmy taught Oliver about cheese-cutting 5:10 Eliot’s thumb 6:00 The end of last week’s […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode INTRO: Jimmy the Postman is another in a long line of characters developed by not being able to speak 2:00 Rape is never funny, except when it is 2:45 Recording on July 4th, which is a snooze of a holiday, if you’re a star like Jimmy 3:30 Roosevelt’s legs were so lame, man […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy Pardo, host since episode 1, despite threats of replacement 2:20 Jimmy Pardo = christmas tree 3:00 Barefoot Sunday in the Park with George 4:00 Stephen Sondheim’s Company 4:50 The loves of Jimmy’s life, including Patti Lupone 6:00 Company vs. Rent 7:30 Dan is not sponsored by Palmer Cash 8:45 Dan’s hair looks […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode INTRO: Professional Podcaster Jimmy Pardo introduces himself and the show. Like a professional. Which he is. 1:30 Bounce Bar stains Jimmy’s Mandy Patinkin costume 2:15 Eliot deserves grief for tardiness 3:00 Jimmy and Matt need stand-ins for Eliot’s preshow setup 4:00 Mannequin was a movie that was made 4:30 Jimmy does not let his […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode 1:00 Jimmy starts with a weird British NPR voice 2:00 Little known director Alfred Hitchcock used very on-the-nose movie titles 4:00 Jimmy’s new character: Virgil 4:30 NNF curse almost worked on Bumblefoot; and Clarence Clemmons had a stroke [but had not yet died by the time of taping] 5:00 Shoeless Eliot 5:45 Blossom […]

  Pardcast.com message board for Episode 902 1:30 Thanks to all listeners, even the freebies! 2:15 Inappropriate anger at anyone who would have told Jimmy NNF would go nine seasons 3:00 Two weeks into Jimmy’s third bout of strep in three months plus a cold. [I was told there would be no math.] 3:50 Jimmy’s weather corner – Short Lived […]

  Pardcast.com message board for this episode 1:40 Jimmy is coming right in your ears, Bogosian-style 2:20 Season 9 begins with a shoutout to Mario Degiorgio 3:30 It’s fake June and Jimmy loves memorial day 4:30 Jimmy’s working out his Veterans of Non-Foreign War bit 4:45 Montana is a fine state with many redeeming qualities, including being the home of […]

5/9/11 Greg Behrendt 0 – We start this episode a little sing-songy. Hot Tomatoes! NNF curse just killed Seve Ballesteros. Jimmy just sold his Miami Vice box set and made a profit. 5 – Season 9 is right around the corner. Jimmy got a bad review due to his musical tastes. The guys analyze the indifference in a karaoke audience. […]

5/2/11 Janet Varney 0 – Jimmy starts it nice and breathy. It’s a big day for America. Jimmy’s wearing a shirt that a fan gave him. Jimmy does a Beatles sing-a-long with new lyrics for guest Janet Varney. 5 – Dan’s getting a haircut from Matt today. Purity Organic plug. 10 – The guys like “Beauty & The Beast,” the […]

0 – Chicago was a smash fantasy hit. Almost as good as Jimmy starring in “West Side Story” in 6th grade. Premiere of a new NNF tee shirt.5 – Jimmy ramps up his hero, musician Ellis Paul. He recants the story of how he discovered Ellis’s music.10 – Jimmy talks about embarrassing himself at an Ellis Paul show. 15 – […]

Guest: Conan O’Brien 0 – This is a rare night time record. Jimmy talks about the weather and guest, Conan O’Brien heavily distracts him by moping silently. Conan and Jimmy yell at each other. 5 – Conan criticizes Jimmy’s ramp-up, comparing his intro to a Ken Burns documentary. 10 – Conan knows Jimmy judges him. Conan’s new set is very […]

0 – It rained yesterday and Jimmy made it go away by saying “rain, rain, go away.” Jimmy accidentally does the best Christopher Walken impression for one second. Matt’s favorite Hall & Oates song may or may not be “Maneater.” Jimmy talks about his favorite “Beavis & Butt-head” quote.5 – Jimmy does a Purity Organic plug. 10 – A lot […]

0 – We’re recording a little early today. Jimmy went to a Grammy party last night hosted by JZ. Eliot kicks a table. The guys make fun of the way Eliot is dressed. 5 – The guys tease Dan because of his haircut and his sprained ankle. Jimmy is still off Monster and loving it. 10 – Dan recants his […]