Intro: Jimmy goes right to camera due to the guest and panics
1:14 Next episode 911: time to celebrate
1:30 Aaliyah’s death was overshadowed by 9/11
2:00 Matt’s mispoken Darva Conger reference
2:50 Ken Marino bought muffins out of guilt
3:50 Enjoying tuna since 2010: Eliot Hochberg from INDHD.com
4:00 Swinger Danny Katz
4:30 Orgy and swinger talk, with Dan as featured guest
5:30 “Could YOU get an erection!?”
6:00 Pardcast-a-thon 2011 officially announced
6:20 Let’s talk about Matt’s baggy t-shirt
6:45 Sarah in Denver was the fan in the Republic of Georgia Peace Corps member who took forever to download Never Not Funny over a dial-up line
8:20 When offstage, Jimmy is not Snappy Jones
8:50 Jimmy may do a Tony Clifton / Andy Kaufman thing
9:00 Stallone in a bottle
10:00 You ARE being that guy!
11:30 Jimmy met Damien at Dave Holmes’ house
12:05 Damien’s compliments are sincere, but sound sarcastic
12:45 Ramping up Damien: MTV TRL
13:30 Jimmy warms up for Craig Kilborne
14:10 Damien got a shot at the Late, Late Show. Jimmy is over it now.
17:00 Turns out, everyone got a shot at the Late, Late Show, except Jimmy
18:00 Damien’s “befriend the writers” stategy pays off
19:20 Damien heads up the nerdiest petition in the history of petitions
20:00 How Damien got his shot
24:00 How much more money did Carson Daly make?
25:00 Adam Curry, the Podfather / Jimmy Pardo, the Pod Perfector
25:20 Damien’s MTV career
27:15 The variety of guests on TRL
28:00 What kind of “writing” is involved with TRL?
28:20 Answer: Luda-Crystal Balls. Plural.
30:50 Racist Stallon in the bottle
32:30 Damien insults Stallone’s skin
33:50 Why work out? Other than to stay in shape?
34:35 Who was unpleasant for Damien to work with? The answer WON’T surprise you!
36:00 Carson Daly gets it!
37:15 Hillbilly Matt dresses like they do it on the farm
38:50 Matt may be marked for a prison hit
39:15 Matt’s shirt is suitable for framing
40:15 Come on Jerry!!!!
40:55 Jimmy would be Jim is he could be, but there’s too much investment in printed matter already
41:20 “Sitting above a 7-11 in a florescent lit room”
41:30 Jimmy’s Volkswagen CC is kept clean
42:45 Car wash as status symbol
43:30 Either Matt’s dad is a tricky genius, or Matt is a gullible dunce
44:15 How Jimmy ended up with a collection of 8-track tapes
45:10 The Audiophile Corner
45:30 Damien has reasons for downloading The Essential Billy Joel
46:40 We Didn’t Start the Fire = Boomchild = The End of the World as We Know It
47:30 Jimmy is obsessed with Gino Vanelli
49:30 Gino’s is re[something]ing his old tunes
50:50 NEVER NOT FUNNY BACKSTORY: The origin of “We wish him luck…”
51:30 Tears for Fears in concert, including a scuffle
52:30 Jimmy played the “short card” to get better seats at a Peter Cetera concert
55:40 “You get more bees with honey!” No way is that right.
58:20 Damien’s airplane close encounter with a foot
60:00 Intimate details of Matt’s framing needs
62:00 SPOILER ABOUT LOST!
63:00 BREAK TIME!
63:45 Get ready for the 911 rave!
64:40 A diamond is a terrorist plot’s best friend
65:20 All-or-nothing Tobasco Ears Danny Katz
65:45 The return of Danbot
66:30 Danbot meets Sly-Stallone-in-a-bottle
68:45 Birthday and astrology sign talk
69:15 Jimmy remembers Janice, and groping to The Knack
70:40 “Matt’s like the voice of us!”
71:00 Damien’s childhood career aspirations
72:00 Interning at a radio station
74:00 Hosting the WMAS “love songs” show at 17 years old
77:00 Comedian Dr. Gonzo opened for Jefferson Starship, and was introduced by Grace Slick, but the story may be totally wrong in every detail
78:00 Jimmy opens for an Elvis impersonator
81:00 Damien’s Opie and Anthony appearance
83:45 YouTube comment threads: You’re an eff
85:45 TV givaway update: Jimmy still has the TV
86:30 One in a Million Girl
86:50 Damien’s favorite: Fleetwood Mac
87:00 Damien attends Lindsey Buckingham’s 60th birthday party, featuring The Bangles
92:00 Jimmy checks in with Dan’s feelings, but like Damien is incapable of sincerity
94:00 It’s fear-based!
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
—————- IN STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ—————–
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0 – Ken Marino, last week’s guest, gave us muffins.
5 – Shout out to a peace corps lady who’s been a listener to the show since the beginning. Stallone-In-A-Bottle makes his debut.
10 – Jimmy brings in guest Damien Fahey of MTV fame and talks about how they met and how they used to be competitors for The Late Late Show.
15 – Damien talks about a petition he started to keep Craig Kilborn doing his own introductions.
20 – Damien talks about his TRL days.
25 – The guys talk about Ludacrystal Balls and other sketches from TRL. Stallone-In-A-Bottle returns.
30 – Fred Durst sucks also in real life.
35 – The guys REALLY dog on Matt’s shirt.
40 – The guys talk a little Billy Joel.
45 – Gino Vannelli sing-a-long.
50 – Jimmy talks about getting blocked at a concert by an enormous woman.
55 – Damien sat next to old lady filth foot on a plane yesterday.
0 – Dan-Bot is at a zero today. Dan-Bot and Stallone-In-A-Bottle meet.
5 – Jimmy talks about getting to 2nd base with Janice in 8th grade. Damien talks about interning for a radio station when he was a teenager.
10 – Damien gave on-air dating advice as a teenager. Jimmy talks about bad early gigs.
15 – Damien talks about about a “you’re a pussy” chant he got from a huge crowd at Opie and Anthony.
20 – The guys talk about losers complaining on line.
25 – Damien was a plus one at Lyndsay Buckingham’s birthday party.