17L – Grabbing Ass with Julian McCullough
Julian McCullough
In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
NNF 17 Players Club 17L – Julian McCullough
@julezmac
www. julianmccullough.com
00 – eehhhhh! EhhhhH! Heeeeyyy!! Welcome to 17 L! Jimmy trying out a character. His throat is acting up. He takes a sip of tea only to have Eliot chime in with, “ It’s the wind!” Jimmy appears to choke.
Esophagal and Throatal Issues
Jimmy had lunch with Jason Thompson at Birds. Jimmy had a procedure to shave off part of his throat a month ago because it grew too big or something.
He choked up some water because of it in front of Jason Thompson and had to run to the bathroom. He talks more about it.
Sadly he didn’t need the Heimlich.
05 – No confirmation on Jason Thompson leaving GH.
Jimmy talks about filming screwing up traffic on his way to lunch.
Matt heard some extreme honking as he entered the building. It was Jimmy.
Matt explains how he experienced the Dopler Effect in person.
He was honking and not even looking at them at all.
Cajun makes a brief cough inducing appearance.
10 – Santa Ana’s are in full swing today. Seems like a low fire season apparently.
Fires in Santa Barbara today –
Weird rain events this summer too.
They call it Global Warming. Jimmy explains it.
Airplane came out in 80
Airplane 2 came out in 82.
Here is the video Matt was talking about
Jimmy not a fan of Pete Rose on fox sports. Charlie Hustle!
15 – Charlie Brown talk. Jimmy says The Muppets show is well written.
Jimmy recounts a joke from the latest episode he liked.
20 – Eliot relates The Muppets to Up All Night with Maya Rudolph, Wil Arnett, and Christina Applegate.
Jimmy hasn’t watched Nashville yet.
He talks about the first game of the world-series and all the useless facts they keep bringing up.
25 – Broadcaster talk.
I try to sneak out and check on our guest. Failed.
Matt wonders about all former athletes doing commentary.
30 – Our guest is here! Jimmy asks if he is going to a Mandy Patinkon convention.
Jimmy trying to yell at everyone but Eliot cools it with some Shaq talk
Julian McCullough is here and he’s drinking a warm tea.
Love death and an American guitar –
35 – Julian’s show, We Have Issues, is apparently cancelled. No one watched.
Looking at hands game talk.
Cystoscopy.
“Keep squeezing baby!”
40 – Prop guy = propofol dealer.
Jimmy talks about a show he did with Julian.
Jimmy thinks Eliot coudlnt find his house again. Eliot says he’s 90% sure he could.
We’ll be back!
Welcome back!
Episode 17 Liberty!!!
No winner! Julian almost put that but didn’t.
Love this land or leave it. Adios!
The guys sing and Jimmy hits the bell!
That’s right guys we have a bell now. Eliot brought it in a year ago.
45 – Jimmy talks about the republican debate. Thinks one or two good options there if one of the democrats doesn’t win.
How is Ben Carson a doctor!?
Julian wonders if Carson got a Caribbean degree.
Jimmy wonders if he is a savant.
Lizard!
Jim Morrison – July 3, 1971
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Brooks
It’s a wonderful life talk.
50 – Patton and his brother live tweeted the republican debates and made the scroll on the show.
Jimmy uses the bell as a telegraph.
55 – Eliot’s L word: Lambada. It’s forbidden! Julian says don’t do it!
Chris De Burgh comes up again! Julian was unaware that he had other songs. He loves Lady in Red.
Bruno Mars Just The Way You Are is the contemporary Wonderful Tonight.
Eric Clapton talk.
Santana talk! Jimmy likes about 6 santana songs. The rest are a passarooni.
60 – Julian talks about his feelings on The Doors. He says they’re just like Stone Temple Pilots.
Jimmy sings some Riders on the Storm.
The Grab Ass Podcas’
Eliot had a modest celebrity sighting. “Celebrity”
Jimmy not pleased with a stray water bottle cap on the table.
Jimmy wants to Wynne Duffy the republican candidates.
Apparently everyone already talked about Sammy Hagar when I guessed it. I heard not a word of it.
It’s Angelyne!
No one cares.
Oliver was able to choose a song at school and he picked Iron Man by Black Sabbath. Everyone loved it. Oliver was happy everyone liked it.
65 – Longitude is Matt’s word.
Julian McCullough is here! Jimmy shocked he’s only been here once. He talks about going home and saying how funny he was.
Jimmy and Julian wonder why the UCB can be such a dead room in terms of audience reaction.
Julian talks about “New Comedy”
70 – Julian says that John Mulaney is one of the only people of his generation that are doing actual stand-up.
Julian’s got a podcast coming out where he books a comedian and finds out what they would do before comedy and then books someone in that industry and they both interview him.
Lucifer is Julian’s L word. Jimmy tries to confirm the LIB. He can’t see it and cannot reward it.
Jimmy trying to talk to Matt through an unplugged mic.
Jimmy talks about seeing a picture of Zoe dressed as Asaka from Clone Wars.
JJ Addams was our 3rd president.
75 – Jimmy does the whiny listener voice complaining about us talking about politics.
BLACK SABBATH
Monday, September 19, 2016
Hollywood Bowl
Early game of Sevens!!!
Julian and Jimmy going to do some Music categories.
Jimmy gives to Julian McCullough: 20 (80s music)
Julian did so good he broke the app.
80 – Jimmy gives to Julian McCullough: 24 (Music)
Julian McCullough gives to Jimmy: 25 (80s Music)
85 – “dad nobody likes that joke” – Oliver. He’s never given them a reason to be mad.
Julian’s daughter’s name is Goldie. Jimmy asks if that’s a nickname.
90 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introducing_the_Hardline_According_to_Terence_Trent_D%27Arby
Julian and Jimmy follow each other on twitter.
Julian was a varsity bowler. High game 249.
100 – Julian McCullough gives to Matt: 13 (80s music)
All the guys on Julian’s Varsity bowler team are mechanics.
Eliot’s camera work fails to pick up the text on the phone.
105 – Julian tells a story about knowing Music Trivia by acting like he knew who was the singer of piano man. He said it was Bob Dylan. He talks about it.
110 – Jimmy’s coming around on Billy Joel was a result of hearing him on Howard Stern. He talks more about the bad songs.
Kokomo is the greatest horrible song ever made.
Bad songs we love chat!
Julian talks about Starship We Built This City.
Starship – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_(band)
Phil Collins chat! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Collins
Paul Simon talk. Jimmy likes his stuff besides Graceland.
Julio down in the Schoolio.
Simon and Garfunkel stuff is great.
Steve Winwood talk!
We’re done!
See you next time!!
My pleasure,
Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth
