923 – Gary Lucy
Released 11/07/11
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Intro
Starting with a start!
Jimmy’s goal: no eye contact, just camera contact
Jimmy bails, Matt is disappointed
A whole lotta Zep
Jimmy needs some jokes
Black Dog
Daphne’s Subpar Pizza
Hairway to Steven
Mangia Matt’s Restaurant Rundown
Why the Olive Garden hate?
5:00
Jimmy must have popping corn at the movies, even if he has eaten like an asshole all day
A Never Not Funny EXCLUSIVE Text Transcript between Matt and Jimmy regarding Daphne’s Pizza
Oh. Wait. There is no place called “Daphne’s Pizza.”
Pizza talk
How are Eliot and Dan friends?
Dan and Eliot = Pinky and the Brain, according to Matt
10:00
Matt’s children’s parody songs and Mike Phirman
Gary Lucy, a font of immediate knowledge
Jimmy misremembers Matt’s initial impression of Tobasco Ears Danny Katz
15:00
Introducing The Entrepreneur (not The Barber) Matt Belknap
It has taken way to long to have Gary Lucy on the show!
Follow Gary on The Facing Book
Gary is about to burst from waiting to talk
Gary “Dennis Miller” Lucy
Gary doesn’t take offense that he has not been on Never Not Funny yet
Gary’s rejection by Mad TV
20:00
Gary’s hand-me-down story about Henry Winkler and Paul Lynde
Riffing on Paul Lynde
Let’s go back in time to discuss Nancy Grace’s nipslip
Jimmy (kind of) lists (sort of) Gary’s credits (vaguely)
Gary Lucy’s Munster Updates
http://neckboltcitylimits.blogspot.com/
25:00
Matt’s Munster review: “A frankenstein is not meant to be that emotive!”
Gary blows the lid off The Munsters
The Munsters vs. The Addams Family
The origins of the Addams Family
30:00
The Munsters / Oscar the Grouch mobius strip
Back to Nancy Grace
Dancing with the Stars may be Gary’s ticket out of unemployment
Illegal war vs. Clinton BJ: even Stevens!
35:00
Gary compliments Danielle’s moves, even though he may not have seen her dance
Appreciating dance
Bill Clinton: a shrimp and/or a fetal pig
Gary wants a Jimmy Pardo book
Jimmy wishes he kept a journal of his on-the-road standup days
40:00
Jimmy may write a book, but he needs startup money
Confederency of Dunces: funniest book Jimmy has read
Jimmy got to see elevator-button braille in use
Blind eye doctor
Gary’s record retailing experience (apparently no tail involved)
45:00
Love of Bon Jovi
80s hair
Jimmy’s Warehouse Rockers
Brad Zutaut
Masters of Reality: Conan’s favorite book
Two Hit Wonder: Year of the Cat and Time Passages by Al Stewart
50:00
Gary’s Emmy award-winning game show writing
What timepiece has the most moving parts? (Scroll to the bottom of this page for the answer. You’ll hate it.)
Who’s Still Standing with Ben Bailey starts soon: watch it!
You can’t stop Pat from being Pat
55:00
Jimmy’s guest shot on Never Not Funny presents Rock Solid
Matt wants Gary to call out Pat on his musical choices
The shaping of musical taste
Matt’s failed attempt at musical coolness
Lips like Sugar (Echo and the Bunnymen)
BREAK
1:01:00
A very interesting break
Jimmy busts out a song
Zooey Daschanel – Adorkable!
Matt continues to push for controversy on Rock Solid
1:05:00
Gary’s learning to stand up for himself
Aerosmith’s stupid album cover visual puns
Zooey Daschanel – A triple threat!
Zooey’s singing career: She and Him
The Never Not Funny marriage death curse!!!!! Zooey and hubby split!!!
1:10:00
Drift Roberts is walking to Pardcastathon for Smile Train
KOME radio, why was it allowed?
The thrill is gone
Morgan Ensberg – “funny” former Astro
Jimmy loves firing former third basemen
Mike Schmidt should do sports radio
Gary drops the best Randy Jackson pun you’ll hear all year
Matt Belknap: low-functioning autistic
Gary wants to go back to popcorn
Old Man Jimmy was THERE when the price of gas went to $1.00
1:15:00
Gary was fired from Jack Klugman’s Jack’s Corn Crib for being nice
Gary shocks the room with his lack of popcorn love
Buy Jimmy a popcorn tin for Christmas
Somebody’s Watching Me
1:20:00
It’s a One-Matt-Band!
Nina and the Warriors at a Halloween talent show
Nina sings AC/DC
Gary has parental advice for KISS-lover Jimmy
1:25:00
Influencing your kids’ musical taste
Katy Perry
Missing Andrew Koenig now that Occupy Wall Street is happening
Petiole and Stinkfoot
Jane
Passing out flyers at Danielle’s one-woman show
1:30:00
Plugging Mark Leyner’s books
He Aint Heavy He’s My Brother
Jimmy will be seeing Evita with Bernadette Peters; divorce papers in hand
Everyone loves Amy Adams
Zoe Daschanel in Elf
Singing like it’s 1940
Adele is for real. FOR REAL, PEOPLE!
Tim Gunn shows up
1:35:00
Project Runways outtakes
Gary loses everyone with his Kevin Costner reference
Drift Roberts shoutouts
Facebook Gary and Rock Solid
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
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In-studio notes by Dan Katz
Gary Lucy
0 – Jimmy’s doing this bit that he already hates. The guys talk about the food court at Target.
5 – Why are Dan and Eliot friends now?
10 – Jimmy and Matt talk about their historical meeting with Dan.
15 – Gary Lucy tells a great Paul Lynde story.
20 – Gary is pulling the lid off The Munsters.
25 – The guys delve deep into The Munsters.
30 – The guys talk about Dancing With The Stars.
35 – When is Jimmy gonna write his book?
40 – Jimmy and Gary both worked at record stores.
45 – Jimmy was once the boss of the younger brother of the star of Hardbodies 2.
50 –
55 –
BREAK
0 –
5 –
10 –
(Dan, did you fall asleep?)
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Told you you’d hate it.