15K – Popping In with Dave Holmes

Dave was in such a hurry to leave, he didn't have time for Matt's usual 2-hour portrait session. Here's a drawing!

Dave was in such a hurry to leave, he didn’t have time for Matt’s usual 2-hour portrait session. Here’s a drawing!

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and Additional Notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Welcome to the players club! Jimmy’s wearing the shirt as you do in a club environment.

Jimmy thinks Matt is wasting away. Matt says he has a gut so he’s not wasting away.

Jimmy and Matt have a Much Run coming up, the day after which Jimmy has a 5k.

Jimmy get me the Steven Spielberg set! What a joy!

Matt: Darryl Asher creating a Cooze in the Carpool Lane icon right now

Still talkin’ ’bout that Skype appearance!

Darryl Asher is still talking about that Skype. Next time, pull a rabbit out of a hat instead of beating off in a hotel room. (Darryl says: “Next time? You mean I get to do it again?”)

Whooaaaa! Jimmy’s checking something out on Twitter.

05 – Jimmy talks about Shark Tank! Calls it the new Kojak. Matt mentions Joe Wagner again.

Oliver and Jimmy watched Shark Tank together and try to guess if they’re gonna get the money or not.

Shark Tank guys:
Robert Herjavec 
Kevin Harrington 
Kevin O’Leary
Daymond John 
Mark Cuban
Lori Greiner
Barbara Corcoran

Mike Olson via twitter thanks Eliot for birthday wishes, stirs up a little controversy on the Eliot Challenge!

10 – Jimmy forgot to give our guest the address.

Matt wanted to talk about 4th and Loud and apparently the finale did not record!

Jimmy talks about the finale episode of 4th and loud. Jimmy was at the game featured on the episode calls it one of the best games he’s been too. Calls it a great episode of television.

15 – It might make him upgrade his seats even more because he is so invested now. He’s already excited for the new season.
He has 40 minutes left on the podcast episode he was talking about and wonders if they talk about the team name LA Kiss.

20 – Matt gives Kiss credit for their Merch knowledge.

Brett Bouchy 

When a Man Loves a Woman 1994

Jimmy and Matt are using words like championships, expansion teams, I don’t know what they mean.

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1511 – Making Pictures with Doug Benson

Doug Benson, watching a movie out of the corner of his eye

Doug Benson, watching a movie out of the corner of his eye

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00 – Welcome to 1511! Jimmy thought it was 1517. Jimmy was made to feel bad.

Jimmy just got back from Peoria! Lots of great fans came out including Jim Glass and family!

Jimmy and Matt talk Guns and Roses.

Jimmy bought some CDs/Albums from Co-Op Records!

Matt calls out Jimmy for not remembering the last names of the guys that opened for him.

Jimmy thought Aretha Franklin’s version of Rolling In The Deep was just fine. Unnecessary but fine.

Enough of Tony Bennett!

05 – Jimmy talks about white fan Lyle’s shirt with the wrong name of his town on it still a great shirt though!

Lots of great fans came out to multiple shows! Good times! Great comics out of Chicago came down to open for him too.

Halloween costume shopping last year. This year he is going as Oliver Wood from Harry Potter. 

Jimmy is not going to dress up this year.

10 – Spider chat! Eliot has a spider in his equipment.

6k spiders in a house. For real: another link.

Jimmy talks about the huge spider he saw.

deathstareP90X chat and diet/work out fat chat. Apparently p90x people get a little crazy.

“Go do another crunch fuck fuck.” – Jimmy

15 – Good Charlotte chat.

20 – Jimmy talks about parking at the airport and having it washed. The guy moved the seat back and up. No memory button in the Prius so he’s still trying to get it right.

Fan Lyle has a beautiful wife!

Eliot gets the longest death stare from Jimmy. Interrupted by Jimmys phone.

Eliot says “True ‘Dat.”

Eliot is also wearing a Chuck shirt.

Matt doesn’t watch Walking Dead or Big Bang Theory.

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From the Archives: The Long Lost “Darryl” Intro

Going through my old files, I just found this MP3. Some time in Season 6, I sent Matt this file as a suggestion for a new intro for Season 7. It was either in response to, or was the catalyst for, a contest for fans to submit an intro MP3. I think this file was played at the end of a Season 6 episode, but neither my memory nor that damn website Never Not Notes are any help in tracking down which one. Anyway, enjoy! (Spoiler, this didn’t win, for obvious reasons.)

15J – Park-hopping with Matt Gourley

Matt Gourley

Matt Gourley

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Hello and welcome! The Players Club is open! No stragglers! Jimmy sounds tired and matt looks tired. Matt up at 515. Jimmy at 620. Matt will never be able to replicate his current hair.

Jimmy references “America’s Hair Dad” from episode 206.

Mike Schmidt took Matt out at the knees with a hair joke. He’s done the same for Jimmy.

We’re done but Jimmy needs us to come in twice a week. Except me, I’ll be via Skype.

There is Ranch dressing all over the world!

Jimmy is sick to death about sponsored ads with that “you’ll never believe what happened!” style titles.”

05 – Jimmy asks if matt ever clicks the 12 things you never knew about blank posts.

9 days in on Eliot’s rebooted facebook challenge!

The podcast suggestion of a talking dead style show of never not funny is a snooze according to Jimmy.

10 – The president is in town. Deal with it.

Jimmy saw a car with 2 donuts on it. (Spare tires).

Greg Fitsimmons is on Monday at 7 eastern.

Matt correctly guesses Stan Ridgeway! I’ve never heard of this guy.

Here is a setlist for him from a show last may in Melbourne.

15 – Jimmy not dropping $1500 to meet the band.
Best of Bases is a Swedish band per Matt.

Jimmy knows 8/21 songs from that Stan Ridgway show.

Jimmy tells a story about being at a party with Corey Haim’s dad and Stan popped by to say Happy Thanksgiving.

20 – Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees 

Our guest is here! Wearing socklets? No show socks? He hates them.

Matt Gourley tells a story about PFT “taking him to town” over socklets and now he wears them constantly.

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1510 – Hitting the Streets with Billy Eichner

Billy Eichner, off the street and in the NNF studio

Billy Eichner, off the street and in the NNF studio

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00 – Welcome in! Jimmy hurt his lower back running in Eerie, PA. Running on a treadmill is like marching. A long run is an Eagles album.

It was Jimmy’s first time in Eerie. Great club with a great staff!

Jimmy says again, we have the best fans. People drove in from all over to see him. West Virginia, NY, Boston, Carolinas, etc. It was also cold and rainy.

He walked to his hotel after the show and it was like Jack the Ripper London. It went from misty to severe downpour as he walked.

Treadmill vs outdoor running 

05 – Jimmy saw The Equalizer this weekend in a theater full of black people. The movie stinks, but he loved it. This overweight black woman kept saying, “oooh Denzel!’” every time he killed someone. They also started running Gone Girl instead of The Equalizer. Everyone got up at the same time because they thought they were in the wrong theater. Some old woman yelled at everyone that the theater has already been told and to sit down.

Denzel was great but it is a horrible movie that Jimmy enjoyed the hell out of.

10 – We do have Black female fans! players club member Tracy came out to see Jimmy sporting her PC t-shirt.

Eerie, Indiana! 

We had to change the schedule last week so jimmy could do a cameo on Comedy Bang Bang. I had already planned an anniversary trip to Disneyland that day so I couldn’t be here for the show.

15 – Jimmy loves shooting at Comedy Bang Bang. It’s not like any other set.

We’re officially announcing Tickets are ON SALE NOON on Thursday 10/9.

Jimmy and Matt talk about the Palm Frond casting human like shadows outside the door.

Jimmy is getting emails saying he won the Eliot challenge. Jimmy’s off the hook?

We rebooted the bet on 10/1 and Eliot reset his settings back to normal.

Jordan Brady’s short interview with Jimmy

Jimmy and Matt talk about Jordan’s film I Am Road Comic

20 – Jordan Brady’s wife’s film about Ballet Dancers who happen to have Down Syndrome – http://free2bememovie.com/

The guys talk Nashville.

25 – Even if you know people in Hollywood doesn’t mean that they can do anything for you.

Robert Parish

Matt sticks to the slots at casinos.

Matt made Jimmy laugh.

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15I – Crossing Town with Kira Soltanovich (Featuring Yours Truly!)

Kira Soltanovich looking radiant in clothes she pulled from a diaper bag

Kira Soltanovich looking radiant in clothes she pulled from a diaper bag

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Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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Garon is celebrating his 14th anniversary with his buddy at Disneyland

Secret code talk about someone who is gay but may not be out

Gays love Disneyland, and so does EVERYONE

Matt doesn’t want to be a “Disney people”

How to keep Disney special when you live there

Matt’s profound insight: “It’s hard to not have a good time at Disneyland.”

Nooks and Crannies at Disney

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A totally unretouched photo of Garon at Disneyland

A totally unretouched photo of Garon at Disneyland

Lay off Joe DeRosa on Twitter everyone!

Jimmy cracks himself up with his mouse-ears / balls joke

Houdini with Adrian Brodie is terrific, but horrible (On History Channel, not SyFy.)

Kids Chopped is genuinely awesome

Jimmy watched the 2nd best baseball game of his life: Kansas City vs. Oakland playoff

Robin Ventura is horrible and Jimmy is really mad at him

10

We’ve never talked about Fourth and Loud on the show, so let’s talk about it now!

Jimmy likes seeing Gene and Paul as real people

15

Fourth and Loud talk continues

Matt thinks the Band = Sports Team analogy is terrible

20

Darryl via Skype. I do have rosy cheeks, but the shooting video off an old MacBook gave me such a red tint that it looks like I am doing my Bob the Tomato imitation.

Darryl via Skype. I do have rosy cheeks, but shooting video off an old MacBook gave me such a red tint that it looks like I am doing my Bob the Tomato imitation.

LA Kiss needs new half time entertainment

Girls in cages is not “family entertainment”

This is probably the most anyone has ever talked about FOurth and Loud, including the cast and producers

Filling in for Garon: Darryl Asher, “host of Never Not Notes”

I can see nothing, but they can see me

1977 Grammys Andy Williams and Stevie Wonder

I show my complete lack of knowledge and caring about OK geography

“We can see you, and your fun face!” (24:18)

Matt talks about the trust issue when someone can’t see you; they could be making mocking

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1509 – Weirding Out with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes, making it weird

Pete Holmes, making it weird

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
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00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy thinks everyone sounds nasaly. Matt says he has the nasal filter on.

Matt tries to figure out what Sinusex is. Mucinex is what he meant.

Jimmy and Danielle saw a cockroach in the street and thought it was a monster.

Great time at LA Podfest this year. Another tiny room but great fan energy.

Shitting on Eliot is zero fun in front of other people.

Jimmy wandering around podfest is the best time to get him for your podcast. He had a great time at the fest. “Hi I’m Jimmy!” Correct response is not “yeah I know.” Introduce yourselves!

05 – Jimmy talks more about meeting people who don’t introduce themselves.

“I’m the headliner drop your pants let’s get down to puss time.” – Jimmy

Jimmy took the train home, missed two stops, and had no idea where he was.

LA Podfest

Shawn Marek was on the panel with Matt. Roddy Swearngin is also from Sideshow.

10 – Shakeup coming! We’re cleaning house around here. Even Matt’s on thin ice!

Jimmy sat in on the final episode of Go Bayside at Podfest. Jimmy loves April’s phrases.

Jimmy mentions Phil Hendrie’s ridiculous compliment calling him his mentor!

People love mad dog!

Jimmy talks about why I Got My Mind Set On You was popular. George Harrison and the time in the 80s (1987)

Even Worse came out in 1988. 

Albums releasing the same day as Peter Cetera 

Matt: Darryl Asher creating a Cooze in the Carpool Lane icon right now

Jimmy: Darryl is a guy that’s on top of Words with Friends. What does he do that he can play 24 hours a day? (Federal employee. Thank you taxpayer!)

15 – Jimmy talks more about the Eliot Facebook Challenge. Jimmy is grateful for Darryl Asher’s Words with Friends Etiquette.

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15H – Airing Grievances with Keith and The Girl

Keith (left) and the Girl (right)

Keith (left) and the Girl (right)

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00 – Welcome to 15H! We’ll talk about the letter as time goes on.

Keith and the Girl will be on in a little bit! This episode drops after podfest. Matt and Jimmy will chicken fight Keith and The Girl.

Jimmy is going to start telling people he is yes anding them.

Oliver had a play-date recently.

Eddie Pepitone is wonderful, Jimmy loves him, but he has never had anyone lock up so much when Jimmy yes anded them.

Jimmy tries to get us to guess his lyrics.

We lost Sheldon Patinkin guys.  Cousin of Mandy.

Shelley Berman is indeed a Sheldon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelley_Berman

05 – Oliver’s sleepover featured watching the original Superman. First hour slow, once superman arrives it’s a great movie.

The friends mom came to pick him up and brought her 12 year old with him. He was taller than Jimmy. Jimmy thinks that 12 year old could take him easily. Nothing on his behavior he was a great kid very respectful and nice.

Jimmy talks about asshole kids on the street with their friends who don’t respect adults anymore.

true-false

I got true or falsed!

Spider on the wall!! I rescue it and take it outside.

10 – Jimmy Vaughan is Stevie Ray Vaughan’s older brother.

Matt got an iPhone 6! Not a plus though. Jimmy analyzes matt’s phone. Matt loves it. Jimmy might get one this week.

15 – We got a package! We also have a t-shirt winner! Jimmy wants percentages. He’s looking for percentages.

Eliot’s facebook challenge is going good but had his first challenge today via Ryan.

Commiserate – http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/commiserate

The T-shirt winner gap was 33% to 29%!

Matt is no adjacent!

Jimmy’s rattled and not sure where to go next.

(Tee shirt winner and images in the link!)

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1508 – Crossing Wires with Eddie Pepitone

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00 – Eliot’s showing off for the guests! Welcome to 1508! We’re off to a great start! Jimmy’s chair is screwed up. Someone was in the studio. Bob Odenkirk used Jimmy’s chair. Jimmy wants matt to stand up for himself and make Bob using a different chair. Jimmy drops his favorite Less Than Zero quote again.

Welcome to the show!

Jimmy sings “I Testify.”

We have guests in the studio!

Eliot’s hat gets some love.

Jimmy on survivalists: go bury your tuna and get off my TV.

Naked and Afraid officially gets the NNF Seal of Approval.

05 – The guy talks about it. Jimmy wants to see bush. Matt says after 21 days it’s a jungle out there.

Jimmy True or Falses his use of House shoe to an African American gentleman who came to take care of a tree.

Jimmy reiterates the Eliot Facebook Post Challenge.

Matt wonders if Jimmy would pay to wire Eliot’s jaw shut. He would not.

10 – Cost of jaw wiring: over $2300. 

Thriller came out in 1982. 

Apparently Wang Chung have been denied work visas to tour in the US.

15 – Eliot day five of no comments. He hasn’t done anything to hide or fake comments.

If Jimmy ever cuts meat out chicken is the first to go.

Jimmy doesn’t think Eliot’s adjustment of his FB followers is in the spirit of the bet.

Jimmy says “It’s not in the spirit” five more times.

More chat about Eliot’s comments.

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15G – Marching to the Beat with Jackie Kashian

Jackie Kashian

Jackie Kashian

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00 – Hello! Indeed welcome to the Players Club. Matt was correct on the Palm Frond darkening our door. Jimmy’s gonna send him a jib-jab. Jimmy’s paying for Jib-Jab just for the joke.

15 G G as in………I guess we’re waiting.

Jimmy is posing a challenge to Eliot! He doesn’t think he can do it though.

Facebook related. Jimmy wants Eliot to go from 9/18 – 10/18 with NO posting comments on Non Political posts. Jimmy will give him $500! $100 to not post on Jimmy’s. Jimmy further clarifies the challenge.

05 – Matt okay with getting a free U2 album.

Bono is 54! 

Grab a nap Bono! Let Clooney handle the one organization for an hour. We discuss whether Bono is a fraud or not. Does it matter? He’s gone plenty of great things.

The Cooler is back in action guys.

10 – No posts for one month Eliot! Can he do it? He can post anything or like anything but NO Comments on other non political posts.

Heads are gonna roll around here!!

Jimmy actually enjoys Eliot’s political posts because he is middle, which is why he is allowing the posts.

15 – Plenty of details of this challenge between Jimmy and Eliot.

For ONE MONTH Eliot can not respond to any non political.

The Sinatra Group 

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