Episode 57 – Cake-sitting and Forgotten Guacamole
Jimmy welcomes Matt Belknap and Mike Schmidt
Mike says hello to Palestine (not Palatine, the suburb of Chicago)
The Flipside: a not at all shady or sketchy record store chain in Chicago
Drunken, high Ozzy at The Flipside
Comatoast is a great band name. Not death metal, but very under-the-weather metal. (Matt)
Mike caught Matt’s cold
Do you need a tooth valet?
Food-price roulette drinking game, and Jimmy’s carpet-vomit
The podcast is in a studio in the valley; no longer on the corner of movie star and dicey
Jimmy’s Asian clerk experience: Dollar ninety eight……………………………………buddy.
Should a stranger show you a picture of a monkey and tell you it’s a picture of you?
Sesame Street memories, and Jimmy as Big Bird in his back yard
Matt’s dad finally felt loved by children when he wore a Big Bird costume
Pat Francis wore costumes for two years of his life. (I hope it was for paying gigs.)
Mike, the teenage Santa
Matt says his dad’s Big Bird costume was shitty and wrong
Jimmy’s make-believe Sesame Street manufacturing company
My Dinner with Beaker
Grover: Did you like him near? Or far?
Grover is the ONE VOICE Jimmy can do, except he can’t do it now
Jimmy is like Rich Little: awful and untalented
Don’t overdo gifts for friends’ kids
Discussing gift-buying for Jimmy’s soon-to-be-born daughter
Matt’s celebrity sighting at Trader Joe’s
Jimmy says Monster drinks are deeeee-licious!
More sidelining : Trader Joe’s vs. Whole Foods
Another sideline: Has Frank Oz made a movie you liked?
Little Shop of Horrors, Indian in the Cupboard, Bowfinger
Mike’s take on all the Bradley Quinn drama
Jimmy’s experience with a couple making out at a White Sox game
Matt’s celebrity sighting made him forget the guacamole
Let the guessing game begin!
SPOILER: Henry Rollins
“Spoken word” vs. “comedy”
“Funny” non-comedian celebrities
Mike’s Book Corner: The Bad Guys Won
Sparky Lyle’s cake-sitting hobby (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky_Lyle#Clubhouse_antics)
How much money would it take for Matt to sit naked on a cake at the UCB?
Bonus celebrity sighting with Henry Rollins: Janeane Garofalo
Mike’s Book Corner: Get in the Van by Henry Rollins
The book and bands of Dave Navarro
Mike met Tommy Lee. And by “met” I mean “molested.”
Karen needs to update her List
Jimmy’s rule: Don’t touch c’lebs!
The buffness or lack therof of Henry Rollins
Matt’s throws down some prison slang
Jimmy confrontation with a conversion-happy priest
Jimmy thanks the listeners who came out to his live show
Get this! Jimmy asks the listeners to email him if they are going to come to his upcoming shows, so he can be sure to meet them and give them an I Hate Jimmy Pardo bumper sticker! Wow!
Plugs
Thanks to Handheld Comedy for including Never Not Funny in their plans, but they have failed and are no more
Tee shirt talk
The watchless wrists of Jimmy and Mike
57 over and out
Onnnnn podcast!
