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Episode 60 – The Schmidtless End of Season One

Episode 60 – The Schmidtless End of Season One

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 Season 1 intro: From the corner of movie star and dicey… Episode 60 takes place on an appropriately gloomy day. Even though this is a “fourth episode” there is no guest, nor is there a Mike Schmidt. Mike is not […]

Episode 59 – The #2 Gym Story and Samantha Fox Beatboxin...

Episode 59 – The #2 Gym Story and Samantha Fox Beatboxing

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 Jimmy Pardo, your friend from the internet Hello Caracas! Mike is purged and clear after a 2 episode illness Mike got an email about the wonders of bananas, which are much better than apples There’s a rumble in the produce […]

Episode 58 – Starting Mike’s Top 3 Gym Stories

Episode 58 – Starting Mike’s Top 3 Gym Stories

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 Coming to you from a new location, the swank Never Not Funny studio, above the 7-11 Matt has chair trouble Mike says Hello India! Mike is getting Indian food today, since the new place is above a 7-11 and an […]

Episode 57 – Cake-sitting and Forgotten Guacamole

Episode 57 – Cake-sitting and Forgotten Guacamole

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 Jimmy welcomes Matt Belknap and Mike Schmidt Mike says hello to Palestine (not Palatine, the suburb of Chicago) The Flipside: a not at all shady or sketchy record store chain in Chicago Drunken, high Ozzy at The Flipside Comatoast is a […]

Episode 56 – Scott Aukerman, Man of a Thousand Voices (t...

Episode 56 – Scott Aukerman, Man of a Thousand Voices (that all sound kinda like Bryan Ferry but not really)

You can purchase this episode for only $1.49 Or buy the whole season for $19.99 It’s a guest episode, being recorded in Jimmy’s dining room Matt has had a cold since the live show (Episode 55) Jimmy and Matt agree that they should seal themselves off from humanity Mike says hi to Italy, and has […]

Episode 31 – Halloween, Burnt Fingers, and Clooney Sushi

Episode 31 – Halloween, Burnt Fingers, and Clooney Sushi

Years-after-the-fact-notes by Darryl Asher 0 Hello everybody and indeed, back to the grind Hello, Michael, hello The Producer Matt Balknap Thanks to UCB for allowing use of the theater Talking about cell phone video at shows which is HORRIBLE QUALITY (We’ve come so far!) We should have video recorded the live show New intro surprised […]

Episode 30 – Live from UCB

Episode 30 – Live from UCB

Buy this episode at pardcast.com Years-after-the-fact-notes by Darryl Asher Live from UCB Theater in Hollywood (I’m disappointed that not once does Jimmy refer to the theater as the “Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater.”) 0 First use of new intro: I don’t know how to talk to real human beings anymore Really? Now wait a minute! I […]

Episode 29 – Pilfering, Movies, and Roger Waters Live

Episode 29 – Pilfering, Movies, and Roger Waters Live

BUY THE EPISODE AT PARDCAST.COM Released 10/20/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher (10/01/15) 0 Next episode is LIVE at UCB; whomever travels furthest gets a Never Not Funny Fun Pack Jimmy has questions about Mike’s clothes and pockets Matt is wearing a Brooklyn Dodgers hat with the wrong font Matt wants to know why it […]

Episode 28 – Roommates, Cookies, and Dag with Paul F. To...

Episode 28 – Roommates, Cookies, and Dag with Paul F. Tompkins

Buy this episode at Pardcast.com Episode released 10/13/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher (09/17/15) 0 Double-N F Matt’s in a CDR shirt (Comedy Death Ray) Mike says hi to Ireland Mike talks about shirt sizes Jimmy pries into why Mike has plateaued In a pinstripe jacket, Paul F. Tompkins Paul is a big fan, and is […]

Episode 27 – Hay Rides, Lazy Baker, and the Great Lakes ...

Episode 27 – Hay Rides, Lazy Baker, and the Great Lakes Naval Base

BUY THIS EPISODE AT PARDCSAST.COM Episode released 10/06/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher 09/30/15 0 Introductions and Partridge Family / Danny Bonaduce Sign up for the Laugh Bank, despite Jimmy giving the wrong URL Mike has lots of Laugh Bank puns Weekend plans Jimmy has never been on a hay ride 5 Matt has been […]

Episode 26 – Jet Li vs. Chuck Norris

Episode 26 – Jet Li vs. Chuck Norris

BUY THE EPISODE AT PARDCAST.COM Released 09/29/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher 09/30/15 0 I’m Jimmy Pardo, you know me from the internet, television, billboards, leaflets, sky writing Mike wants to know if Jimmy saw/liked V for Vendetaa Jimmy is not into comic books Sign up for the Laugh Bank at Handheld Comedy to win […]

Episode 25 – Monkeys in Suits, Shelley Berman, and Jimmy...

Episode 25 – Monkeys in Suits, Shelley Berman, and Jimmy Walker

BUY THE EPISODE AT PARDCAST.COM Episode released 09/22/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher 09/23/15 0 We are a member of the Handheld Comedy Network Mike wants to know how Jimmy is feeling Closed throat from flying “Hey we’re a morning zoooooo!” Matt has a side fauxhawk but is close to using Jimmy’s haircut gist certificate […]

Episode 24 – Mike Siegel, TV Star and Caddy

Episode 24 – Mike Siegel, TV Star and Caddy

Buy the episode at Pardcast.com Episode released 09/15/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher (09/16/15) 0 Hello everybody and indeed welcome to Never Not Funny I am Jimmy Pardo, your friend from television and the world wide web, the information superhighway We are a member of HandheldComedy.com Mike thinks Jimmy skipped saying the show name It’s […]

Episode 23 – Jimmy’s Uncomfortable Steam Room Expe...

Episode 23 – Jimmy’s Uncomfortable Steam Room Experience

Buy this episode at Pardcast.com Episode Released 09/08/06 Show notes by Darryl Asher (09/16/15) 0 Nighttime recording here on the east coast! What? Michael Glenn Schmidt is here, HEY!!!! Hello Matt, the Producer Matt asks Jimmy how he is doing, a rarity Jimmy has quad trouble Jimmy tore his quads during baseball several years ago […]