Intro: Jimmy has been hosting since episode one, although there were talks of replacement
1:40 Jimmy was on the short list but keep your jokes to yourself
2:45 Here begins Jimmy’s detailed and epic account of hiding in a closet to spy on back-stabbing Matt
7:30 Robert Hedges’s hair
8:30 Dan Katz’s circle chant “We get to see another day!”
9:10 Dice-wife and Cajun Jimmy should date
10:45 The Dice’s Wife Offers to Buy Milk sketch
11:20 Eliot was the guest on Dan’s podcast, The Podkatz
12:30 Soderbergh / Soderheim
12:50 Matt deconstructs Dice-wife voice
13:15 Todd tries to butt in before being introduced
14:30 Great show, great people, low attendence in Denver
15:20 Another $10 for the homo jar
16:00 Jerky Boys: funny on the first listen
16:30 Is Todd related to Sharon Gless, and if not, why not?
17:30 Eliot had a genius idea
18:00 Eliot’s monitors
19:00 Micky Avalon: My Dick
20:50 Todd likes Justine Timberlake
21:30 Todd does a live sketch show
23:30 Jimmy’s Acme Saturday Night
24:30 Todd blatantly steals Jimmy’s “Why not?” bit
25:40 Spirit of 76 poster
27:15 Cagney and Lacey
29:00 We need a jar for the C-word
30:45 Someone is wrong on the internet
31:15 Stop reading your Tweets
35:10 “You’re just a clown!”
37:00 Smothers Brothers from 40 years ago is better than a lot of today’s comics
37:30 Comedy on XM radio
38:00 Fake compliments
37:30 Laryngitis Jimmy: “Have pride in your product!”
38:45 The Clean Comedy Channel
39:50 Jimmy Pardo, best detective in the room in regards to why XM plays certain comedians’ tracks
40:00 The Dice Clay Sunblock Sketch
41:15 The Dice Clay Carrots for Dinner Sketch
41:40 The Dice Clay Intestinal Regularity Sketch
42:15 The Dice Clay Cheesecake/Carrot Cake Sketch
42:40 Todd has some renovation ideas
44:00 The Dice Clay Leather Coat to Stay Cool Sketch
44:30 The Dice Clay and Wife in Court Sketch
46:00 Todd threatens to take his shirt off for perspiration-related reasons
47:10 Back to the C-word, and the “High-End C” story featuring a poodle, a white Mercedes SUV and the Baja Fresh
51:30 “I’m not gonna look dumb in front of Jose and Juan!”
52:30 More C-word discussion
54:00 Todd advises to always butt in to defend a customer-abused worker
56:55 Todd “I don’t work here! You can’t get me fired!”
57:50 The Dice and Wife at the Buffet Sketch
58:15 Sing Along with Jimmy: Some Like it Hot
59:00 Is Dan sad today?
59:50 Sing Along with Jimmy: Some Like it Hot / Pop Goes the Weasel
60:15 Todd defends an abused worker, right here on the show!
62:00 Finally an episode number! It’s 908!
62:00 Harry Potter made Dan groggy and disappointed
63:20 Todd’s one-hour special is coming up. Why is he charging for tickets?
67:15 Todd gets a Subaru lease for his mom
68:30 Arguing over who gets to tell whom they can’t treat someone else like that
69:10 Back to Todd’s Subaru story
70:00 Todd (who used to get his emails faxed to him) now harnesses the power of social media
71:25 “Why is this the one thing you take me seriously on?!”
73:10 Dogcasting is an uptapped market
74:00 Carrie Fischer vs. Heidi Fleiss
74:30 How long have people been on the earth?
75:00 Wyatt Cenak and Harris Whittles
76:00 The Jimmy and Todd Gymnasium Show
76:40 “Mind yer business friend!”
77:40 Todd’s movie at The Grove: “Two Guys Fighting”
78:20 Story-telling reaction
79:30 Whattya gonna do?
80:15 Todd’s lazy spit-take
81:00 Another movie where the character wants to take his shirt off: Galaxy Quest
81:45 How the “time to mock the listener voice” evolved into Dice’s wife
83:15 The Eat Real Festival
83:45 Todd has something to say about the proper treatment of dogs: keywords: (1) veterinarian (2) motherfucker
85:30 Flea treatment for Jimmy’s neighborhood timeshare multi-named cat
89:30 “I’m wearin’ my own face on my shirt!”
89:45 Don’t use your pet’s name to prove how interesting you are
92:00 This means you, Danny Katz!
94:00 Todd’s streetwise cat
96:00 Trainability of cats vs. dogs, and Matt’s untethered anger towards those who know how to train said animals. This is “high talk.”
99:00 The VFW hall near the Apple Tree
99:50 Matt digs himself into a foxhole
101:00 Dog as beast of burden
103:20 Todd brings a strong ending to the podcast
103:30 Sing Along with Jimmy: Something to Talk About
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
——————-IN-STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ——————–
0 – 10: Jimmy names names of the guys who made the short list for replacing him as host of the program back in the day. Jimmy recounts the day he followed Belknap and discovered the plot to get a new NNF host.
10 – Matt and Jimmy just got back from Denver and had a blast. Dice’s lady shows up.
15 – The guys hate on the fact that Eliot has so many monitors. Jimmy does a “my dick” sing-a-long.
20 – The guys talk about the difficulty of doing live sketch comedy.
25 – 30: Todd talks about a tweet that made him so angry and upset.
35 – The guys talk about XM radio and how the DJ’s blow it when they play comedy.
40 – The guys talk about the venting of the room. Dice and his old lady take Jimmy to court.
45 – Jimmy tells a story of a lady he got in a fight with because she left her dog in her car.
50 – The guys talk about the “C” word and why it may or may not be a good idea. Todd tells another story of a Chinese lady saying the “N” word.
55 – Dan seems groggy. “Some Like It Hot” sing-a-long.
0 – Todd has a new special coming up. Jimmy wants Todd to be himself.
5 – Todd wants to thank Suburu and then everything falls apart. Todd then tells the Suburu story.
10 – The guys talking about names-crossing. Todd thinks Heidi Fleiss and Carrie Fisher are the same people. Jimmy and Todd fake fight at the gym.
15 – Todd does a spit take. Todd wants to take his shirt off a lot.
20 – Todd says: Take Care Of Your Dog. Jimmy talks about a ferrel cat that he and Danielle used to take care of.
25 – 40: The guys talk pets.