16B – Swapping Stories with Neil Garguilo and David Park

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00 – Hello and welcome! Jimmy thrown by voices in the hall!

Safety first on the water guys.

The door outside is missing. They’re fixing it maybe?

Possibly a couple of hobos outside? Looking for some chili!

Jimmy updates everyone on the Fantasy Baseball stuff.

Steve’s running the show!

Using the CBS site. Jimmy’s paying out of pocket for the site. We will pardomize the 13 winners at the end of the show!

“You gotta dump out John?” – worst sentence in tv history?

George RR Martin.

05 – A tree tried to steal my hat.

hotdogKetchup controversy. People angered at Rich for having ketchup on his hotdog.

Hot Dog vs Burger?

Jimmy still off burgers.

Smash Burger chat.

10 – John Ross Bowie and Jimmy went to see Patty LuPone! Jimmy tells the story about he event. They ran into Fred Willard at the venue.

Their seats were pretty much the same spot s the last time they saw her.

They loved the show. She was phenomenal.

Jimmy talks more about the show, the merch table, and buying a preautographed CD.

Our guest sneaks in and gets the treatment from Jimmy who then continues his story. They met Patty hung out got autographed and when they left John and Jimmy jumped up and down and hugged like a “couple of queeeerrrsss.”

15 – Jimmy says there was zero divaness from Patty at all.

Both of our guests are now here!

David Park and Neil Garguilo!

Our door is missing we have no idea why. It may be stolen!

Maybe I’ll go find out what happened? Or maybe ill cellophane the door?

Neil’s in to kill someone.

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1602 – Signing Up with Andy Daly

Andy Daly. Booby Booby.

Andy Daly. Booby Booby.

No show notes from Garon-substitute Tony Thaxton. Who know, they might show up! Or I might get time to do my own notes. Or a fan might want to do them. You can even listen to the episode right here on this page and make your own set of notes.

-Darryl

16A – Busting Out with Rachel Quaintance

Rachel Quaintance

Rachel Quaintance

We have two whole sets of show notes! I did a set because I didn’t get any from Jay, but then after I did mine, Jay’s showed up, courtesy of Matt Belknap. So enjoy the most notes ever for an episode of Never Not Funny. Rachel is worthy of them! Jay’s notes follow mine below:

All notes and editing by Darryl Asher, because Rachel is awesome and deserves to have notes of her appearance available for posterity, despite the fact that she used to think my name was Ronald

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First Players Club episode of Season 16

Jimmy gives a convoluted explanation of the letter game

Episode 500 will be live at UCB on Franklin March 22, 7:30pm, with live streaming audio

Jay “Cheeseman” Spaulding is filling in for Tony Thaxton, who was filling in for Garon Cockrell

Let’s talk about Jat’s tats, and the fact that he should have them removed

Jimmy tried to bond with Jay over matching phone cases, but fails

Jay works at UCB on Sunset doing tech

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More than you need to know about how UCB updates their event calendar

Danielle is a writer on the Writers’ Guild Awards, which is high praise

Jimmy’s over-explanation of (something) puts himself into a coma

Jimmy wants Matt to guess which show he is seeing with John Ross Bowie. Matt nails it: Patti LuPone!

Jimmy announces the Players Club Fantasy Baseball League, but explains that he is actually too busy for it

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Jimmy lays down the law about how to apply to be in the Fantasy Baseball League

Jimmy: "I don't need Johnny Porkchop talking to Darryl Asher in the chat room while I'm trying to figure out if Darek Jeter is still in the league"

Jimmy: “I don’t need Johnny Porkchop talking to Darryl Asher in the chat room while I’m trying to figure out if Darek Jeter is still in the league”

(Don’t worry, Jimmy. Besides hearing you talk about it, Darryl Asher has ZERO interest in fantasy baseball!)

aspecialthing.com is probably now a ghost town. (I admit to not having logged in there in years). Facebook and Twitter have taken over what AST used to do.

Old Man Lizard shows up

There will be money involved in the Fantasy Baseball League, so no cheapskates

Winner gets money, plus a Never Not Funny Surprise Pack

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Matt… baseketball… list of names… something…

Calves Cavs pun talk

Jimmy thinks a listener will make a Cleveland Calves (as in the animal) basketball jersey design

clevelandcalvesSince no one made one, here is my 10 minute amateur design, the quality of which matched Matt’s pun

Jay is wearing an engagement ring, to signify his engagement to the lovely Liezl, comedy photographer extraordinaire

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Mystery wall addition coming!

Jay and Liezl are engaged and will get married “one day”

Jimmy discusses Conan’s remote to a Korean massage

Rachel “Sexy Boots” Quaintance arrives and is told to sit

Amanda “Zim Zam” Zimmerman sent a pillow made from an old Bag O Corn tee shirt, plus sent a bag of popcorn

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1601 – Sneaking Around with Rich Sommer

Rich Sommer

Rich Sommer

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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NNF 1601 – Rich Sommer
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00 – Hello! Welcome to episode 1601! First episode of our 16th season!

Just months away from our 9th anniversary!!

I’m back!!

Lot happening over here today!

Tony Thaxton is gunning for my job.

Jimmy talks about the Ronald Reagan controversy when Tony Thaxton FAILED AT HIS ONE JOB! You can’t have my gig Tony!

[Note from Darryl: Garon makes it LOOK easy, but it’s not. See all these links in the notes? They are all (or mostly) from Garon! Even when they don’t go back and ask him about stuff, here they are. PLUS he takes notes and emails them to me. Your job is safe Garon! For now.]

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05 – Target Controversy! People putting out Jimmy’s business.

10 – We talk amiibos.

Jimmy hopes Ghostbusters 3 is actually funny,

15 – Rich Sommer is here!

Eddie Murphy hosted in 82 and 84 – 

Rich is switching his shirt.

20 – Jimmy pitches Players Club! $99.99 gets you a year and an exclusive T-shirt. $30 for 6 months, $50 for a year.

Matt’s taylor is Jonathon Taylor Thomas.

Break!

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1525 – Closing Up Shop with Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm with a ham sandwich.

Jon Hamm with a ham sandwich.

In studio notes by NO ONE because Tony Thaxton sat in for Garon and I have no notes from him. Tony Thaxton: incredible drummer. Terrible Never Not Funny note-taker. If I have time and/or interest, I (Darryl) might eventually do the show notes for this episode.

Meanwhile, enjoy this photo of Jon Hamm holding a ham sandwich.

15X – Launching into it with Kira Soltanovich

Kira Soltanovich

Kira Soltanovich

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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Kira’s Website

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome to 15 X. 15 X. Jimmy can’t think of a word. Last time was Xanadu and he can’t think of anything else. Jimmy DQ’d just like he was DQ’d out of a Star Wars shirt. Matt wants his money.

Jimmy talks about the Family Guy seen where Stewie beats the hell out of Brian when he doesn’t get his money. Jimmy full of thievery today.

New Rule: Sick stay home. Jimmy blaming me! We’re in a bomb shelter. No air flow.

I always laugh at an aids joke.

Stay home if you are sick! Let’s keep the child home? Eliot’s got Joseph on back-up in case he got sicks.

The Citrin’s were great! He, Conan, and at the improv!

05 – Oliver was at Conan and was critiquing Jimmy to Danielle. Jimmy says Oliver is getting out of his shyness and is eating up the attention now. He gave a big wave at Conan.

The man upstairs keeps his eye on all of us. Eliot agrees.

Jimmy’s seatbelt alarm reminds him of Look Down, every day.

Im gonna grab our guest!

Kira Saltonovich!

The guys talk about Enuff Z’nuff 

They are from Blue Island, Ill

10 – The other Lachey is Drew.

Jimmy goes on a rant about Johnny Depp.

Matt is talking about The Tourist – 

Danielle was on Kira’s podcast. They had a blast.
Vie and Z’Nuff not brothers!

15 – Jimmy’s gotta open a package before we get Kira on!

Matt viciously assaults the package while Jimmy mourns his broken knuckles.

We got a package from Jason Wilcox. He has sent us the Million Dollar Pyramid card game!! Jimmy not gonna ask Matt to open that.

Pat knows one thing for sure re: Enuff z’nuff, they’ve sucked all these years.

20 – Kira Soltanovich is here!!

Thank you Jason Wilcox! Class move!

Kira can’t find the camera

Taking a break!

We’re back! With a little Bobby plant.

Episode 15 – Xylophone!

Jimmy again apologies for Threes.

Jimmy and family used to be addicted to Tetris on the SNES or NES.

Kira’s aunt in Russia used to make missiles! Her aunt still lives in Ukraine. Jobs didn’t matter, they all got paid the same.

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1524 – Breaking Stride with John Ross Bowie

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell

John Ross Bowie

John Ross Bowie

Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

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00 – Hello! 1524! The Christmas eve! Get those gifts under those trees parents!

We got some guests in from Bonobos.com. Not really.

The Citrins are with us today! Marc and Ethan. They won the Conan Meet and Greets. They’re in from New York.

I’m on the mend! Matt’s hair is product free today.

Some scheduling chat. We’ll work it out off the air.

The Presale for Season 16 and the full year 16+17 is open now! $29.99 for each season or $50 for both! Elite member gets you a T-shirt, designed by Eliot!

05 – Jimmy saw Eliot on a date at his comedy show. Took a date to see Daddy.

Some celebs showed up. Graham, Tony Thaxton, Alan Havey, and Eliot. Eliot got the best response when Jimmy gave some shout-outs. He got an upswell of applause!

Jimmy recounts the show on Saturday.

Ethan is a computer science major, currently working with his Father who is an Attorney. He handles malpractice suits for doctors.

Jimmy wants some info on who he should sue in terms of his unnecessary knee surgery.

Mr. Citrin is like a lawyer/Doctor in one!

Jimmy asks if he’s ever dealt with a waking on the surgery table situation. Feel and see and hear everything but no one knowing.

He only works for the doctors.

Jimmy asks Ethan what he does with his dad. He files stuff at courthouses, and requests medical records.

10 – Fun with words guys!

Ethan’s got a girlfriend named Amanda, like Boston sang about in the 80s. They’ve been together for 1 ½. Ethan’s 24.
Marc is 56.
Jimmy saw Paddington. He’s going Billy Idol. Calls it Phenomenal! Charming is the best word to use for it.

Eliot is talking for some reason. Jimmy’s furious and will open him up with a scalpel (Scapel) and try to have Eliot sue him.

What’s the better medicine? Music or Laughter?

Jimmy saw Kevin Pollack’s movie over the weekend. Misery Loves Comedy – 

Jimmy joined Matt at Disneyland to do the Star Wars 10K.

15 – Jimmy used Elise’s “bib” for the run. If he had hurt himself he’d have no causeation (or crustacean as jimmy heard).

Jimmy and Matt talk about the run at Disneyland.

The corrals were very important apparently. Matt calls it a 10k meets comic-con. Some people had no business

Grabbed our guest! John Ross Bowie!!

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15W – Cashing Checks with Wayne Federman

Wayne Federman

Wayne Federman

After-the-fact, not by Skype, or in-studio notes by Darryl Asher

www.WayneFederman.com

You can also see Wayne Federman playing cards with Kenny Rogers in an unavoidable but very funny commercial running on television, streaming services, and in your dreams.

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Welcome to 15W!

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Eliot annoys Jimmy as soon as the show starts

Jimmy apologizes for not being sensitive about Eliot’s mother

“Go fuck yourself if you think I’m insensitive”

No Garon due to illness, and not enough time OR INTEREST to get Darryl Asher

I  don't know if this count as a shout-out or a shit-on. Half and half I guess.

I don’t know if this counts as a shout-out or a shit-on. Half and half I guess.

More than you ever needed to know about flu shots

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Jimmy takes offense at Matt’s “You’re short for a stormtrooper” joke, which was awesome

The Star Wars 10K and half marathon in Anaheim

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Lots of street maintenance around Jimmy’s old house on Rimpaugh

Eliot’s peek into the underbelly of Los Angeles street maintenance

One-Lane Bullshit played a great set at Bonaroo

Paul Anka rant reenactment

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San Diego Chargers are still a team

Jimmy wants to buy an NFL team with someone else’s money

Wayne Federman got recognized as he was coming into the studio

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Everyone loves Wayne’s commercial with Kenny Rogers

BREAK

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