925 – Mike Schmidt
Get your finances in order
Jimmy accidentally drove to Sacremento
Political Corner with Jimmy
More than you need to know about Wham vs. George Michael
How Jimmy likes his cobb salad (get your Christmas presents ready!)
Avacado Grill: closed, so we can’t get sued
Mike has to over-explain his Linda Rondstadt joke
The Ease of the Parody
Jimmy was dared to sing his act
The Last Supper with Pardo in the middle
Why Matt hates rock operas
Eliot is going on a date today, which seems to make Jimmy jealous
Some good guesses about who Eliot is meeting
Jimmy’s reaction indicates he may have been abused by a scone
What to bring into a concert
Dan Katz is Tilda Swinton as David Bowie
The Administrator Matt Belknap
Happy Birthday to Elise
Matt’s gift for Elise: soda pop maker
Eliot talks about his dad and carbonation
Take it back – doo-doo-doop-doo
Finally introducing Mike Schmidt
Mike left Never Not Funny “to branch out on his own”
Mike’s podcast may be a bit lengthy
A Horse with No Name and other America songs
Abracadabra and other magical songs
Ric Ocasak’s hair(lessness)
Autograph-seeking tips and tricks
Jimmy is too good to let The Who sign anything for him
A fleeting reappearance by the post-coital balcony couple
Creepy Matt shows up
Mike vs. Jimmy Van Halen minutia
Chickenfoot III = “really good” according to Jimmmy
More state politics
Closing down post offices, a sad development
Mail carriers listen to Jimmy to Mike
A song parody just cost Jimmy $299
Jimmy is very proud of his Marilyn Chambers / Behind the Green Door reference
Take On Me
Mike’s Chicago shows
Mike’s one-man show and podcast have de-chopped his standup chops
Mike’s standup and the five-minute light
How does Jimmy keep his chops?
Why Jimmy doesn’t do local standup shows (Hint: he’s very busy!)
Let’s talk World Series!
Rumpelstiltskin / Rip Van Winkle / Rapunzel
John Holmes and erections at death
Ancient songs on new-fangled satellite radio
If I Knew You Were Coming I’d’ve Baked a Cake
Back to magic songs
Black Magic Woman
Stadium shows suck (except U2360)
Mike gets his chops back!
BREAK (Go to Pardcast.com to watch Pardcastathon)
Fractions are fun
Be sure to visit MikeSchmidtComedy.com
Chicago’s website merch
Who the fuck is buying the Chicago office chair?
That chair is for Jimmy if it’s for anyone
More chair specs than you need in tongue-twister format
SADDLE SOAP NOT RECOMMENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coffee in a Cardboard Cup
Jimmy is an office chair expert
Matt has hair-grease concerns
An office full of Chicago collectibles
Unwearable Chicago shirts
George Thorogood: thoroughly good
Jimmy is “that guy” who hears things on podcasts
Mike has an REO couch
Jimmy’s “present face”
Matt continues his hair-grease obsession
More balcony-lover action
Matt desperately wants to sell someone a Chicago chair
The Jeff chair from IKEA (Bil Dwyer’s favorite chair!)
Jony Ive vs. Johnny Five
“Fun” times working at Zappos
Mike’s east-coast tour and Kickstarter page
You could end up with a random CD from Mike’s personal collection
Details of Mike’s shows
What happened to NNF going to Philly and Boston?
The Truman Show
Mike Schmidt vs. Jim Carrey in the battle for entertainment greatness
Nostalgia for video and record stores
Streaming on Netflix
Why does anyone have movie DVDs?
Boogie Nights deleted scenes
Father of Invention with Kevin Spacey
Kevin Spacey’s ALLEGED predilections
Plugging Pardcastathon, with required shitting on us Mountain Time Zone people
Matt and Jimmy might watch the video this week
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
15 – Matt’s wife just had a birthday and she got a home carbonater. The 40 Year Old Boy is here.
20 – The guys talk about the band America.
25 – Cars sing-a-long. The Cars at The Paladium was the worst show Jimmy’s ever been to.
30 – The sexy couple from last week is back. Chicken Foot III is great.
35 – The guys talk 80’s music.
40 – Mike feels like he’s losing his stand-up chops.
45 – The guys talk baseball, shows that Oliver likes, and John Holmes.
50 – A list of Magic songs.
55 – Stadium shows suck.
0 – 5: The guys talk about Chicago The Band’s Executive Chair.
10 – The guys keep shitting on Chicago merch.
15 – George Thorogood is a nice guy. The guys keep talking about the Chicago Executive Chair.
20 – Mike has a kickstarter page for an east coast tour.
25 – The guys talk about using kickstarter and facebook to get live shows to fruition.
30 – What happened to Kevin Spacey?