17R – Flying and Smiling with Pat Francis

17R - Pat FrancisJOIN THE PLAYERS CLUB

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@pat_francis

00 – Come on now! Welcome in to 17R! Players Club episode going into the Earwolf feed this week so everyone can hear about the guys Smile Train trip!

Jimmy’s opening up a letter!

Brad and Liz sent another card!

We’re gonna guess what it is!

Jimmy was gonna do a helicopter traffic guy but remember Phil Hendrie does it so he backs off. Jimmy talks about some new Hendrie bits.

Matt: Star Wars
Jimmy: Godfather
Eliot: Hunger Games
Garon: Pulp Fiction

05 – lotta laughs in Vacation

The card is…………

Kurtz indeed wears camouflage facepaint when he drops Chef's head into Willard's lap.

Kurtz indeed wears camouflage facepaint when he drops Chef’s head into Willard’s lap.

Apocalypse Now!!!

10 – Pat’s here with a Star Wars poster.

Pat and Jimmy debate giving Oliver gifts.

Thanks Brad and Liz!!!

“don’t want a wet tree!”

Rain talk.

Jimmy’s counting his money. Pat wonder why.

15 – More christmas card talk.

Pat might read his brothers Christmas letter at Sketchfest.

Jimmy tells a Neil Diamond story.

Pat guesses the Christmas card…Terminator.

No winner.

20 – Jimmy leaves Brad a loonngg message.

We’d all vote for Eliot over Trump.

Apparently eliot gave todd Levin a book length answer.

Eliot does a lot behind the scenes.

25 – Nicknames!

Apocalypse Now talk.

Pat says Jimmy likes Moe because he IS Moe.

Matt is Larry? Pat Curly?

Jimmy talks about Craig Bierko in the Stooges movie trailer.

Chris DeMatopolis talk.

30 – Golden Globe noms.

Jimmy talks about seeing Christmas vacation after a huge fight with Jennifer.

European Vacation – 

Amy Heckerling directed. John Hughes wrote.

35 – Book Fair chat~!

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

17 Rain!

Eliot chimes in and Jimmy is not pleased with it.

Jimmy doesn’t leave Rock Me Like a Hurricane on when it comes on.

Jimmy hit his hand! It hurts more than he is letting on.

40 – Jimmy talks about not going to the doctor about his pinky.

Golf and weather talk!

Talking about Pat’s brother’s tweets.

Pat doesn’t care of his family hears anything he says.

WOLDDDDDDD. Harry Chapin song.

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?lyrics=12033

Jimmy keeps screwing up people’s names.

The guys talk about a little girl who couldn’t say Pat’s name. She wouldn’t even try to say it.

45 – No one remembered that pizza song lyrics. Buttons getting pushed. The song is Can’t Get This Stuff No More. Matt said it was definitely spoken of in his presence. Jimmy confirms it was talked about…yesterday.

No one had a burrito

pizza#2 pizza in mexico is Little Caesar’s- I guess right!

50 – Jimmy got some “antibiotics”

Jimmy wonders if the guys “took care of business” in mexico. He says he did because he wanted to say he did it in another country.

Actor playing a blind guy is here!

(My word was Ranchero!)

familiare

55 – The Spoiler! Jimmy wonders if Eliot minds talking about The Familiare. Jimmy wants to know what he’d rather be refered to. Spoiler or manager of the Famlliare.

Different names for Eliot?

Eliot decides on The Spoiler!

Jimmy removes a shirt tag. Jimmy bleaches his asshole.

Laundry talk!!

60 – Eliot baffles everyone.

Dr. Vinny Boombots is down in Mexico!

Jimmy has already lost interest in whatever Eliot is talking about.

Rococo is Eliot’s word.

Apparently Jimmy and Pat ate at Rocky Rococo in Madison!

Guys talk about food in Mexico.

Matt gives Jimmy credit for being a brave soul with food while in Mexico.

65 – Jimmy doesn’t know what he ate while he was down there but it was delicious and he is worried about what it was that it might ruin the experience of enjoying it.

Jimmy enjoyed a filet mignon while down there. He called it Phenomenal.

Matt enjoyed a Philly Cheese Steak.

Matt’s R word is Rodrigo.

The guys talk about Vacation and Christina Applegate.

70 – Chipmunk movies talk.

Why distance yourself from movies you did?

Talking about David Cross in Chipmunk movies backlash.

Match a word, suck each other off!

75 – Jenga block – 

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Brad calls back! He’s trying to do a bit.

Brad was honored by the card talk!

80 – He’s gonna send Jimmy some tasteful nudes!

Time for trip talk!

Jimmy thanks the listeners for donating the money and basically made this trip possible. Jimmy calls the trip life altering.

85 – Matt and Jimmy talk about meeting the families of kids getting the surgeries.

90 – The smile train people they met were amazing. Dr. Monica was one of the nices people they’ve ever met.

Jimmy talks about some stand out moments he had on the trip but sidetracks into talking about the speech he had to give!

95 – Jimmy talks about the families being impoverished but happy and prideful. The families are so full of love it’s inspiring. Jimmy talks about how you see poverty on TV but you don’t really see it accurately until you are in person.

The families bought the guys gifts! They pooled together money to buy them all mayan statues. They even pulled metal sculptures from the walls and gave to them.

The two stand out moments for jimmy: at the dinner, jimmy saw a before and after picture of a girl named Angie, Jimmy said she was beautiful and the father pointed at the doctor and said Him with such gratitude. Jimmy and Matt call the doctor a magician.

The other stand out for Jimmy was meeting the little boy who saw Jimmy in the hospital and ran over to give him a big hug.

Jimmy and Matt left their gift baskets with the families. It had some EXPENSIVE looking whiskey in it.

Head to the NNF Twitter feed to see the pictures from the trip.

Pat talks about traveling to the homes.

The guys talk about the differences in money and frivolousness of our lifestyles.

As moving and as life changing as it was, they also had a great, great time. Lots of laughs. Some many great people.

The guys talk about going to the surgery and being late because Mexico doesn’t care about clocks.

Jimmy says there was just enough blood to make him woozy. He is not having candy in 2015, so he had a medical piece of sugar to stop from fainting.

Matt talks about the anesthesiologist calling the surgeon “maestro.” They called the excess lip after the surgery, “scraps for the cat.”

Jimmy scrubbed in just in case he got asked to assist.

Pat’s outta here. Save your money for March 5 and check to see if your companies do charity donation matches!

Rock Solid Live at Sketch fest has Sammy Hagar as a guest!!

120 – Great times, everyone is happy to have gone with each other.

Pat’s outta here.

You’re welcome kids!

Spanish word talk.

Jimmy never wants to know what that meat was.

They had a great time. They laughed like idiots on the plane and when it was time to be serious they were serious. Even though it wasn’t a “Serious” type of situation. It was fun and positive.

Troy, Caitlyn, Susy, Duncan, Justin, Monica, Jasmine, & Pamela from Smile Train THANK YOU.

And more importantly, you’re welcome!

Jimmy’s final thoughts: Appreciate what you have. We’re all lucky.

I’m gonna make a fort out of blurays.

“An amazing trip.” – Jimmy.

Matt wants to thank Debbie who archived the periscope broadcasts and uploaded it on youtube. It’s on twitter @NeverNotFunny

Harry’s (Oliver’s Elf on a Shelf) has a middle name now and it is LAMP. Oliver is fully invested in his Elf on a Shelf. It’s adorable to hear him talking to it.

Matt was just adding. Eliot thinks he is adding also.

Jimmy wants a new boom stand before 2016.

We’re done! See ya Monday!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth