1718 – Making a List with Dave Holmes
Dave “Party of One” Holmes
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
@DaveHolmes
Party of One
00 – Welcome to 14…no…1718!
Jimmy’s opening a card from some Lexington. Apparently, we’re on someone’s Christmas card list.
Jimmy talks about the card.
05 – Jimmy talks about the earwolf sale! Use code NotFunny and get a discount!
“When did this start?” Danielle to Jimmy in regards to his having to return to the house to check the door is locked. It’s only started in the last month or so.
Jimmy talks about his lunacy.
Get the Sevens ap! It’s on android and the app store!
10 – Food or Animals is fun to lay with the kids!
General Knowledge was Matt’s commander in the war.
We’re dancing around the issue of what happened yesterday in San Bernardino. Jimmy talks a bit about it.
Eliot apparently is unaware of the shooting.
Jimmy talks about heading to Mexico next week and that they’re having dinner with doctors while they are there. Jimmy’s not sure he needs that.
15 – Terminal talk!
I am losing it and totally missing jokes and then repeating them!
Jimmy and Matt talk more about Mexico and food.
Eliot wonders if other countries are warned about the food/water when they are traveling here.
The guys wonder how Eliot hasn’t seen the news on Facebook or Twitter or the radio.
Eliot’s got a new gig so he was editing all day yesterday.
20 – Is it okay to call me Baguette?
We all love bread! We talk about it.
Jimmy sings about it.
Jimmy Caboose stops by!
Jimmy explains the difference between Caboose and Richard Cheese.
Jimmy Caboose sings holiday hits!
The guys sing Carol of the Bells.
Jimmy talks about recording holiday songs with Scott.
25 – What’s the origin of David Padro?
https://twitter.com/NeverNotViney
Johnny Serious.
The Man in the High Castle
Jimmy’s watching it and enjoying it.
Matt makes a Castle Wolfenstein reference that Jimmy doesn’t get.
Greystoke – Tarzan
Greyskull – He-Man
30 – Dave Holmes is here!!
We’ll be back!
We’re back!
I sent Jimmy a baguette text.
Jimmy talks about an email from Bonnie Grop (sp?) that went to his personal email.
How’d you get that email Bonniejean!!
Use fanclub@jimmypardo.com or Facebook!
Brigadoon talk.
Amanda talk!
Jimmy talks about mentioning songs to people who have names that people have songs of.
35 – Jimmy talks about Dave’s book! Jimmy talks about wanting to write a book referencing the songs that were playing during important moments in his life. That’s pretty much what Dave’s book is gonna be.
June 28, 2016!
Dave talks about what he’d like to do during the book tour including going from the signing to a bar and DJing for a while.
Jimmy suggests getting the bands featured in the book to come out and do some acoustic songs. Like Prince! The Purple King!
40 – Matt wonders if Dave’s book is a prequel to Part of Five.
Dave and Eliot talk about Quantico and its attractive cast.
Jimmy wonders if Dave’s ever jerked off in the car driving cross-country.
Jimmy insists he’s never done it.
Jimmy still laughs at #askingforafriend.
Eliot chimes in about asking serious questions and people not answering without trying to be funny.
Fuck em off!
Dave tells us a story that he can’t reveal who its about. It has to do with an assistant to a famous actor who jacked off at a screening of Saving Private Ryan. Dave knew another person who worked for him and he said, “oh no that doesn’t ring true. It’s not like he hasn’t jacked off in front of me but he respects the movies.”
Apparently not the weirdest thing this guys done.
45 – Dave analyzes the Christmas card.
50 – Actual quote from Fight Club:
The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
Jimmy talks about his thoughts on the Christmas card.
Jimmy back in on Kojak!
He gives us a quote! “Didn’t they teach you in medical school what curiosity did to the pussy cat? Meow baby!”
Jimmy talks more about the show including an opening that showed a street cleaner for about a minute.
Dave is watching Chips on MeTV.
TV Credit talk.
Jimmy couldn’t jack off in front of someone for a million dollars.
55 – Is jacking off cheating? If someone paid you to do it? If you can’t tell your wife about it, it’s cheating.
Dave hopes to go on all the talk shows. He prefers a morning to a late night.
60 – Dave wants to drink wine at 10am with Hoda and Kathy lee.
Jimmy thinks that Kathy Lee didn’t care for him.
Jimmy explains what happens on set with Kathy Lee.
Dave talks about being bored watching a segment on Kathy and Hoda. It was 12 favorite things/guests that ended with Lance Bass.
65 –
Nightmare before Christmas talk.
Danny Elfman and kim Gordon – smug couple.
70 – Brian Setzer Christmas album –
Dave recently alphabetized his vinyl.
Jimmy new a guy who organized his vinyl by producer. The guys don’t seem to be as against it as one might think.
Dave’s gonna be on My Favorite Song with Jon Benjamin.
Jimmy talks about Patty Hayes.
75 – Jimmy scolds Eliot for his Mumford and Sons joke after he smugly nodded to himself.
Jizz on the iron and watch it sizzle! Matt says that has to be the origin of some superhero.
80 – Jimmy talks about hating a YouTube person based on their billboard.
Dave talks about his friend Josh, who Jimmy does in fact know, having his niece in town. They wanted to take her to see some celebrities and all she was after is YouTube, Vine, Periscope people.
Matt can appreciate the new media creating an entirely new industry.
Jimmy is unsure how he feels about it because they aren’t out there getting their ass handed to them in practice.
Break!
85 – We’re back! We’re talking Brigadoon (in the breakadoon according to Matt).
The guys need to pee.
Jimmy talks about getting a sports massage and having to go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Jimmy lives in fear that he’ll either get a hard on or pass gas in the middle of a message so he never enjoys them.
Jimmy talks about the hour long sports massage he got. 30 minutes per leg.
90 – That will/jada kids name is wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaden_Smith
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Smith
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jada_Pinkett_Smith
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willow_Smith
Eliot got his car back but his seat is messed up.
Dave’s had a Prius for four years.
Jimmy talks about going to the auto-show and seeing the new 2016 Volt and Prius and loving them.
Jimmy talks about having to pull off the freeway to charge his car because he went to far out and misjudged his getting back. He still loves the car.
Dave talks about living in an orthodox jewish neighborhood and they being invisible in the night when they walk in the middle of the street.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Activities_prohibited_on_Shabbat
Police will turn off your lights on the Sabbath
95 – Dave suggests Metropolitan!
Glug!
Jimmy confirms Dave for Pardcastathon!
Criterion’s own!
See you next time!
My pleasure,
Criterion’s own
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth