Special Notes: Jordan Jesse Go with Matt Belknap
Jordan Jesse Go Episode 202: Hot-To-Trot with Matt Belknap
Intro
A beautiful evening at Chez Thorn
Just short of a chalet
Matt’s first visit to the “new crib”
Deconstructing Jesse’s digs
Jordan dropped trou for donations on the first Pardcast-a-thon
“I love you, Dewey Cox”
Let’s all talk about Jordan’s dick
Pardcast-a-thon money raised: almost $35,000, now over $40,000
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5:00
Never Not Funny exclusive: Jesse’s ‘stache
Jesse’s eBay lawsuit settlements put him in the big leagues
Look for Jesse’s check on eBay
10:00
The 2 cent check will take on mythological proportions
The guys cover various ways the 2 cent check could be used
15:00
Donations will go to a food bank in New Jersey, because fuck that L.A. actor researching a role!
The Los Angeles Hurricane of 2011
Jesse had a self-pleasuring crisis
Jesse and the vampire hypnotist undercover Radio Shack salesman
20:00
What’s Radio Shack good for these days, besides phones and R/C cars?
Matt’s thrilling story about buying a car adapter (SPOILER: COLORS!!!)
What you can buy and where you can buy it (SPOILER: PLUSH TIGERS!!!)
25:00
Don’t buy the generic tiger urine
Damage to Jesse’s Escher-like yard layout
Crash, crash, burn! Let it all burn! This hurricane’s chasing us all underground!
When the power is out, people revert to barbarism and Scrabble-playing
30:00
Matt’s Little House on the Prairie reading
Jordan’s American Girl doll experience
Don’t diss Montana; it’s Big Sky Country
American Girl doll marketing strategy
35:00
The doll store at The Grove needs a secret speakeasy
Please don’t mistake the dick-detector for a gloryhole
Matt’s quote of the day: “I was just thinking about the gloryhole”
The ethnicity of Tony Scott
40:00
Don’t blame Jesse for the cancellation of Community
30 Rock vs. Community
Jesse’s fear for his son’s future consumerism
Jesse’s used Masters of the Universe
45:00
The great promise of America: freedom to be a shallow dick
Someone died to provide Jesse with childhood cable
Childhood television memories
Anime and the coolness of nerds
50:00
Hey, 12 year old cussing nerds: stay off the little kids’ playground!
Don’t hate-fuck the inbox
Nerds aren’t what they used to be
Chris Hardwick: fake nerd! (Due to his handsomeness)
More nerds need to be beaten and wedgied in order to be kept in check
Did anyone here get beat up after school
No f-word jar on JJGO, so Matt lets it fly!
Amusement park sketchiness
1:00:00
Jesse need not fear the future
Sterotype Los Angeles
Jesse takes a number and stands in line. For clothes.
The loudness of the rich
The appeal of the Shaker religion: furniture and circular stone barns
1:05:00
Jesse wants his son to get into some hippie bullshit school
Sponsorship: MakePixelArt.com
Happy Birthday from Morgan (?) to Ann
Matt doesn’t understand how sponsorship works
Weird messages: decipher with the ENIAC
(I am personally shocked that nerd Matt doesn’t know about ENIAC)
1:10:00
Jordan opens a package: satsuma jam and promo materials
The glories of the satsuma
1:15:00
Momentous Occasions:
-Misdirected female friend text message
-Drunk guy finds $5 after being towed twice
-Jason is pre-flight drunk, causing him to be enthralled by a scooter-related shirt
Jesse wants to emulate Ira Glass’s drinking schedule
Jesse could be the alcohol nerd
1:20:00
Taking up drinking later in life
It might be too difficult to learn to drink past a certain age
-A guy brags about breaking up with his girlfriend and consequently hot-tubbing with a divorcee
Good going JJGO for encouraging douchey behavior
1:25:00
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