Episode 29 – Pilfering, Movies, and Roger Waters Live
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Released 10/20/06
Show notes by Darryl Asher (10/01/15)
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Jimmy has questions about Mike’s clothes and pockets
Matt is wearing a Brooklyn Dodgers hat with the wrong font
Matt wants to know why it says 1939 on the back of his hat
Jimmy and Mike are no help
Matt is wearing a Rough Draft Studios 10th anniversary t-shirt
More details about what Matt is wearing, including that he is wearing boxers
Jimmy is in AC/DC baseball style jersey
Confusion over the pronounciation of Saucony
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Jimmy is wearing a ONE wrist band and a copper wrist band for carpal tunnel
Mike is seeing Sammy Hagar, Matt gets to guess the opening act
JON LOVITZ!!!!!
Mike is going with Pat Francis
Jon will not know how to handle the white trash there to see Sammy Hagar
Matt suggests Mike throw a Subway footlong at Lovitz
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Jimmy auditioned with Lovitz
Evening at the Improv’s awkward opening
Jimmy’s Glenn Scarpelli cassette tape record store story
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Jimmy stole a cassette one time: Iron Maiden, Alive After Death, and he felt bad about it
Mike was part of music cassette stealing ring when he worked at record store, but he won’t say which one
Mike has not seen Bourne movies or Italian Job
Jimmy has only seen one James Bond movie, which he saw with Pat
Matt’s wife won Batman Forever posters by selling movie theater concessions
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Various thefts from employers
An Asian gangster with a Lexus worked at the movie theater where Matt worked
“What’s he driving, the Mach Five?” (Jimmy just stole that from Mike, who said it 30 seconds ago)
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Phoney Steve Irwin “death photos”
Jimmy’s “getting AIDS from a Hyndai” joke got booed
Car fucking preferences
Further stupidity: kitchen appliance fucking preferences
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Jimmy loves taking lint off of the dyer trap
The Steve Lyons firing story
Racist comments by sports announcers
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Jimmy and Mike saw Roger Waters last week
Jimmy bought tickets for two nights, thinking he can sell the second night ones for more than face value; he got face value but lots the service charge
The second half of the show was the entire Dark Side of the Moon
Jimmy decided to see it a second night with Danielle; couldn’t find a ticket for less than $200 a seat
Concert bathroom jokes
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Jimmy LOVED the Roger Waters show despite being a jaded asshole
Sammy Hagar is a fan-pleaser
Mike saw Journey and Def Leppard in the rain
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Pronouncing “dirigible”
Jimmy loved the movie Rent
Mike’s wife borrowed Rent from the library but it didn’t work
Jeff Scott Soto, lead singer of Journey, fell on stage during the rain, so he performed the rest of the show socks-only
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Jimmy’s favorite Janis Joplin line: “Here’s a song of great political import”
Matt asks: Cool or not cool? Wet down the stage and knee-slide.
Matt reveals the culprit was Eddie Vedder
Jimmy says they have to figure out how to get Steve Iott on the podcast
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Parents bringing children to inappropriate movies
The movie habits of Pat Francis
For Jimmy: movie = popcorn
Mike and other comedians’ favorite sushi place
The Human Giant guys tried to prank Mike’s wife
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Plugging the live show on October 24 at the UCB
Episode 30 LIVE ding-aling-aling!!!!
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