926 – Paul F. Tompkins

 

Intro

Jimmy is standing, Dan is absent, possibly on safari

Balcony lovebirds are here again

Matt once again trumped by Oprah

Return of the Kong Cam

Jimmy is wearing the green striped shirt that’s in the video intro

Who doesn’t want a Wayans shirt?

Jimmy’s generosity knows bounds: $19

5:00

Silent Paul won’t speak until introduced

First-guest controversy ends here: Paul Gilmartin in episode 4, not the 20s

Addiction movies

Paul is prolific in the podcast world

Somehow there’s a bet about the birthday of Jim/Jm J. Bullock

Jimmy’s just trying to get rid of his filth-dollars

10:00

Jimmy plants the post-hypnotic suggestion that Paul should buy a 7-11 brownie

Paul’s costume is Deadwood-ready

Jimmy thanks everyone for nice comments about his Conan appearance

Kristen Stewart’s loss is Jimmy’s gain

With great fanfare, Jimmy sits

Paul makes Jimmy happy, but he still hasn’t said his name

WE FINALLY HAVE INTRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15:00

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells!

Paul complains about the bastardization of the Philly steak

Made-up TV show theme songs

Headphone velcro vs. fancy-ass earbud holder

20:00

Matt nearly sets up the world for disappointment in Tweaked Audio

The Survivor backstory

Paul says the balcony lovebirds are not as he pictured them

Jimmy gets laugh lockjaw

Childish fighting over the Little Computer

Jimmy’s Moosh songs

25:00

How Paul brainwashes Janie into actually enjoying his annoying proclivities

Paul doesn’t like scary shows because they are scary

Roller coasters: scary for the older gentleman, like Jimmy

Breaking Bad theme song: noises

Paul like podcasts because they are fun and low-stress

30:00

Paul is not on every podcast; just invite him to yours and find out

Here begins the Initial Game

Yelling is fun

“How are those birds, still angry?”

How Paul disguises his public game-playing

Philadelphia: Parchment-town!

Paul’s right side is his bad side, and he proves it

35:00

Maya Rudolph in Up All Night

The Needle and the Damage Done

It’s easy to hate Glee, even without watching it

Terrible extra work and makeup in J. Edgar

40:00

Paul calls out Jimmy on his guest-favoritism

Paul’s last scary movie: House of the Devil

Silent treatment

American Horror Story

45:00

How long will The Office last

Jen Kirkman’s sad musical taste

Paul insists that he is getting shivved by Jimmy

50:00

Paul’s last Never Not Funny episode: 715

Paul’s old co-star Daniel Day Lewis

Paul, like Jon Hamm at Pardcast-a-thon, has a problem with his throat

Airport intercom pranks

“On this show, if we like something we laugh.”

55:00

Jimmy’s borrowed glasses and Spill the Wine

Spill the Wine is not Grazing in the Grass

Moonlight Feels Right: crazy 70s fashions

BREAK – Subscribe to season 10

1:05:00

Paul’s role in Tangled

Paul is madder than a wet hen at Coca-Cola

Start watching The Simpsons from season 1

PFT vs. Coke Tweet drama

Dry the hen! Drink that wine!

Silent treatment
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Silence only broken by Jimmy’s anger

A smooth smooth segue into car talk

Paul’s new smarmy character is a dick

Tangled talk and Paul’s drunky-drunk-short-thug character

These words! and Michael Richards

1:15:00

Topics ripped from today’s headlines

Love American Style theme

It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Late breaking news about Frank Zappa

Boz Scaggs – Lido Shuffle

1:20:00

Surprising reactions to Surprise Boz Scaggs

Boz Scaggs: HITS!

The finer points of the Lido Shuffle

1:25:00

The Curley Shuffle traumatizes Paul

Comedy Clubs: The Smell of Fear

Jimmy’s Power Bar allergy is closing his throat

1:30:00

DO NOT MOCK MY PRECIOUS LIBERTY BELL YOU LIBERAL RED COMMIE ANTI-AMERICAN COMMIE REDS!

Paul is upset that the movie quotes poster got moved

Paul Provenza on the Roof

Double-O pronunciation

1:35:00

Jimmy’s “were you listening to me earlier” quiz

Hair, the musical and the movie

Paul is worried about his parking meter

Paul’s singing in Tangled

1:40:00

More Hair Talk

Ticket worries

Up, Up, and Away (Beautiful Balloon)

Paul’s Pod F. Tompkast

1:45:00

See you next season oooonnnnnn the podcast

AK-47 gone, not forgotten