1026 – Pat Francis

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz Pat Francis 0 – A couple of coozes tried to kick Jimmy off his own show. This is the penultimate episode. Announcements for various packages for the next NNF season. Jimmy will call you on the phone for $200. 5 – Many entries came in for the logo contest. Guest Pat Francis puts in two […]

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1025 – Todd Glass

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz Todd Glass 0 – Jimmy notices there are a lot of cameras. This is a strange episode. We’re recording on a Thursday in the afternoon. Bad traffic today. Get your finances in order because the new season is right around the corner. 5 – The guys do an informercial for the new Never Not Funny […]

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1024 – Rachel Quaintance

  Intro Jimmy shows off his mouth for the video fans Eliot Greensox Trying to predict what Rachel might dig Digging Your Scene by The Blow Monkeys Danny’s sideburns: dangerous Jimmy’s new tee shirt: Fitz and the Tantrums 5:00 Jimmy’s Ben Harper take-down Topanga talk Math and Basketball Magic Johnson’s health and movie theater Weight loss via AIDS vs. Ayds […]

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1023 – Doug Benson

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz Doug Benson 0 – Jimmy hopes Dan doesn’t have AIDS. Arsenio Hall has charisma. Jimmy’s gonna dodge the draft this summer. 5 – The guys talk about sports teams that change their names. 10 – The guys talk about not liking Lenny Bruce. 15 – The guys talk about the different types of laughs that […]

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1022 – Scott Aukerman

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz Scott Aukerman 0 – Jimmy was fooled today. He thought it was gonna be chilly, turned out to be hot. Disco Pants is a hit. Matt has a new son, Charlie. The guys discuss possible nicknames for Matt’s son. 5 – The guys deal with a torn curtain. 10 – Jimmy likes guest Scott Aukerman’s […]

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1020 – Samm Levine

In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz Samm Levine 0 – Jimmy is wired on coke zero. Jimmy talks about his ride over here and buying a lock at Staples. 5 – Jimmy was a little late to the record because of a fat man at Staples, who then delayed Jimmy again because he was texting while driving. 10 – Jimmy gives […]

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1018 – The Three Hundredth

Pre-show Comedy Central Writer’s Room (AKA “Jimmy Needs Jokes”)  Pilot announcement   Intro Nighttime vampiric recording More about the scrotum than you need to know Episode 300! 5:00 Never Not Funny indulged in rape and ethnic cleansing to reach this level of success Eliot’s “meow” derails the whole show Viet Nam talk What is the appropriate shoe-shine comfort/discomfort level? The great […]

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1017 – Moshe Kasher

    Pardcast.com message board for this episode Intro Jimmy is still the host, after 10 seasons Random safety information More seatbelt information than you need, some of it possibly accurate and useful Baby, it’s cold outside Jimmy’s rare double date with John Ross Bowie Wonderful seats at LuPone / Patinkin Coffee in a Carboard Cup 5:00 Microphone issues! When […]

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1016 – Tom Arnold

  Intro Jimmy’s Pro-tip ™: Write things down to remember them better Jimmy’s high-def nose has a skin tag Jimmy Durante The racist, gay, rich prick on Survivor Jimmy blames PR Sonya for his problems 5:00 Tom may or may not be playing Words with Friends while awaiting introduction Dan Katz’s broken half-gloves may have come from the homeless begger […]

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1015 – Matt Walsh

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Matt Walsh will be referred to as “Walsh”; not to sound all bro-like, but to avoid confusion with Matt Belknap Intro CLOCK-RELATED ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Video is only $5 more; subscribe already! Today’s call-in premise: rhyming words Jiggles and Jam on morning radio Yes, Jimmy said Jiggles and Jam were both women (“I bet it’s […]

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1014 – Danielle Koenig

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy uses psychic power (which is more reliable than his memory) to determine the episode number The Fabulous Thunderbirds – Ain’t that tough enough? Jimmy loves a Tough Enough-Related guessing game Matt: “Save it for your screenplay Jimmy!” Potential Intro Phrase (PIP) According to the Onion AV Club, the era of podcasting is […]

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1013 – Craig Bierko

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy has 16-year-old residual anger over someone telling him to dress in character for auditions JIMMY! NEVER GO FULL HEAD-DRESS!!! Turns out the lab-coat advice might have been right, judging from Jimmy getting the Sav-On gig Wear a spaceman outfit to your audition Chili today, hot tamale was not off-air, but 5 […]

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1012 – Dwayne Perkins

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy sounds like he is acting out the deli scene from When Harry Met Sally Oliver in Facebook as Little Easy without a comma Courtside seats at the Harlem Globetrotters Keep your grubby paws off the back of Jimmy’s seat The creative and memorable names of the Globetrotters, including Frank 5:00 […]

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1011 – Bil Dwyer

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Episode 1011, never forget You don’t know what happened on October 11 Ahab the Arab: horrible song Jimmy’s in his flying pants The Phoenix show heckler “How much longer?” Potential Intro phrase (PIP) An interesting wall-related test for immigrants Jimmy has apparently never, ever watched the summer Olympics, or seen any news […]

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1010 – Michael Koman

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Lots of numbers get thrown around right away; I was told there would be no math Radio Jimmy is here, talking about Madonna on the Super Bowl If Hacksaw Hamilton mated with Tom Brokaw, it would sound like this The great, but failed, lengths to which Jimmy went to take Danielle to […]

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1009 – Gary Gulman

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy is standing up, which means something Jimmy has zero interest in knowing what the episode number is Gary adds some fake laughter to spice up the show OneKolor.com shoutout Confusion over the Facebook/Dan’s Disco Pants Challenge ™ 5:00 Jimmy might be playing strip clubs Jimmy’s killer Jay Leno impersonation, which may […]

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1008 – Kevin Pereira

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy pulled the old switcheroo-hurtful joke on Matt just before the show Jimmy has only spent 20 minutes with today’s guest You scratch Jimmy’s back and he won’t scratch yours; it’s the Hollywood way! Note to fans: don’t shove a needle under Jimmy’s fingernail Kevin can’t stay quiet when he has A […]

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1007 – Chris Fairbanks

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Jimmy is comin’ right atcha with a toothful of PowerBar Zeros aughts and ohs Tweekedaudio.com finally gets another shoutout More dog poop talk than in the entire previous history of Never Not Funny Jimmy’s disturbing definition of what it is to “Moe out” 5:00 Zoe Belknap: a force to be reckoned with! […]

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1006 – Dana Gould

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Camera-centric Jimmy likes his zeroes Let’s make everyone uncomfortable right away Jimmy was tardy, but who cares, Eliot was still setting up A gripping traffic off-ramp story Traffic on the 8s, weather on the 2s Revisiting the upside-down plane stamp Has Jimmy seen Brewster’s Millions with Richard Pryor? Richard Pryor movies 5:00 […]

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1005 – Mike Siegel

  PARDCAST.COM MESSAGE BOARD FOR THIS EPISODE Intro Official Happy New Year, for reals this time Powerball tickets are doubling in price, suck it up and deal with it, hillbillies! Jimmy reads just enough news to stir up some shit, and he proves it about calendars How to Use a Calendar with Jimmy and Matt “Also, your religious nutbars don’t […]

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