15I – Crossing Town with Kira Soltanovich (Featuring Yours Truly!)

Kira Soltanovich looking radiant in clothes she pulled from a diaper bag

Kira Soltanovich looking radiant in clothes she pulled from a diaper bag

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In studio (via Skype) notes by Darryl Asher
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

(Note: There are a few personal thoughts about this episode after the show notes if you care.)

Kira’s website


Garon is celebrating his 14th anniversary with his buddy at Disneyland

Secret code talk about someone who is gay but may not be out

Gays love Disneyland, and so does EVERYONE

Matt doesn’t want to be a “Disney people”

How to keep Disney special when you live there

Matt’s profound insight: “It’s hard to not have a good time at Disneyland.”

Nooks and Crannies at Disney


A totally unretouched photo of Garon at Disneyland

A totally unretouched photo of Garon at Disneyland

Lay off Joe DeRosa on Twitter everyone!

Jimmy cracks himself up with his mouse-ears / balls joke

Houdini with Adrian Brodie is terrific, but horrible (On History Channel, not SyFy.)

Kids Chopped is genuinely awesome

Jimmy watched the 2nd best baseball game of his life: Kansas City vs. Oakland playoff

Robin Ventura is horrible and Jimmy is really mad at him


We’ve never talked about Fourth and Loud on the show, so let’s talk about it now!

Jimmy likes seeing Gene and Paul as real people


Fourth and Loud talk continues

Matt thinks the Band = Sports Team analogy is terrible


Darryl via Skype. I do have rosy cheeks, but the shooting video off an old MacBook gave me such a red tint that it looks like I am doing my Bob the Tomato imitation.

Darryl via Skype. I do have rosy cheeks, but shooting video off an old MacBook gave me such a red tint that it looks like I am doing my Bob the Tomato imitation.

LA Kiss needs new half time entertainment

Girls in cages is not “family entertainment”

This is probably the most anyone has ever talked about FOurth and Loud, including the cast and producers

Filling in for Garon: Darryl Asher, “host of Never Not Notes”

I can see nothing, but they can see me

1977 Grammys Andy Williams and Stevie Wonder

I show my complete lack of knowledge and caring about OK geography

“We can see you, and your fun face!” (24:18)

Matt talks about the trust issue when someone can’t see you; they could be making mocking

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1509 – Weirding Out with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes, making it weird

Pete Holmes, making it weird

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy thinks everyone sounds nasaly. Matt says he has the nasal filter on.

Matt tries to figure out what Sinusex is. Mucinex is what he meant.

Jimmy and Danielle saw a cockroach in the street and thought it was a monster.

Great time at LA Podfest this year. Another tiny room but great fan energy.

Shitting on Eliot is zero fun in front of other people.

Jimmy wandering around podfest is the best time to get him for your podcast. He had a great time at the fest. “Hi I’m Jimmy!” Correct response is not “yeah I know.” Introduce yourselves!

05 – Jimmy talks more about meeting people who don’t introduce themselves.

“I’m the headliner drop your pants let’s get down to puss time.” – Jimmy

Jimmy took the train home, missed two stops, and had no idea where he was.

LA Podfest

Shawn Marek was on the panel with Matt. Roddy Swearngin is also from Sideshow.

10 – Shakeup coming! We’re cleaning house around here. Even Matt’s on thin ice!

Jimmy sat in on the final episode of Go Bayside at Podfest. Jimmy loves April’s phrases.

Jimmy mentions Phil Hendrie’s ridiculous compliment calling him his mentor!

People love mad dog!

Jimmy talks about why I Got My Mind Set On You was popular. George Harrison and the time in the 80s (1987)

Even Worse came out in 1988. 

Albums releasing the same day as Peter Cetera 

Matt: Darryl Asher creating a Cooze in the Carpool Lane icon right now

Jimmy: Darryl is a guy that’s on top of Words with Friends. What does he do that he can play 24 hours a day? (Federal employee. Thank you taxpayer!)

15 – Jimmy talks more about the Eliot Facebook Challenge. Jimmy is grateful for Darryl Asher’s Words with Friends Etiquette.

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15H – Airing Grievances with Keith and The Girl

Keith (left) and the Girl (right)

Keith (left) and the Girl (right)

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

00 – Welcome to 15H! We’ll talk about the letter as time goes on.

Keith and the Girl will be on in a little bit! This episode drops after podfest. Matt and Jimmy will chicken fight Keith and The Girl.

Jimmy is going to start telling people he is yes anding them.

Oliver had a play-date recently.

Eddie Pepitone is wonderful, Jimmy loves him, but he has never had anyone lock up so much when Jimmy yes anded them.

Jimmy tries to get us to guess his lyrics.

We lost Sheldon Patinkin guys.  Cousin of Mandy.

Shelley Berman is indeed a Sheldon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelley_Berman

05 – Oliver’s sleepover featured watching the original Superman. First hour slow, once superman arrives it’s a great movie.

The friends mom came to pick him up and brought her 12 year old with him. He was taller than Jimmy. Jimmy thinks that 12 year old could take him easily. Nothing on his behavior he was a great kid very respectful and nice.

Jimmy talks about asshole kids on the street with their friends who don’t respect adults anymore.


I got true or falsed!

Spider on the wall!! I rescue it and take it outside.

10 – Jimmy Vaughan is Stevie Ray Vaughan’s older brother.

Matt got an iPhone 6! Not a plus though. Jimmy analyzes matt’s phone. Matt loves it. Jimmy might get one this week.

15 – We got a package! We also have a t-shirt winner! Jimmy wants percentages. He’s looking for percentages.

Eliot’s facebook challenge is going good but had his first challenge today via Ryan.

Commiserate – http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commiserate

The T-shirt winner gap was 33% to 29%!

Matt is no adjacent!

Jimmy’s rattled and not sure where to go next.

(Tee shirt winner and images in the link!)

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1508 – Crossing Wires with Eddie Pepitone

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Eliot’s showing off for the guests! Welcome to 1508! We’re off to a great start! Jimmy’s chair is screwed up. Someone was in the studio. Bob Odenkirk used Jimmy’s chair. Jimmy wants matt to stand up for himself and make Bob using a different chair. Jimmy drops his favorite Less Than Zero quote again.

Welcome to the show!

Jimmy sings “I Testify.”

We have guests in the studio!

Eliot’s hat gets some love.

Jimmy on survivalists: go bury your tuna and get off my TV.

Naked and Afraid officially gets the NNF Seal of Approval.

05 – The guy talks about it. Jimmy wants to see bush. Matt says after 21 days it’s a jungle out there.

Jimmy True or Falses his use of House shoe to an African American gentleman who came to take care of a tree.

Jimmy reiterates the Eliot Facebook Post Challenge.

Matt wonders if Jimmy would pay to wire Eliot’s jaw shut. He would not.

10 – Cost of jaw wiring: over $2300. 

Thriller came out in 1982. 

Apparently Wang Chung have been denied work visas to tour in the US.

15 – Eliot day five of no comments. He hasn’t done anything to hide or fake comments.

If Jimmy ever cuts meat out chicken is the first to go.

Jimmy doesn’t think Eliot’s adjustment of his FB followers is in the spirit of the bet.

Jimmy says “It’s not in the spirit” five more times.

More chat about Eliot’s comments.

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15G – Marching to the Beat with Jackie Kashian

Jackie Kashian

Jackie Kashian

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Hello! Indeed welcome to the Players Club. Matt was correct on the Palm Frond darkening our door. Jimmy’s gonna send him a jib-jab. Jimmy’s paying for Jib-Jab just for the joke.

15 G G as in………I guess we’re waiting.

Jimmy is posing a challenge to Eliot! He doesn’t think he can do it though.

Facebook related. Jimmy wants Eliot to go from 9/18 – 10/18 with NO posting comments on Non Political posts. Jimmy will give him $500! $100 to not post on Jimmy’s. Jimmy further clarifies the challenge.

05 – Matt okay with getting a free U2 album.

Bono is 54! 

Grab a nap Bono! Let Clooney handle the one organization for an hour. We discuss whether Bono is a fraud or not. Does it matter? He’s gone plenty of great things.

The Cooler is back in action guys.

10 – No posts for one month Eliot! Can he do it? He can post anything or like anything but NO Comments on other non political posts.

Heads are gonna roll around here!!

Jimmy actually enjoys Eliot’s political posts because he is middle, which is why he is allowing the posts.

15 – Plenty of details of this challenge between Jimmy and Eliot.

For ONE MONTH Eliot can not respond to any non political.

The Sinatra Group 

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1507 – Tattooing You with Joe DeRosa


Joe DeRosa

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Welcome! Jimmy sings a new theme song. Attempts to shoot a napkin into the trash 6 times. Fails.

Use your names little dicks like Bright Eyes and Five for Fighting!

05 – Jimmy’s had the same windshield covers for 20 years. Air Touch Cellular. It made it through numerous cars.

It’s really hot out side. Surface of the sun hot.

Jimmy tries to get us to guess the song she’s Hot to Go. Matt correctly guesses Lyle Lovett after Jimmy gives us a L.

10 – We listen to some Lyle Lovett Pontiac 

Jimmy went to Matt’s for Zoe’s party. It was a hang out or drop off party. Jimmy asked Oliver if he wanted him to stay. Oliver told him to take off!

When Jimmy came back later it was too crowded! Matt wishes more parents would have left too.

Oliver had a great time!

Hot in the valley baby!

Jimmy went to the mall and enjoyed some Panda Express honey sesame chicken.

15 – Jimmy said he went out side and felt his face melt ala Darkman or Raiders of the Lost Arc.

They also went to a party at Charles Cheeses.

Our guest is here! He’s going through something on Twitter. Jimmy’s on his side.

Jimmy's beef: Child abusers and those who defend them

Jimmy’s beef: Child abusers and those who defend them

Apparently Jimmy’s taking heat for supporting the KID in the Adrian Pterson situation.

We swim in a sea of dumb.

Joe’s lost weight, stopped smoking, less drinking.

Jimmy stopped by my yard sale! Fun weekend!

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15F – Documenting the Scene with Jordan Brady

Famed director, sans baseball cap, Jordan Brady

Famed director, sans baseball cap, Jordan Brady

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Still indeed! The door is open and it’s now closed! Eliot’s haircut looks great! Jimmy apologizes for pummeling Eliot’s hair on the last episode.

Matt says it’s like a pack of wolves on a steak.

Eliot is our friend and a human being!

Jimmy officially publicly apologizes to Eliot. It’s always done for humor but this last episode may have gone to 11. Now shut off your mic Eliot!

Jimmy's beef: Uncooperative digital timer

Jimmy’s beef: Uncooperative digital timer

He looks like a handsome guy. He’s got a nice smile until he talks.

Guys talk Pull-ups and American Ninja Warrior. Matt Eiseman is a friend of Jimmy’s!

Matt successfully says Akbar’s name. I can’t even type it.

05 – American Ninja Warrior is just good family fun to watch on TV. Jimmy talks about Battle of the Network Stars.

9/11 Never forget. Jimmy will never forget.

Here is that sports thing Matt was talking about: http://iwilldare.com/2013/09/rock-roll-sports-classic-a-thing-that-happened-on-our-planet/

10 – More 9/11 talk. Someone on twitter knew a guy who knew a guy who was in the towers.

Go to earwolf.com/NNF to vote for your favorite t-shirt design! Vote until 9/25! So far voting is strong!

Jimmy makes a character that always turns into Cajun Jimmy.

We hear a little Lionel Richie Stuck on You – https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/tuskegee-deluxe-edition/id509616104?uo=4&at=1l3vqNv

Our guest showed up in Flip Flops. He gets a reaming from Jimmy.

Jimmy's beef: Jordan's flip-flops; Matt's friend Mike, and Matt's accusation that Jimmy doesn't mention his flip-flop disdain as often as he used to

Jimmy’s beef: Jordan’s flip-flops; Matt’s friend Mike, and Matt’s accusation that Jimmy doesn’t mention his flip-flop disdain as often as he used to

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1506 – Burning Down the House with Ben Gleib

Ben Gleib

Ben Gleib

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Welcome in! Episode 1506! It rained for about 13 seconds today. Came strong, fast, and hard at Jimmy’s house. Jimmy doesn’t talk about his private sex life and he does not approve of people who brag about it.

Jimmy said fingering.

Cigars, farting, and sex talk. 3 things no one in here is interested in.

Apparently I get mole eyes when I take my glasses off.

05 – I went to the LA Fair, saw Pentatonix.

Cigars – Quote for us to guess.


Matt sings some Rihanna.

Young Frankenstein was the film. Out on 40th Anniversary Blu-ray tomorrow!

Shave your beard Kyle Dodson!!

LA Fair talk!

This is the ride Matt was talking about.

It’s called Speed.

10 – Jimmy prefers a skinny hot dog to a thick one. Matt doesn’t like a poor bun: dog ratio.

Jimmy will put an onion on his hot dog while at a ball park.

Ketchup on a baked potato? No. Butter/sour cream on a French fri? No.

Jimmy compares Eliot to a bear trap. Matt wants him to design a game about possibly getting stuck into a conversation.

Jimmy’s always going somewhere!!
We gotta have a reminder meeting on who’s show this is.

Jimmy’s the hero!

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15E – Lighting it Up with Brooks Wheelan

Brooks Whelan

Brooks Whelan

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Additional notes and editing by Darryl Asher

Brooks Wheelan

00 – Welcome to the Players Club! Welcome to 15 Elastic! No one got that.

Jimmy’s voice sounding a little sluggish.

New game, guessing how much Jimmy slept last night. He’s now blaming Eliot for his getting sick.

Africian American gentlemen fronting a white orchestra.

Hillybillies confused over their love of Darius Rucker.

Cajun Jimmy stops by! (But, no, it’s actually Raymond, president of the Charlie Pride fan club.)

Caption? No caption needed!

Caption? No caption needed!

Charley Pride is still with us!

Gone Country was by Alan Jackson

05 – Fan clubs run meet and greets, or used to be. Cajun Jimmy on a rant!

Peanuts are harvested

Ronald Regan Jelly Bellies 

10 – It’s a pitiful sight to see a grown man gargle.

Jimmy’s throat is raw so the Cajun jimmy voice is soothing. Actually it’s not Cajun Jimmy at all! It’s a new character Charley Pride fan club guy named Raymond.

Jimmy watched Back to the Future and confirms that it holds up. Jimmy’s apparently choked off Raymond to get the mic back. Jimmy fears that some asshole is going to remake BTTF and ruin it.

15 – Jimmy wants to turn the show title into Gaslight.

Who sings Vienna? Band lead singer Midge err, cowrote


A Russell Watson did a cover of Vienna.

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Season 1, Episode 13 – Mostly About Music and Concerts

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NNF Season 1 Episode 13

June 30, 2006

Show notes by Darryl Asher


Lucky 13!

You recognize my name from television, radio, and mostly from this podcast

The first night-time taping, but 92 degrees

Mike is in a Tony Soprano shirt

Matt’s Rising Sun $5 faux retro tee shirt from Target causes Mike to accuse him of hipsterism

Matt defends his North Face breathable cargo pants

Jimmy is in a KISS Rock and Roll Over tee shirt

Jimmy and Mike talk about seeing KISS in concert


Jimmy just bought the least used guitar in history at Guitar Center

Jimmy saw Rick Nielson of Cheap Trick at Guitar Center; Pat Francis didn’t care

Billy Corgan picked up Nielson in his car outside of Guitar Center

Mike Schmidt has been working on the X-Box game Saint’s Row as a writer

More KISS concert talk


Pat Francis got them into the sky box at Dodger Stadium for the concert, probably illegally

Jimmy does a Starchild impression

Mike talks about Paul Stanley getting stuck on a tow line over the crowd during Love Gun

Gene Simmons is a 55 year old Jewish man

Roadies had to rescue Paul Stanley with a ladder

Who likes a bass solo? The bassist

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