922 – Pat Francis
Pardcast.com message board for this episode
Intro: A trophy and an erection down low
Birthday hats: uncomfortable!
Knotted little-girl hair: painful!
ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man
Pat’s pitch-perfect Sharp Dressed Man guitar riff
Breaking Bad and Gilligan’s Island (you figure out the connection)
Jimmy’s Eliot-insult surprised even himself
Pardcast-a-thon: SOLD OUT!
Here’s the Sharp Dressed Man riff: Weeeeooooo – weee woooo – weee-woo woooooooo!
Eliot has thumbs up but uncombed hair
Dan in a Miami Vice tee, Van’s, and short-shorts
Are those OPs? Yeah, you know me.
Jimmy wants to dress Dan
Matt recommends Jams shorts
Don’t jizz where ya eat
Fear of garbage disposals
Does Matt like his nickname of The Barber?
How did The Shooter become The Shooter?
Introducing Pat Francis: host of the popular podcast Never Not Funny Presents Rock Solid with Gary Lucy
Number as letters in titles
News update: Pat has a life!
Debate over the name of Pat’s podcast
What podcast does Jimmy listen to? Hint: not Pat’s
Beverly D’Angelo’s breasts
Let’s use this podcast to brainstorm Pat’s podcast
Dining at The Peach Pit
Back to ZZ Top…
The irony of the drummer’s name! (Covered by Obvious Trivia!)
Acting: Tim McGraw vs Dwight Yoakum
Joni Mitchell and Big Yellow Taxi
Dan Katz eats dried seaweed
Why can’t he bring snacks I like?
Dice and Dice’s Lady show up
Jimmy cleans up Dice’s act for Oliver
Dice’s weightlifting clothes
Jimmy’s feet may not be public knowledge
Would Jimmy have Dice on the show?
Dice as Travolta
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam’s Greatest Hits
Matt loves KDAY!
Dan Katz: The Processor!
Matt is not happy with his nickname
$10 in the jar from Pat (and previously owed by Jimmy)
Jimmy thinks last year’s Pardcast-a-thon started the planking trend
San Francisco’s KOME radio with Dennis Erectus
Jim Croce songs
Rapid Roy the Stockcar Boy
The decreasing cost of technology
Revisiting Jimmy’s bad eBay feedback
Pat is assuming he will be involved in Pardcast-a-thon
10cc’s I’m Not in Love – “Stay moist and quiet…”
Godley and Creme
Howie Mandel at the movies (This should have been a Celebrity Sighting! Come on, Pat!)
The prequel to The Thing
Tyler Perry talk
Back to Big boys don’t cry / Stay moist and quiet
James Spader and Pretty in Pink
Kenny Chesney. Gay?
Depending on how I write about this in the notes, it could be libel and slander
Pat replies to Rainn Wilson
Dan pulls the brakes on the show to honor F. Murray Abraham
Rock Me Amadeus
Sneak plug for Pat’s reviews on Pop Culture Beast
Alan Hunter’s Peter Gabriel’s In Your Eyes Say Anything Wired story
Sledge Hammer, groundbreaking video
Dire Straights Money for Nothing and the $10-in-a-jar word
The Straights and The Heads
Would you see Dire Straights live?
Jimmy saw Chicago live
Dio and Ozzy’s stage moves
Snorting ants and piss
Keep Yourself Alive
Ripping off Doug Benson’s game
How do you not get this?
Anson Williams Urine
The build-a-word game confuses everyone
Kids learning the Thriller dance
Is Matthew Broderick aging gracefully?
Sarah Jessica Parker’s movies
Robocop Robocop Robocop Robocop
New clunker insult: Rickles Tweet!
Peanut allergy explosion
Pat’s daughter’s birthday party at Whimsic Alley
More about the party including cost
Pat relates to the costumed performers
Hey it’s Flynn Rider!
Pat is trying to save Chuck
Jimmy tells a Barry Sobel joke
Hank Azaria as Gargamel in The Smurfs
Oliver’s movie-viewing habits
Remembering Twitter Tracker
Pardcast-a-thon: November 25
Matt will be caffiened up for Pardcast-a-thon, and Pat was boozed up
The Rickles Tweet sting should only be used for Pat
Who will replace Regis?
Pat’s Ryan Gosling joke provides the final Rickles Tweet sting
Matt is back to being the entreprenuer
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-studio Notes by Dan Katz
0 – Overcast day. This show has trophies and boners. Eliot’s first year of life was happiness. Frustration after that. Birthday hats are the worst.
5 – Jimmy figures out how to get the cast-aways off Gilligan’s island. Failed ZZ top impressions.
10 – Jimmy buys Dan some shorts.
15 – Pat Francis is here. Beverly D’Angelo talk.
20 – We go back to ZZ Top.
25 – Amy Grant oogling.
30 – Dice and his lady stop by and hang.
35 – Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam sing-a-long. Matt tries to get Pat to listen to a new radio station.
40 – The guys talk about the radio station KOME.
45 – the guys figure out a 10cc lyric.
50 – Don Rickles tweets.
0 – It’s F. Murray Abraham’s birthday.
5 – The guys talk Damn Yankees.
10 – The guys make a game/rip off a game. Tower Heist talk.
15 – Peanut allergies?
20 – Pat’s kid had a harry potter birthday
I, for one, LOVED the young snide gorgeous James Spader. The old pudgy snide James Spader can be gone. That’s not slander, it’s a fact.
Paperback Writer is my all-time favorite Beatles tune. It’s the only one I have on my iPod. Pathetically, I think I emailed this fact to Jimmy, but did NOT tell him that I love him. It’s more like a deep affection / admiration. Love is a strong word.