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5/2/11 Janet Varney 0 – Jimmy starts it nice and breathy. It’s a big day for America. Jimmy’s wearing a shirt that a fan gave him. Jimmy does a Beatles sing-a-long with new lyrics for guest Janet Varney. 5 – Dan’s getting a haircut from Matt today. Purity Organic plug. 10 – The guys like “Beauty & The Beast,” the […]

0 – Chicago was a smash fantasy hit. Almost as good as Jimmy starring in “West Side Story” in 6th grade. Premiere of a new NNF tee shirt.5 – Jimmy ramps up his hero, musician Ellis Paul. He recants the story of how he discovered Ellis’s music.10 – Jimmy talks about embarrassing himself at an Ellis Paul show. 15 – […]

Guest: Conan O’Brien 0 – This is a rare night time record. Jimmy talks about the weather and guest, Conan O’Brien heavily distracts him by moping silently. Conan and Jimmy yell at each other. 5 – Conan criticizes Jimmy’s ramp-up, comparing his intro to a Ken Burns documentary. 10 – Conan knows Jimmy judges him. Conan’s new set is very […]

0 – It rained yesterday and Jimmy made it go away by saying “rain, rain, go away.” Jimmy accidentally does the best Christopher Walken impression for one second. Matt’s favorite Hall & Oates song may or may not be “Maneater.” Jimmy talks about his favorite “Beavis & Butt-head” quote.5 – Jimmy does a Purity Organic plug. 10 – A lot […]

0 – We’re recording a little early today. Jimmy went to a Grammy party last night hosted by JZ. Eliot kicks a table. The guys make fun of the way Eliot is dressed. 5 – The guys tease Dan because of his haircut and his sprained ankle. Jimmy is still off Monster and loving it. 10 – Dan recants his […]

0 – Jimmy learns how the internet works. Rush “Spirit Of The Radio” sing-a-long. Jimmy takes responsibility for the rain going away. Matt was attacked by a zombified Alan Hale (Skipper from “Gilligan’s Island”). Matt opened Jimmy’s mail.5 – Purity Organic Juice plug. 10 – Matt is in so much legal trouble for opening Jimmy’s mail. 15 – Jimmy asks […]

0 – Jimmy messed up his timer and he’s hard on himself and everyone else. Jimmy talks about the first time he saw Chicago live.5 – Beat-off stories.10 – Pat challenges Matt to a cheese stick-eating contest. 15 – The guys talk about their upcoming Atlanta show 20 – Purity Organic plug. Jimmy laments not having Pat on the last […]

0 – Jimmy just got in from the airport. He had a very bad sleep last night.5 – Purity Organic plug.10 – Hello Jon Hamm. Jon has been here since Pardcast-A-Thon, ’09. 15 – Jimmy was at a fantasy baseball convention in Vegas. Jimmy has a not very good relationship with George Lopez. 20 – Meanwhile, Jimmy explains the reason […]

0 – Today we are talking about society. We are recording mid-day today. Jimmy sings “afternoon delight.” Dan bought an ipad at 7/11. Jimmy had a quesadilla yesterday that he loved. The guys talk sheikh shoes.5 – Jimmy’s having a good day at Hot Chick Corner. Jimmy coughs. Guest Andy gives Matt props for losing weight.10 – Matt doesn’t shave […]

0 – Dan is wearing a shirt that says “Bastard Love Child.” Jimmy doesn’t like Snoop Dogg. Jimmy and Matt had a rough time in a motel5 – Dan looks like a serial killer. Darryl from NeverNotNotes.com is here with his lovely wife Jenn. They are on their honeymoon! 10 – The King of the cameos, Joe Lo Truglio is […]

  These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan! 0 – The weather is nice in California, even when it’s raining. The guys analyze Dan’s shirt that he spent too much money on. Matt’s shirt reminds Jimmy of banging around. This episode is brought to […]

  These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan! 0 – Jimmy flubs up the third word in his opening and does a Regis Philbin tribute impersonation. The guys talk about Regis retiring. 5 – When he was a teenager, guest Todd Glass opened for […]

  These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan! 0 – Jimmy flew back to LA late last night. People shouldn’t give Allan Havey a hard time for last episode’s suicide joke. (We don’t edit jerk!) Chicago people: Buy your Chicago NNF live show tickets. […]

  These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan! 0 – Jimmy hates REM. He enjoys running in the rain. Jimmy hates Matt’s jacket. Matt considers it a sweatshirt. 5 – Jimmy talks about today’s guest, Allan Havey, and how Jimmy discovered him in 1989. […]

  These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan! 0 – Jimmy wonders why people in the Midwest stay in the Midwest because the weather here is so good. The weather there: so bad. Jimmy served with General Buffoon, you asshole! Which is a greater […]

Note: These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode. Thanks Dan! 0 – The weather is great. The guys talk about “rain” movies. Matt has had different opinions throughout time about John Mellencamp. Jimmy didn’t like De Niro on SNL this week. Jimmy and Pat discuss which album is the worst KISS album. […]