Episode 10 – Ghosts, Sports, Wheels Belknap, and Matt’s First Time
Billy Mumy on The Twilight Zone wishing someone to the cornfield
Season 1 Episode 10
June 9, 2006
Show notes by Darryl Asher
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The official Pardcast of JimmyPardo.com
South of Movie Star, north of Dicey
Jimmy hallucinated a kid walking a dog
Mike Schmidt breaks out a Billy Mumy Twilight Zone reference
Jimmy may have seen a ghost-truck at Chicago’s Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery, supposedly haunted
Image from: http://www.paranormalexp.com/
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Mike’s mom swears she saw a ghost while Mike was sleeping
Jimmy: “I got Ghostbuster all over this!”
Spoiler: Mike’s mom was probably high
Mike’s once came home to a house full of TVs and microwaves
This was about 1977 when (according to Matt): “Your mom was still living off of her cut of the Lufthansa heist.”
[Editorial note from Darryl: I’ve said it before, and this is a good spot to go on record once again. Jimmy’s references to “Season One Belknap” notwithstanding, the “Clunky Season One Matt Belknap” is a myth! Matt has always been extremely sharp and funny, and the Lufthansa heist reference is a prime example.]
Mike’s mom told him to stay out of her “special” shoebox
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Foursquare talk, the playground game, not the app that was not yet invented
Jimmy’s mispronunciation of “Bombardment” caused Mike to ask him “Who is Bob Bardament?”
Jimmy runs from the table to avoid spit-taking on his own podcast
Matt explains the rules of Foursquare
Comedians vs. real estate agents softball and kickball
Maybe Foursquare is next
Jimmy is NOT YET 40!
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Jimmy was a standout player in game 1 of Comedians’ Softball… not so in game 2
Jimmy pulled both quads on an outfield play
Five years later, quads are still not healed
Mike Brennan seems to be involved in too many injury plays
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Mike got 17 mouth-stitches due to softball
Mike performed with stitches in Jimmy’s one-man show “Attention Must Be Paid” (Yes, there was more than one man in Jimmy’s one-man show)
Matt was a terrible baseball player in high school but was fast and played soccer
Matt’s speed got him the nickname “Wheels”
Jimmy: Wheels Belknap, huh?
Matt’s nearly heroic deep outfield catch turns into busted-nose tragedy
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Matt used the word “fuck” in this painful story more than any other time in his life
Matt was pissed that his advisor made a viginity joke at Matt’s expense, when Matt was not a virgin
The guys are surprised that Matt was sexually active in high school
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Mike had archery in gym class with a kid named Fong
“Fong, whattya doin’ you’re gonna wind up like Sadat!”
The guys want to hear the details of Matt’s first time
Matt is cringing at the thought of his wife hearing him tell this story on the podcast
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You’ll have to listen to episode to hear the details, you dirty minded people
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Matt put a futon in his closet dorm room
We are at high numbers in iTunes!
Jimmy: Hopefully this will pay off and we’ll end up doing this bigger than out of the dining room
Mike: Maybe doing this twice a week!
Matt: Onnnnn the podcast
