These show notes were taken by Dan Katz in-studio during the taping of the episode, and slightly supplemented by me. Thanks tons Dan!
0 – Jimmy flew back to LA late last night.
People shouldn’t give Allan Havey a hard time for last episode’s suicide joke. (We don’t edit jerk!)
Chicago people: Buy your Chicago NNF live show tickets. Jimmy knows your name, Facebook 300. Get on the ball!
5 – Matt has the best idea EVER for a New Years tradition. Hint: It involves socks.
Jimmy pays 12 cents per sock.
Throw Momma From The Train sucked.
Matt looks like a goddam chipmunk! And that’s a compliment.
Jimmy got a Chicago album clock.
Jimmy hired Dan to be his Secret Santa gift at Conan.
10 – Jen Kirkman is introduced 12 minutes into the program.
Jen is really good about not talking until she is introduced.
Jen has had altercations with people on facebook.
15 – Jen’s husband doesn’t let her check her Twitter, so she won’t “argue with ghosts.”
Jen loves David Hasselhoff’s tweets.
20 – Jimmy got a lot of hate mail when he was on Doug Loves Movies.
Jimmy has the best fans, and not just because they are not dumb, stoned-up, fucking morons.
He had a great New Years on the road doing comedy. His family was with him.
30 – The guys talk about This American Life.
Jimmy does a voice that may or may not sound African American.
35 – Jimmy saw the #1 Laker fan on his way to the show today. It was on a license plate.
The guys analyze another license plate on an Escalade.
Matt tells a story about seeing Madeleine Stowe in 1997.
40 – 45 – Jen dated a guy who hated Led Zeppelin.
Jen talks about bad Boston accents in TV and movies.
50 – Jimmy was once rude to Tina Fey for no reason.
The guys analyze Jen’s skinny latte.
55 – Jen had a very weird conversation with her cousin about demons and time travelling.
0 – Eliot didn’t have to go to the bathroom. He had to move a can. (Thanks Eliot! That can is super-distracting!)
Turns out, Jen’s boyfriend was talking about The Beatles. And he believed that they ripped off King Crimson.
5 – Jimmy went to Medieval Times over the holiday season with his family and had a blast.
Jen really likes Jimmy’s son, Oliver.
Jimmy hopes Oliver never goes into the arts.
10 – Jen got a teddy bear photo for her niece and was disappointed that the kid wasn’t that into it.
Jen first took a picture at Michael Jackson’s star and had an awkward interaction with a crazed MJ fan.
15 – Jen also had an awkward interaction with fake Elvis and her hair dresser saw her putting $3 into his chest.
20 – Jen talks about the John Lennon tapes that got released recently that expose him for being an asshole.
25 – Jen talks about an awkward interaction with Robin Williams.
30 – Corrections are made. Apologies are made to Zsa Zsa’s leg.
AK-47 gone, not forgotten.