3401 – Closing the deal with Cristela Alonzo
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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@Cristela9
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00 Welcome in! 3401! First episode of the 34th season! Jimmy has spoken before believe it or not.
Colder in the valley than over the hill, which is odd.
A two man line in a 24 hour store was Jimmy at 7/11.
Let’s Go Brandon tshirt in the wild!
Some trump talk at the 7/11! Jimmy told the guy he was in a cult. “Your in a cult sir!”
Eliot’s Goodr glasses match his shirt.
New shirt NOT from ROSS?!
Jimmy had a show this weekend, and so did Jay Leno. Neither sold out.
Thanks for all the NNF Fans for coming out! David Goddard drove up from the OC.
Jimmy got a couple requests before the show so he was happy to accommodate.
Jimmy talks about the couple that comes to all of his stand up shows but aren’t NNF listeners. What don’t they like!? WHO don’t they like?!
10 – How long did it take Jimmy to get to Flappers and get home?
Matt: 1h10m /27m
Almost a bullseye! 1h7m vs 28m home!
The guys talk directions from home to flappers.
Matt talks about the video he watched collecting all the times people broke during The Californians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jJiTcubp5E
Welcome to season 34! Jimmy shows off the new shirt and details the perks and levels. Starting at $6 a month for 2 episodes a week (and a monthly bonus) ad free, $12 level gets all that and a gorgeous maroon NNF T-shirt!
Those tags ripped right off. Jimmy is praising the Gildan now, at least this level of their shirts.
20 – Talking livestreaming concerts!
Matt talks Charlie’s soccer tournie! He’s going to state tournie!
Talking Temecula!
25 –Indian Casino craps –
https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/nightlife/2016/03/30/mark-pilarski-casinos-craps-california/82236384/#:~:text=The%20real%20reason%20you%20came,use%20cards%20rather%20than%20dice.
More casino talk!
Tables and dealers! Better with other people or alone? Jimmy prefers alone with the dealer.
30 – Eliot’s drops some casino lingo and Jimmy calls him on it.
35 – Celebrity War?!
Jimmy and Doug made that joke already.
Turning Japanese!
Rick Moranis as Tom Monroe – https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=416865182231277
40 – Zoe had a big show choir weekend!
Talking school choirs!
Oliver’s play opens this week! He feels good about it.
Theater cult!
Jimmy talks the advice he gave oliver to bring his script even though he’s off book.
Matt had some anger flares during Charlies game wh
We’ll be right back!
47 – We’re back!
We’ve won awards! When or where is irrelevant we won it.
Dig deeper awards people!
Jimmy recounts the 7/11 Trumper to Cristela.
If they remade cocoon, would they be Trump supporters, Cristela wonders.
Kenny Rogers Roasters – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers_Roasters#:~:text=The%20last%20Kenny%20Rogers%20Roasters,Roasters%20items%20in%20their%20restaurants.
50 – Jimmy talks about Pop Cultured. Cristela was recently on and she LOVES it.
Cristela met with producers to host After Midnight.
Jimmy talks about the show and the host. He’s glad Taylor got it!
55 – Cristela feels that warm up comics make the best hosts.
Cristela talks about being a page and working on the Emeril show and a time when the taping was 7-8 hours long.
60 – Cristela loves our theme songs! and loves the theme about theme songs!
Jimmy talks the TV show tapings he went to Roomies with Corey Haim and The Garry Shandling Show!
1h5m – Jimmy talks about his meniscus PT and doing some stationary bike exercises.
One of the videos was marked Explicit?
Deal A Meal!
1h10m – Iced!! Brutal.
We hear the Ice theme!
LPGA tournie from Taiwan! Jimmy’s team didn’t do great!
1h15m – Motley Crue talk! Cristela saw them a couple times.
Cristela talks about her association with Special Olympics and her nephew who is an athlete in the events.
https://www.specialolympics.org/what-we-do/games-and-competition/world-games
1h20m – Cristela talks about the “border crisis” in the area her family lives.
She talks about growing up and realizing how conservative the town she lived in and understanding that the stuff that made her weird to those folks is not weird almost anywhere else.
Cristela and I wanna be friends with Trixie Mattel!
1h25m – Trump shoes and no way he’s been on a ladder.
Cristela gives us her history moving around the country.
Talking leaving LA and the feeling of failure that returning home brings with it.
1h30m – It’s time for trivia! See below for all results!
We’ll be right back!
1h37m – We’re back!
Guess by alphabet?
Vince Vaughn talk.
Queenpins – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9054192/
Freaky – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10919380/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_7_nm_1_q_freaky%2520
1h40m – Curb Your Enthusiasm is ending?!
Talking Zanies in Rosemont!
Rpund the horn!
1h45m – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Clark_(actor)
See below for answers!
1h50m – Jimmy introduces Eliot and Eliot interrupts him with his noises.
Concert talk!
2h – Sting and Billy Joel!
2h5m – Cristela wants to PR us a new award. Best Themes?!
Cristela has tour dates all over! Multiple nights in some places.
She talks about doing shows with her friend Steve!
Programing comedy shows
2h10m – What supergroup are we?
Cristela talks about her tour dates, times she wont work, and watching the weather for her tourdates.
Go see Cristela!
Ok bye!!
Trivia Results:
Category: Leap Day
Question: In Denmark, it is a tradition that if a man answers no to this question on a leap day he must give a woman a dozen pair of gloves?
Garon: Can I borrow your gloves? (13 pts)
Eliot: Are you wearing/Do you have wooden shoes? (13 pts)
Matt: Are you in love? (9 pts)
Cristela: Have you asked a woman for their hand in marriage? (15 pts)
Jimmy: Would you like to dance? (15 pts)
Answer is: A marriage proposal
Cristela is correct!!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole/Known sloth
