Graham Elwood: New shoes? My pleasure!
Never Not Funny Season 11 started out with an overload of hilarity and overuse of the words “shooter” and “gun.” That can only mean one thing: Graham Elwood returns to sit in JImmy Pardo’s hotseat. By which I mean slightly warm studio.
Jimmy and Matt Belknap welcome Graham to discuss his love of surfing, L.A. Podfest, Comedy Film Nerds (the podcast and the book), and his new CD, Palm Strike Dance Party. Jimmy also talks his recent auction hosting duties at a zoo fundraiser, which resulted in near death-by-councilman.
First episode of season 11 features Jimmy’s fake smile
All about the Never Not Funny time clock
Thanks to all the subscribers, including the phone call patrons
Oh, it’s called a “Pardcall”
Graham thinks Eliot has more power than he actually does
How much more orange can the NNF tablet sleeve be? None. None more orange.
Eliot’s new opening for the video is GREAT!
Results of the logo contest
Deciding the logo forced Jimmy to have to actually deal with Dan and Eliot off-air
Eric Firth is the logo contest winner – Elite package
Travis Blaine, second place (White Sox logo)
Brett Oyler, third place (Monster Drink logo)
Matt may have stepped all over Jimmy’s zoo story without realizing it
Zebras, both human and animal
Jimmy’s generation of white people are afraid of Spike Lee
You’re welcome for Jimmy moving into your neighborhood, Baldwin Hills
No front fences allowed!
When did Dan start on Never Not Funny
Eliot is still from INDHD.com
Happy Fathers’ day to Matt
Graham is part of the Podfest
Bridgetown is a disorganized mess, not like Podfest (possibly due to the difference in number and locations)
Podfest: all or nothing
Graham could be Dan’s father
That’s My Boy looks like a great movie!
Rock of Ages – A big-screen version of Glee
The convoluted high-school-level plot of Rock of Ages
Basketball players and Dan Tanna’s
Graham’s new book is out
Jimmy was on Comedy Film Nerds
Jimmy has some words for the White Sox
Jimmy’s zoo story
But first, Graham wants to know all about Jimmy’s gold microphone
Jimmy hosted The Beastly Ball at the zoo – FOR FREE!!!!!!
All about the Beastly Ball
The Mad Men collection at Banana Republic: my pleasure
Free cocktails for $1000 a plate
Jimmy the auctioneer
Jimmy’s take-down by a large district councilman
Attention large men: do not try to break your fall with a small man
“Sorry folks, new shoes!”
A lady-like man will not likely ask a 300 pound man to tackle him “for humor”
Jimmy’s Zoo near-death provided him with an hour of comedy
Jimmy is now fine, as long as he doesn’t cough or breathe
Jimmy needs video of his zoo encounter
Some asshole dumped his old coffee right in front of the 7-11
Top Ten Places It’s OK to Dump Your Old Coffee
Downstairs 7-11 customers are the worst people in the world, according to Dan
Jimmy is still hurting
Jimmy is in the weird-not-famous-enough-middle-ground, but is treated like GOLD (with the exception of the red carpet)
Graham Elwood’s red carpet rejections
Jimmy’s red carpet “who-is-that?” experience
(Remind me to to a “Shooter-Count” next time Graham is on)
Game Show Network 30-foot limo-ride to an empty venue
Running down the snack inventory
Diarrhea joking is always funny
Who can take a joke?
Just because of Jimmy’s stage persona, don’t email him insults!
Note: “I don’t disagree with you” = “I agree with you”
Comedian’s Got A Boo Boo is tons of funny
Graham’s surfing / snowboarding skills
Skiing is surfing on a powered ocean
The late, great Sam Brown
Back to surfing talk… quickly!!!!
Jimmy hates short-bus jokes, but his was great
No amount of webbed gloves or surfing equipment will save you from a riptide
How snowboarding is similar to Jimmy’s zoo tackle
Matt enjoys watching poor innocent people being bullied
Don’t torture yourself with trying to learn snowboarding
You don’t think Jimmy doesn’t click on the list of hats and headgear? You don’t know Jimmy!
Here begins the Great Hat Quiz of 2012
More hat name information than you deserve
You thought hat names were over? WRONG!
Jimmy moves on from obsessing about hat names to obsessing about the correct Wham lyrics
Wham Rap Lyrics is not a website
If you wanted just a small sampling of Wham Rap lyrics, this is not the right place
Dan gets abused over popup blocker
What’s an H.P. bed?
Lyric recitation is the audio equivalent vacation photos
Matt has been fired from the Wham musical project
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
One man show: Intern with a Scissor
Jimmy is listening with prejudice
July 4 is a realistic deadline to put on a Broadway show
Paula Abdul talk
Look for Palm Strike Dance Party on YouTube
ComedyFilmNerds.com | GrahamElwood.com
Let’s all guess Graham’s birthday (August 5)
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz
0 – It is the first episode of the 11th season. Jimmy gives a brief history of the official NNF digital timer. Jimmy talks about the new NNF ipad cover.
5 – Jimmy acknowledges the winner and top choices of the Season 11 logo contest.
10 – No fences are aloud in Jimmy’s neighborhood, Baldwin Hills. Matt is house hunting.
15 – Guest Graham Elwood has started the first annual LA Podfest and the guys talk about it.
20 – The guys talk about why they’re not surprised “Rock Of Ages” is failing. Jimmy does a Black Sabbath sing-a-long.
25 – 45: Jimmy tells his Zoo story.
55 – Graham talks about a couple very demoralizing red carpet walks.
0 – Everyone is eating. The guys talk about dumb people who try to be funny and instead are insulting.
5 – The guys talk about surfing and about a comedian named Sam Brown who recently passed away.
10 – Graham talks about his snowboarding disaster.
15 – 20: Jimmy reads WHAM! Lyrics for a really long time.
25 – The guys start pre-production for a musical stage show with WHAM! lyrics.