1015 – Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh will be referred to as “Walsh”; not to sound all bro-like, but to avoid confusion with Matt Belknap
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Today’s call-in premise: rhyming words
Jiggles and Jam on morning radio
Yes, Jimmy said Jiggles and Jam were both women (“I bet it’s a woman team, and the newswoman pops in…”)
“There’s no way I said that! That would never come out of my mouth.”
Jimmy demands apologies
Jimmy is tired from a Criminal Minds marathon and from not being able to sleep
Criminal Minds is brutal, but toned down from reality
Jimmy does his poor Rush Limbaugh impression
Eliot’s horrible Facebook Rush Limbaugh impression
Hot today, chili tomorrow! (Do I need an icon for this? I hope not.)
Words with Friends strategy – Hint: use the multiplier tiles for more points
Disco Pants for Dan Update: 3669 Facebook fans, Jimmy calls it DONE!
Disco pants are happening; Dan might be dancing in them
Jimmy is writing the Dan’s Disco Pants script
Don’t be fooled by Eliot’s equipment
Walsh used to live in Boystown
Walsh’s sketch group beginnings with Department of Works
Andy Dick memories
Plugging Matt on Netflix (and DVD and iTunes): High Road
The guys haven’t heard anything about Amy Poehler lately
Jimmy’s top three comedy TV shows
Has 30 Rock gone downhill?
Walsh’s Netflix viewing habits
Battle of the local sketch groups
Walsh’s resume includes Outsourced ::crickets::
Walsh only watches things he was in
The Toyota commercial that is beyond Jimmy’s abilities
Saturday Night Live is OK, overall
Walsh and Jimmy like Seth Meyers
Lindsay Lohan on SNL
Did Walsh ever audition for SNL?
Walsh is the only New York actor not on Law and Order
What TV shows would Jimmy want to be on?
Jimmy should have been the Mad Men Xerox guy
Jon Hamm should always be looking in a mirror
Celebrity sex tapes
Go-Gos sex tape is news to Jimmy and Matt
On certain subjects, Dan is the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
The return of Mad Men
Telex vs. fax machine
Matt may be confusing Picasso with Jon Lovitz
For some reason, Walsh had a portrait made of Hal Holbrook
Matt Groening’s Simpsonized portraits
Jimmy likes Family Guy
Jimmy’s horrible Bill Paxton and Billy Zane
Old-school Dice on XM Radio
Remembering when Dice was new
Jimmy and Walsh: real friends!
Walsh in the audience for Conan
Jimmy needs to take fire seriously
If you need to know what to do during a fire, Jimmy is NOT your guy
Walsh says what doesn’t even need to be said: in an emergency, celebrities get out first
How to (try to) get Paul Newman for your movie
Weinstein dresses down Nathan Lane
Walsh met Clinton while he was active. As President.
The White House secret service: no sense of humor
Real names of celebrities (Gaga is not her real name?)
Chicago beef and other foods
The Gathering of the Chicagoans
Sammmm Levine, self-honorary Chicagoan
Walsh and Jimmy are on a secret jury with podcasters
Tom Dreesen at Pardcastathon: beautifully draped!
Jimmy is unneccessarily fake-made at Samm Levine and his extra M
Jimmy wants to be a last-minute, small audience, addition to the Asssscat improv team
Ignore Jimmy’s extensive improv training and experience at your own peril!
Surprisingly, improv training credits are transferrable!
Drinking and driving: funny! (But don’t do it.)
You are welcome to refer to The Deja Vu as “The Vu”
Walsh bought his drunken burritos near a poop field
Walsh gives his family cameos in his movies, Copolla-style
Jimmy was on the Bear Down podcast
Oliver has harsh opinions about comedy
Matt’s mockery of Jimmy’s “standard spelling” joke is met with stony cold silence
Jimmy demands more “I’m Dumb” apology emails
One last shit-on-Dan moment before the break
Dan’s breakup update: still a breakup
Walsh taks about his kids, who will remain unnamed
Matt wants a golf-cleat massage
Jimmy got a TOTALLY LEGITIMATE MASSAGE FROM A LADY the other day
The Dice’s Lady Massage Skit
Stupid Question of the Matt: If you could have a massage from any sitcom character…
The inner working of the Hargitay family
Jimmy does Jerry Lewis talking about Lucille Ball
Sid Caesar’s old-school opinions
Jimmy has strict gentlemanly rules for his racist jokes
Have you guys heard about his new fad, the low-carb diet?
A racist admists that Sammy Davis, Jr. is a likable black guy
Walsh’s Dog Bites Man is out on DVD
The short term joys of picking on regular people for comedy
Matt Besser’s Crossballs fake debate show
The power of expensive video equipment to fool people
Ali G. and C. Everett Koop
The career of C. Everett Koop
Jimmy does a great Rhoda joke
Cathy Rigby is still Peter-Panning it up
Revisiting Oliver’s Bodie Miller obsession
Jimmy’s Sarah Palin obsession
Jimmy thinks Palin could still be the nominee
Game Change, the book and movie
Palin’s disasterous Media interviews
Jimmy finally reveals what his Palin obsession is all about
Jimmy talks about getting his photo taken with Palin
Laminated nudie photos
Much like his ealier “how close do you have to be” Matt wonders about MWR (Minimal Wanking Resolution)
Jimmy’s Sally Jesse Raphael glasses / mullet / weird-cross-legged / SNL t-shirt headshot was a HUGE MISTAKE
Bear Down is done from the NNF Studios, yet is not a NNF Production
“Was Jordan key in that win?”
Walsh works with the Globetrotters on improv skills
Jimmy and Oliver enjoyed The Globetrotters
Walsh’s inside Globetrotters scoop: the extra work the referees have to do
Jimmy gives this a thumbs-up, a plus, and puts it in the win column with a gold star
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-studio notes by Dan Katz
5 – We are really close to disco pants.
10 – Jimmy’s known our guest, Matt Walsh, since 1988. Andy Dick was once very condescending to Jimmy. Jimmy and Walsh talk about what TV shows they like.
15 – The guys talk about TV more.
20 – Jimmy talks about his dream 5-line-or-less characters he’d like to play.
25 – Someone drew a picture of Walsh that looked nothing like him.
30 – The guys talk about their love for Dice Clay.
35 – Jimmy talks about his love for firemen.
40 – Walsh tells a story about going to this Clinton fundraiser/birthday party where he saw Harvey Weinstein bully Nathan Lane.
45 – The guys guess celebrities’ real names. The guys talk about Chicago dialect.
50 – The guys talk about dressing like gentlemen.
55 – The guys talk about drinking and driving.
1:00 – Jimmy’s son Oliver is very critical of comedians.
0 – Jimmy got a massage this weekend. The guys are gonna open a celebrity-impersonator’s massage parlor.
5 – Which sitcom character would you like to get a massage from? Which procedural drama character would you like to get a massage from?
10 – The guys talk about Walsh’s short-lived show “Dog Bites Man.”
15 – The guys talk about celebrity massages again.
20 – Cathy Rigby as Peter Pan again. Again.
25 – Jimmy and the guys talk about Sarah Palin.
30 – The guys talk about jerking off on pictures.
35 – Walsh doesn’t care about baseball. Jimmy doesn’t care about football. The guys talk about the Harlem Globetrotters.