Special Notes: Jordan Jesse Go with Matt Belknap

Jordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap

Intro

A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn

Just short of a chalet

Matt’s first visit to the “new crib”

Deconstructing Jesse’s digs

Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon

“I love you, Dewey Cox”

Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick

Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000

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5:00

Never Not Funny exclusive: Jesse’s ‘stache

Jesse’s eBay lawsuit settlements put him in the big leagues

Look for Jesse’s check on eBay

10:00

The 2 cent check will take on mythological proportions

The guys cover various ways the 2 cent check could be used

15:00

Donations will go to a food bank in New Jersey, because fuck that L.A. actor researching a role!

The Los Angeles Hurricane of 2011

Jesse had a self-pleasuring crisis

Jesse and the vampire hypnotist undercover Radio Shack salesman

20:00

What’s Radio Shack good for these days, besides phones and R/C cars?

Matt’s thrilling story about buying a car adapter (SPOILER: COLORS!!!)

What you can buy and where you can buy it (SPOILER: PLUSH TIGERS!!!)

25:00

Don’t buy the generic tiger urine

Damage to Jesse’s Escher-like yard layout

Crash, crash, burn! Let it all burn! This hurricane’s chasing us all underground!

When the power is out, people revert to barbarism and Scrabble-playing

30:00

Matt’s Little House on the Prairie reading

Jordan’s American Girl doll experience

Don’t diss Montana; it’s Big Sky Country

American Girl doll marketing strategy

35:00

The doll store at The Grove needs a secret speakeasy

Please don’t mistake the dick-detector for a gloryhole

Matt’s quote of the day: “I was just thinking about the gloryhole”

The ethnicity of Tony Scott

40:00

Don’t blame Jesse for the cancellation of Community

30 Rock vs. Community

Jesse’s fear for his son’s future consumerism

Jesse’s used Masters of the Universe

45:00

The great promise of America: freedom to be a shallow dick

Someone died to provide Jesse with childhood cable

Childhood television memories

Anime and the coolness of nerds

50:00

Hey, 12 year old cussing nerds: stay off the little kids’ playground!

Don’t hate-fuck the inbox

Nerds aren’t what they used to be

55:00

Chris Hardwick: fake nerd! (Due to his handsomeness)

More nerds need to be beaten and wedgied in order to be kept in check

Did anyone here get beat up after school

No f-word jar on JJGO, so Matt lets it fly!

Amusement park sketchiness

1:00:00

Jesse need not fear the future

Sterotype Los Angeles

Jesse takes a number and stands in line. For clothes.

The loudness of the rich

The appeal of the Shaker religion: furniture and circular stone barns

1:05:00

Jesse wants his son to get into some hippie bullshit school

Sponsorship: MakePixelArt.com

Happy Birthday from Morgan (?) to Ann

Matt doesn’t understand how sponsorship works

Weird messages: decipher with the ENIAC

(I am personally shocked that nerd Matt doesn’t know about ENIAC)

1:10:00

Jordan opens a package: satsuma jam and promo materials

The glories of the satsuma

1:15:00

Momentous Occasions:

-Misdirected female friend text message

-Drunk guy finds $5 after being towed twice

-Jason is pre-flight drunk, causing him to be enthralled by a scooter-related shirt

Jesse wants to emulate Ira Glass’s drinking schedule

Jesse could be the alcohol nerd

1:20:00

Taking up drinking later in life

It might be too difficult to learn to drink past a certain age

-A guy brags about breaking up with his girlfriend and consequently hot-tubbing with a divorcee

Good going JJGO for encouraging douchey behavior

1:25:00

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