1014 – Danielle Koenig
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Intro
Jimmy uses psychic power (which is more reliable than his memory) to determine the episode number
The Fabulous Thunderbirds – Ain’t that tough enough?
Jimmy loves a Tough Enough-Related guessing game
Matt: “Save it for your screenplay Jimmy!” Potential Intro Phrase (PIP)
According to the Onion AV Club, the era of podcasting is over!
Double-duty shirt-wearing Marc Maron
5:00
Incestuous, hypocritical Jimmy
Back to the Tough Enough guessing game
The new arrangement filth-blocks Matt from seeing the balcony lover(s)
Tough Enough
The Fabulous Thunderbirds: garage band dads
Hacksaw Hamilton shows up
10:00
Dan “Helpful” Katz gives good internet movie clues
How many movies is “Tough Enough” in?
The Rock in Journey Two: charming!
Jimmy has to put money in the F-Word jar: totally legit!
15:00
Journey Two was a decent movie
Direct from the Oscars red carpet
Arsenio Hall’s talk show
Who was in the 1980s Black Pack?
Plugs: Tweaked Audio and Rob Durham’s book: Don’t Wear Shorts on Stage
Rob’s book is not about how to perform, but has behind the scenes hints and tips about the business of show
Danielle is here, direct from the Twitter Red Carpet of Oscars (I may have that wrong)
20:00
Right at the “goodbye freebies” mark, please welcome Danielle Koenig, standing-up comedian, Oscar Tweeter, and wife of Jimmy Pardo
“I will admit that went a little long”
If you work for E!, the exclamation point is part of the logo, not an indicator of excitement
Danielle understands the Rebecca Correy episode controversy
Danielle performs a gorgeous in-studio cartwheel
Leah Thompspon at Spam-a-Lot
Matt steals a beautiful joke, but admits it
25:00
Jimmy Pardo, not a paparazzi “get”
Smothers Brother anniversary show
Tweeting the red carpet made Danielle feel old; or let her realize that younger people don’t “get it”
Danielle takes the blame for accidentally shivving Ross the Intern
Ross A different host is proud of not being able to improvise, and didn’t know Rainbow Connection
Rainbow Connection: ubiquitous / Not knowing it: ridiculous
XM Radio’s Forties on Four with Jonathan Schwartz
The inner workings of setting up a Twitter account
30:00
Journey Two: Mysterious Island is indeed a sequel
Walking Tall featured The Rock carrying a II by IV
Neal McDonough – creepy good!
The full resume of Neal McDonough, no really, ALL of it!
Jimmy wants an Andrew-like mic near Dan and Eliot
35:00
Jimmy REFUSES to introduce everyone until he can make his “Needle on the Record” joke. Again.
She Drives Me Crazy
Jimmy has been up since 4am
Rush hour in Los Angeles
Matt dines with his sister on her layover
Matt makes his sister kind of sound like Filipino Joe from his garage sale
Jimmy has to bring Danielle up to speed on the Hong Kong suit plan
40:00
The mystery of Dan’s New York trip is explained to Danielle
Introductions, finally!
Rooster T. Feathers: worst-named comedy club
On the Border: good name for a restuarant?
Danielle and Matt bond over their literal brains
45:00
Danielle has experienced personal growth and maturity regarding what bothers her about restaurant names
The Death Curse is alive, due to Jimmy doing a bit for Conan with Davey Jones
Jimmy goes all Paul Anka on Danielle
Lucky/Sav-On commercial: the beginning and end of Jimmy’s career as a hand model
Tiny-can Diet Coke: Oh, what a feeling!
Back to the On the Border controversy
Back to Neal McDonough, Danielle’s heart-throb
The New Girl and Up All Night: fun shows!
50:00
Is there now a “Matt Braunger-type”?
As a husband and a father, Matt needs to watch Up All Night
How can Matt relate to Game of Thrones and not Up All Night?
Jimmy’s LeetUp gift bag, featuring Magic: The Gathering
Pat Francis puts CDs on eBay, and they sell!
Eliot winks at Jimmy; this better not happen again
Jimmy sang the Iron Maiden “devil” song directly to Eliot last show
55:00
Set Fire to the Rain
Matt says Danielle was an early-adopter of Adele
You Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)
Jimmy does a lot of incestuous podcasts, including Rock Solid
1:00:00
Heavy Metal Dice’s Lady
Jimmy mentioned Whitney Houston in a Pardo Patrol (pre-Whitney death)
Magic/Bird: for real, a play about Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. No really, for real.
Who’s watching Smash, the worst television show?
Predictions for the future of Smash
1:05:00
The Smash adoption sub-plot
“You promised me a sister!”
Parenthood’s adoption plot
“How do you feel about a sky-baby?”
1:10:00
Danielle morphs into Jonathon Schwartz
One Meatball vs. Milkshake
BREAK
The Luna Bar: for the ladies!
Trying to figure out why Lunas are “for women” (answer: marketing)
Get ready for 7 more months of Jimmy’s Hacksaw Hamilton
1:15:00
Shea Stadium
Big Yellow Taxi
Further Magic/Bird info
1:20:00
Danielle doesn’t know her own favorite sitcom of all time
“If you got a problem with it, talk to my ass!” (PIP) Potential Intro Phrase
More Magic/Bird talk
1:25:00
Jimmy tries to cover his offensive dialect with vocal muddiness
Jimmy glugs, right in front of his wife
The glug concept is Jimmy’s single favorite thing ever
Taking inventory of Jimmy’s gift bag
Jimmy previews his new musical “Danielle is the Best”
Jimmy droppin’ college hoops knowledge
Matt’s baby countdown: April 25th
1:30:00
George Formby’s When I’m Cleanin’ Windows
Jimmy’s Superman joke fails to delight
Zoe does Hitler
Hitler’s birthday and “smoking up”
Something something Kelly Tripucka
Redshirting
1:35:00
This is apparently the first time Matt has ever heard of the Star Trek Redshirt trope
This was a funny episode. You’ll see.
Red Skies at Night
An update on Dan’s breakup: still a breakup
Eliot has info on the origins of 420 and the Waldos
1:40:00
Jimmy has questions about height
Jimmy likes Danielle being on the show, so he doesn’t want to end it
Let’s play a game, stolen from Dan’s podcast: overlapping actors
Moviekatz!
1:45:00
Danielle names the wrong black guy
Jimmy names the wrong blond white lady
1:50:00
Jimmy’s pitch-perfect, totally not annoying, Jackie Gleason impersonation
Jimmy might have been checking his phone for email feedback on his Jackie Gleason impersonation
1:55:00
Matt’s pitch-perfect Harrison Ford impersonation
It takes a big man to admit mistakes, and play basketball
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-Studio notes by Dan Katz
Danielle Koenig0 – This episode is the Audi. The internet has made it clear: the era of podcasting is over.
5 – “Tuff Enough” sing-a-long.
10 – We talk about all the movies “Tuff Enough” has appeared in.
15 – It would be great if Arsenio Hall was a guest on NNF. Is the “Black Pack” a thing?
20 – Guest Danielle Koenig does a cartwheel. The guys talk about Lea Thompson.
25 – Danielle doesn’t like rude young people. Danielle loves Jonathan Schwartz on 40 on 4.
30 – The guys talk about Neal McDonough’s filmography.
35 – The guys talk about the traffic.
40 – The guys talk about the Mexican chain restaurant, “On The Border.”
45 – Jimmy talks about getting rejected as a hand model.
50 – Jimmy got some Magic: The Gathering cards. Jimmy blows up at Eliot.
55 – The guys argue about who was an Adele fan first: Jimmy or Danielle. Jimmy realized we actually needed grunge.
60 – 65: the tv show SMASH is the worst show on television.
BREAK
0 – We had a great break with snacks. The guys talk about the Magic/Bird show about to come out on Broadway.
5 – Jimmy talks about a great facebook fight he witnessed.
10 – The guys talk more about Magic/Bird.
15 – 20: Jimmy is fascinated with Kelly Tribuka.
25 – What happened to the show?
30 – The guys play the movie game.
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Ross knew about Rainbow Connection- it was another host. Also totally my bad, the actor I thought was a “Matt Braunger” type was indeed Matt Champagne. I know it sounds ridiculous but he looks very different without his glasses.
Thanks Danielle! Let the record reflect these corrections.
Great job as always. I’m hoping the cartwheel increases video subscriptions by at least 22%.