1017 – Moshe Kasher
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Intro
J
immy is still the host, after 10 seasons
Random safety information
More seatbelt information than you need, some of it possibly accurate and useful
Baby, it’s cold outside
Jimmy’s rare double date with John Ross Bowie
Wonderful seats at LuPone / Patinkin
Coffee in a Carboard Cup
5:00
Microphone issues!
When Eliot sounds better than Jimmy, something is wrong
The solid gold microphone is having issues
HAMMER SLICE! (implied)
Jimmy’s best Paul Anka imitation yet
TECHNICAL ISSUES BREAK
Jimmy’s massage from a young Filipino boy helped him relax
10:00
The broken microphone inspires Jimmy to shit on podcasters who want him as a guest
Matt’s machinery podcast will not have Jimmy as a guest
Patti LuPone sang directly to Jimmy, eyes locked
What can top a great show? Dinner at PF Chang’s!
Matt’s Hunger Games experience
Spoiler info, including Eliot’s reference to some guy named Hitchcock
15:00
Due to the technical difficulties, Matt is no longer the Producer
The Client List poster with Jennifer Love Hewitt: sexy!
Water down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moshe’s credits, including his book Kasher in the Rye
20:00
The Hunger Games movie, based on a book, hey Moshe wrote a book!
Get the Funk Out
Many Patinkin talk
Trying to get backstage as Martin Sheen
25:00
Jimmy’s goal: never get to Matt
Twilight / Harry Potter / Hunger Games
Spoiler: The Hunger Games is about competetive eating
30:00
Back to Matt’s Hunger Games story
A lot of groundwork is being laid for Matt’s story
Android Matt seemingly does not understand human emotion
[Disclaimer: my lovely wife cries at everything. I even cry at the Subaru Heaven commercial]
What do we do about overly lengthy movies
Director McG’s resume
The Terminator movies
35:00
BOOK PLUG!
Matt says “on the serious tip” but I don’t know what about, because then my mind exploded
Coffee in a Cardboard Cup
Jimmy demands respect for Patinkin
Moshe on the road!
40:00
Jimmy is jealous of Moshe’s hair
Moshe Kasher: The Jewish Rick Astley
Never Gonna Give you Up
JIMMY PREDICTS RICK ASTLEY IS ON THE NEXT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
Jimmy does a KILLER Trump impression
Celebrity Apprentice talk
Hitler: small mustache, big personality
Naming your child Adolph Hitler
Swastikas in everyday life
Jimmy has something to say about Draw Something: he’s out!
45:00
Here begins the Great Anti-Dan Katz Draw Something War; the details are too gory for this website
50:00
BOOK PLUG
Actual, live demo of Dan’s Draw Something picture
Jimmy makes an official request for Dan to drop out of Draw Something
55:00
Dan announces he will stop playing with the people in the room
The Great Draw Something War continues
BOOK PLUG
BREAK – BOOK PLUG
1:00:00
BOOK PLUG
During the break, Dan said he is seriously done playing Draw Something with those in the room
Jimmy doesn’t understand the idea of “healing” hurt feelings
Jimmy’s defecation euphamism confused Matt
Moshe has a startling story about group masturbation to gay porn; laws may have been broken
BOOK PLUG
1:05:00
Moshe and tropical island phone sex lines
What happened to Moshe’s $1500 in bar mitzvah money? Hint: see above
Moshe’s parents are deaf. Or def.
“It was a strange childhood”
1:10:00
Penthouse > Victoria’s Secret Catalog > JC Penney Catalog
Moshe’s Basketball Diaries sex education
Back to insulting Dan’s Draw Something skills
Dan clarifies that he does not do “one-handed” Draw Something
Dexter, masturbation, and Dexter’s sister’s GQ.com ‘tude
“Cooze” is the new C-word (if that’s how you spell it)
What’s in Ellen’s CD player?
BOOK PLUG
Moshe’s book is pretty dark
1:15:00
Moshe on the Bill Handel show
Jimmy is the secret Jimmy Fallon booker
BOOK PLUG
Dan seems really hurt, so let’s talk about his Draw Something skills again
Kasher’s great “I no do that kind of call” callback
1:20:00
Dan was stung a little, but it’s ok, so Jimmy continues to insult him
Matt has some info “on the serious tip”
Matt has constructive criticism for Dan, because he has not yet taken enough shit about Draw Something
Never Not Funny is The Blind Side
Moshe sums up Jimmy and Matt’s feelings about Dan
The Podkatz is doing very well, apparently all due to Jimmy
Moshe loves everyone in the room, except Eliot
BREAK AGAIN because Moshe had to leave
BOOK PLUG
Jimmy loves that Moshe’s book is legit, not some self-published bullshit
1:25:00
Dan Kaufman of The Myoclonic Jerk podcast joins in
Kaufman obsesses about stiars and parking
Jimmy will be on The Myoclonic Jerk podcast; theme: failure
Jimmy was very nice to the lowly Dan Kaufman when they met
1:30:00
Jimmy lost his balls after 9/11
Dan Kaufman, Eliot, and Gary Lucy are the best at Draw Something
The Draw Something millionaires
Draw Something on iPhone vs. iPad
Time for Movie Katz!
Middle-aged trivia forgetfulness is a REAL THING, FOR REAL, THEY SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!!!!
BOOK PLUG
1:35:00
Dan kicks it off with Transformers [I will avoid the temptation to document every. single. move. of the Movie Katz game]
After a short round of Movie Katz, Dan and Dan explain what Myoclonic Jerk means
Matt starts with Travolta
Jimmy is so excited that he demands sexual favors
Is Mac Davis fair?
1:40:00
I Believe in Music
Jimmy starts with Patrick Swayze
Jimmy sets himself up for failure with Billy Jay
Matt tries to make Dan Katz feel better, but probably failed
BOOK PLUG
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
