924 – Scott Aukerman
Intro
Nazisssssssssss!!!!
You already know everything about the episode, so why is Jimmy introducing it?
Relax, Triumph is probably not touring
Jimmy’s favorite newspaper: The Daylight Savings TImes
Gabors and Goulets
Jimmy wants a Robert Goulet pin
Jimmy changes his underwear in his car, risking jail
5:00
Jimmy is not helping his criminal defense
Sex offender laws
Jimmy probably broke laws in the 80s
Jimmy got hit on via greeting card
10:00
Going around the room
Eliot is well-shorn
Summer Breeze
Dan looks ridiculous in his OP shorts, purchased by Jimmy
The Administrator, Matt Belknap
Scott Aukerman has lost a lot of weight since his last visit, or maybe not
Scott is the fourth chair
15:00
Ashton Kutcher and Two and a Half Men
Finishing Scott’s intro
Adjusting to daylight savings time
Scott names that tune
Jimmy and Scott are the Comedy Bang Bang Jism twins
Booby batter / baby batter
Disallowed words
The T word
20:00
How to refer to Chaz Bono
Finally finishing Scott’s intro
Scott’s nickname for Matt: Cholesterol
Fun e-mail addresses and the olden days of online presence
Scott’s fake nickname: Jackson
25:00
Scott’s avante-garde sense of absurd humor got him in trouble in school
ECOSPHERE ’90!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Playing poker to Rock With You
30:00
Scott’s performance school experience
Jimmy as a grown-up at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts
Jimmy as Groucho for the Jitterbug
Comedians want to control how they are laughed at
35:00
Jimmy wanted to be Michael J. Fox or the wacky neighbor
Why do Wolf Blitzer and Nancy Grace bother Jimmy?
Update on the Goulet pins on eBay
Why not give away something that you are throwing away anyway
Roger Waters’ The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking display
The Heat is On
Back to first email addresses
40:00
Matt’s love, or not, of Keyser Soze
Jimmy has X-Men on Blueray
Oliver’s current movie watching: Spooky Buddies
Quoting Caddyshack
Jackie Mason
45:00
JimShooter at webtv.net
Graham Elwood’s post-breakup movie advice: Forrest Gump
Scott gets post-breakup closure, 20 years later
Jimmy’s Book Club recommendation: I Want My MTV
50:00
Are bookstores in their last gasp
Jimmy’s eBay laptop sale
Condescending parental advice from strangers
Everyone should shut up, all the time
Ooonnnnnnn the podcast
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
Jimmy wants a fake freeze-frame ending
55:00
Fake ending, for real
Ooonnnnn….. the podcast
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
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Jimmy is sure that was great on audio
AudioMime… great band name
Vitamin Water Zero
Jimmy’s investment advice
1:00:00
BREAK
1:02:00
Welcome back, in three-part harmony
For the Longest Time
Jimmy is bidding on a Billy Joel shirt
Scott insists that Jimmy will love Billy Joel’s Goodnight My Angel
We all need to see the picture of Rainbow Bridge
Thanks to Jason K for the long-forgotten link to the photo.
(See comment below.)
1:05:00
Compliments all around
Alec Baldwin is slimming down
Cooz: allowed or not?
Black-talking white guys
Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad
Conan in New York City: funniest week of shows ever
1:10:00
Pitching a movie with handsome, talented, cool Stephen Dorff
Goodnight Sweetheart
Matt’s comedy-reviewing days as In Search of Sasquatch
Matt’s appearance and voice may have surprised some people
1:15:00
Calling out Matt from the stage
Mouthing Off became Running Your Trap
For anyone who has not seen him, Matt is not a fat slob
Power Tip: if you wonder what someone looks like, you can find out on the internet
1:20:00
It’s been almost 10 years since the comedy world hated Matt
Matt’s overnighter tip: cargo pants are as comfortable as pajamas
Scott (AND ALL OF THE WORLD) needs to see Matt’s old reviews
Quitting showbiz
Jimmy calls Hollywood “The Kitchen”
Helping the younger comic
Scott’s baseball pool system: The George Costanza
1:25:00
Scott wants everyone to stop right now and accept Jesus into their hearts
Matt interrupts Scott’s spiritual moment to point out a couple on the balcony making out
(Did Matt interrupt, or was it really… SATAN?)
Play-by-play of the PDA
“This is the most fascinating four minutes of this show”
Matt’s mom is proud of him
1:30:00
Did Matt ask permission to marry Elise?
Who has seen oral sex in person?
“Every man that has ever been alive has gotten a blow job”
Jimmy tries to end on a laugh. And fails.
Matt wants to talk about asexuality
Scott wants to poll the fans about blow jobs
Write pardcast@gmail.com if you are 25 or older and not had a BJ
1:35:00
Pat’s Francis’s late-blooming loss of virginity
BJ before PIV?
Closing it up before it gets worse
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-studio notes by Dan Katz
35 – The guys talk about giving away cardboard cut-outs from the record store.
40 – Jimmy has X-Men: First Class on blu-ray.
45 – The guys are being tracked down by ex-girlfriends via facebook.
50 – Jimmy told off a lady on the escalator.
55 – The guys pretend to be frozen
BREAK
0 – The guys talk about Billy Joel. Scott swears there is one Billy Joel song that Jimmy will like.
5 – Jimmy just got back from New York with Conan.
10 – The guys talk about Matt’s early days in the comedy scene.
15 – The guys talk about
20 – We should accept Jesus Christ into our hearts right now.
25 – There’s a sexy couple on a balcony outside.
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The Rainbow Bridge photo already lives online, Daryl!(http://podcast.jimmypardo.com/nevernotfunny/show-notes/723C07D8-F1BF-11DA-9C46-000A95DB1CDA.html)
Thanks tons! But I’m going to ignore it because, way to ruin the climax!
Shane from Walking Dead was in Rainbow Bridge? Love it.