34A – Patching things up with Chris Fairbanks

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 Welcome in!

Jimmy does in fact swoop!

34A! Two thumbs up for the Fonz.


Turns out people WANT the chart game?

Matt shares a story from high school about some dude hooking up with a girl and not liking what she was doing so he said, “slow down girl you’re breaking my stride!”

Pulling out of class or during sex?

Porn was less available in the 80s so maybe not as many folks knew about “doggy style.”

Local parking talk!

10 – Jimmy shares a story about a Quixote truck where the driver was listening to NNF and showed Jimmy!

Hi Marvin!

Matt has a celeb sighting!

It was not Wimpy.

Melissa Villaseñor!

20 – https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/38962660/anthony-edwards-nba-nfl

Oliver had his first play for the school! He was on a high afterwards but isn’t sure how it played with the students.

Jimmy talks about what he wants Oliver to do during curtain call. Wear a Marillion shirt and yell out “Marillion!”He refused to do it.

30 – Give Up The Ghost – If someone gives up the ghost, they stop trying to do something because they no longer believe they can do it successfully. If a machine gives up the ghost, it stops working.

Jimmy talks about buying stuff for the concessions for Oliver’s show.

The candy was a bit more expensive than he was expecting. $150! AND he has to buy one at the show.


Peanut rules?

35 – Does Rachel have a pool?

Indoor pools?

Jimmy talks the latest Curb Your Enthusiasm.

40 – Jimmy talks about Richard Lewis.


50 – Jimmy and Matt talk more about Richard Lewis.


Matt and Jimmy are heading to Bloomington on June 1! And then Chicago on June 2! May 30 JImmys at Go Bannanas in Cincinnati. On May 31, Jimmy will be at Comedy Attic for sand up!


We’ll be right back with Chris Fairbanks!

55 – We’re back!

Fonzie’s up to something up above that garage. Jimmy thinks its getting his balls licked.

Talking about the construction around the neighborhood.

Is Karen Bass handling the homeless and RV problems?

60 – Chris talks about vowing to not talking about politics.
Chris talks about his hip replacement being tied to strep throat and not removing his his tonsils.

Chris has reached the patching part of his life.






1h15m – https://www.hotcars.com/jerry-seinfeld-garage-car-collection

Talking Leno and Seinfeld’s cars!

1h20m – https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/cars/article/jerry-seinfeld-porsche-collection

Paul Newman’s volvo – https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a43301223/paul-newman-volvo-wagon-bring-a-trailer-auction/

David Letterman’s cars – https://www.the-sun.com/motors/5882021/inside-david-lettermans-porsche-collection/


Chris is working on a new shirt!

1h25m – Talking the latest Pop Cultured with Chris, Cristela, and Andrea Savage!

Chris talks about his dad and his art, and what his dad used to do: tax assessor maybe?


1h30m – Front-wheel-drive vehicles must install tire chains on the front tires. Rear-wheel-drive vehicles must install tire chains on the rear tires. It is only necessary to have tire chains on the one driving axle when travelling in chain required areas.

Chris talks about using art for currency in Austin including to pay for an ass procedure.

1h35m – round the horn!

Clothes talk

Chris is golfing! He goes to all of the courses.

1h40m – Does Chris have fun golfing? He’s working on it.

Chris is gonna join Jimmy, Paul, and Gary for Oliver’s school fundraiser.



Letter game but first, a letter from Dane!

1h50m –

Jimmy’s guess is Airplane

My guess is Adventureland

Eliot shares the item hes been holding for weeks. It’s a signed Mary Poppins album cover signed to his grandfather by the Sherman Brothers. He gives us all the details about it.

Eliot’s guess is Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Chris’ guess is actually airheads! (late change to Arthur)



2hm – Russel Brand talk.



Last minute change for Chris! He’s going Arthur.
Matt’s five:

5) About Schmidt
4) About A Boy
3) Air Bud
2) Airheads
1) Airplane!

Jimmy wins!


phone calls!

First up is Howard! We lost him!

It’s Brian Salvatore! He has sports podcast network and teaches guitar, bass, and ukulele.

2h20m – Bye Brian!

Hi Chad!

Chad enjoys Chris Fairbanks


Ben from Inland Empire. He’s very single.

2h25m – Hi Reese in Montana!

They love Chris’ mustache!

2h35m – Chris talks about the time he introduced himself opening for Cyndi Lauper but he said Celine Dion and then chewed it for 30 minutes.

2h40m – Chris talks about the We Are The World doc.

Ok we’re done!

Thank you everyone!!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole