Never Not Notes

Released 9/8/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Jimmy opens strong as always with a breathy, choking, awkward introduction, and hopes this is someone’s first episode 1:10 The 717 might be an airplane, and model numbers are based on number of seats 1:45 Jimmy gets concerned about Matt’s water-drinking Nozeroftoo (sic) face 2:00 Pronunciation lessons for Jimmy: NOSFERATU 2:40 […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 9/5/2010 Special thanks to Jesse Giovinco for the live photos Intro: Seattle, Washington, our 44th state! Theater is 72% full, with a din of apathy 1:20 His Highness the Mayor has seats roped off, whether he’s coming or not 2:00 This show was red-starred in the paper, along with all the others 2:05 […]

Jimmy and Matt welcome a genuine movie star to Never Not Funny this week. Kevin Pollak has appeared in such movies as Grumpy Old Men, Grumpier Old Men, Avalon, The Whole Nine Yards, She’s All That, as well as two iconic movies: The Usual Suspects and … uh … that other one. I can’t pull the name of it right […]

Released 9/1/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Too excited about the 7-1-6. We’ll be talking about Jimmy’s TV days at length today 1:30 Eliot is here, but Dan is TOO MUCH here, and way too close to Jimmy 3:00 Why is Dan still here? He was supposed to be fired 3:20 The last time someone was fired, Jimmy took […]

Paul F. Tompkins returns to Never Not Funny in fine fashion, as he always does. This guy’s suit budget makes [somebody]’s [something] budget look like [something funny]!!!! In this episode we learn about urban-demographic plays, napping on Chapstick, Paul’s dislike of his childhood self, rock-star hair on children, REDACTED, and Jimmy Dore, journalist. CLICK HERE TO READ THE SHOW NOTES […]

Released 8/25/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: The sun is out and people are in tanking tops… 1:12 Ever the impatient guest, Paul F. Tompkins breaks out into song! 1:20 Saturday in the Park (Chicago) 1:35 That is the least patriotic song 2:00 “Wind back in sails! INTRODUCE ME!!!!!!” 2:15 Horns 2:30 Jimmy is cleaning house 3:00 Do […]

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 The “Bag o’ corn, friend” episode Jimmy is immediately mumble-mouthed, but pushes on anyway “That’s fun, that’s what happens, that’s life!” Welcome to episode 318! Jimmy proves that he remembers the last several episodes A little Michael Jackson trashing Restarting episode 319 Walking around the […]

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 99th episode, so there are a lot of “99” references right away Paul talks about Dinner and a Movie, now in its 46th season Jimmy calls Oliver “Oscar” entirely by accident It’s the day after the Oscars Paul’s big 52” HDTV and the stand he […]

Pat is back in his rightful place: the third chair in the exclusive and palatial Never Not Funny studios, where he bares his soul, digging into his personal life and resolving some deep-seated childhood issues. No wait, I mean, he talks shit 90 minutes with Jimmy and Matt. As an added bonus, this episode has a special interactive feature: Count-Pat’s-Allergy-Induced-Sniffs. […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/18/2010 Intro: Jimmy is totally confident of the episode number, and is immediately enthralled by Dan’s dog skull shorts 1:30 This may be Dan’s last show, despite the fact that he gave Jimmy tissue for his used gum 2:30 Jimmy constructs a confusing sentence to explain why he talks about the weather 3:00 […]

What’s it like to write for Conan? Who decides whether your name is in the credits, and should you care? What should you do if your dad doesn’t call you on your birthday? What do you do when the guest starts busting Matt’s dad’s balls? All these questions and more are answered in Episode 713 of Jimmy Pardo’s award winning […]

Pardcast.com message board for his episode Released 8/11/2010 Intro: Once again, Jimmy gets his opening sentences PERFECT because he is a professional. Jimmy still likes to pretend he doesn’t get the episode numbering system which leads into more math than I had to deal with during my entire 6 years of high school. 1:50 Specifically for NeverNotNotes.com, Jimmy is under […]

Jimmy and Matt welcome star of screen and big screen, Ty Burrell. Ty just bought a house near Jimmy, so they are going to be best of friends, barbecuing in Jimmy’s back yard, having sleepovers, and playing golf together. And it all started here! Ty’s gigantic, handsome head looms over the studio as the guys talk about the Emmys, Modern […]

Pardcast.com message board for this episode Released 8/4/2010 Intro: 712th episode! We now have more subscribers than ever in a current season. 1:30 Ty’s eagerness causes concern for Jimmy, but Jimmy is going to give him a ramp-up 2:20 Intro of Eliot and Dan, in his chair-matching pants 2:50 Everyone can hear Eliot fine, but maybe he shouldn’t talk anyway […]

Jimmy (“Jimmy”) welcomes Jimmy Dore (“Dore”) for episode 711, and boy do they get into it about 3/4 of the way in. The debate rages as to whether comedians should say **** or if it’s too offensive. Jimmy also decides to not say ****** any more, and meanwhile Dore somehow misspells ****. Dore thinks you should be able to say […]

Released 7/28/2010 Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro: Another typically STRONG opening sentence. And never forget. 1:15 White Sox had a deal with 7-11 to start their games at a certain time. I forget what time that was though. 1:35 Jimmy Dore (heretofore known as “Dore” to avoid any confusion with “Jimmy”) gets cussed out right outta the box! […]