1010 – Michael Koman
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Intro
Lots of numbers get thrown around right away; I was told there would be no math
Radio Jimmy is here, talking about Madonna on the Super Bowl
If Hacksaw Hamilton mated with Tom Brokaw, it would sound like this
The great, but failed, lengths to which Jimmy went to take Danielle to a non-Superbowl dinner
5:00
Sponsored by Jim Glass’s nuts
The young and hip happening scene at Dear John’s
New song parody: Roger Rabbit Eyes
Jimmy bailed on a joke at Sketchfest
Meeting Florence Henderson
Jimmy apologizes for the visuality of the last 7 minutes of the audio bonus episode
10:00
Eliot rearranged the studio, which was great, so Jimmy rearranged it again
No one puts Baby Jimmy in a corner!
Dan’s great clothes, and Eliot’s horrible contests
Go like Never Not Funny’s Facebook to get Dan some disco pants
Eliot takes a lot of abuse this episode
No, seriously, stop what you’re doing and GO CLICK LIKE ON FACEBOOK!!!!!
15:00
It’s SOU-LARD fercryinoutloud
Todd Glass’s audio memos
Eliot Control / Hochville
Michael was Todd Glass’s roomate, but he is not ready to come out
Michael is responsible for Todd’s Coma
20:00
Watching people sit around a coma victim: [SPOILER] not exciting
Herb Alpert and Fred Willard guest spots
Jimmy and Todd’s gas fight was done in 1997, then showed up in a major motion picture that will not be named, but it’s Zoolander
Jimmy had to audition to play himself
Todd’s puppet casting director
Todd Glass: courageous or sneaky?
25:00
The Descendants, a ripoff of Todd’s Coma?
Bridesmaids should have been nominated for an Oscar, now that there can be so many nominees
Pro-tip for celebrity life: when disappointed, destroy your own pool with a hammer
30:00
John Mellencamp: difficult Conan guest
Tom Hanks’s Oscar nominations
More about Todd’s Coma
35:00
If there was a Q-word jar, Jimmy would owe it $10
Todd is an EXCELLENT actor
Michael at Late Night with Conan
Moving to L.A. with Dimitri Martin
Michael’s girlfriend Ellie Kemper
Conan’s interns have gone on to fame
Jimmy Pardo’s Dance Party and Jack McBrayer
40:00
Dissing Paul Rust (FOR HUMOR!!!!!!)
Jimmy doesn’t trust anyone anymore
Racist website [NAMEREDACTED].org
Rather than [NAMEREDACTED].org, Jimmy recommends Edmunds.com
Michael’s internet hobby: looking for cesspools
Cesspool.com
45:00
Read the undercover car salesman article at Edmunds.com
Frank Smiley’s talents and fit yet strange body
50:00
Revisiting the Dear John’s visit
Michael was not listening during the “I wanted a place with seafood for my non-red-meat-eating wife” part
2 salads $12; Filet of Sole $19; Chicken Cordon Blue not listed in menu, but Chicken Marsala is $18
Dear John’s: it looks like a practical joke, but is not
55:00
Mad-libbing marital issues
Let’s talk about adverbs
Do you still celebrate Valentine’s Day?
1:00:00
Sponsored recommendations for Valentine’s gifts
Matt was ambitious about wanting to read
Fred Stoller’s Kindle SIngle: My Seinfield Year
If you want to see Fred Stoller, go to The Grove
The Grove is a nice place; why the hate?
The listener has a LOT of homework to do this episode
Jim Glass may be fired
1:05:00
Matt says Indiana used to be Klan-run
Indiana’s (lack of) smoking laws
Jimmy’s flat, monotone George Michael impression is more than balanced by his wonderful, rendition of Poor Jerusalem from Jesus Christ Superstar
BREAK with Growlin’ Matt Belknap
Musical theater self-refential number on the return from break
Matt: the bland white Wayne Brady
1:10:00
Never Not Funny is the new Tony Robbins
Michael worked with overachieving Wayne Brady writing for Mad TV
The unbearable Singing Bee
The fakery of modern game shows
1:15:00
The Voice / American Idol / X-Factor
Michael’s love of X-Factor may have caused gastro-intestinal distress for his family
Pepsi, King Elton John, and the winner of X-Factor
Deconstructing the Pussycat Dolls
Jimmy may think he works for an oil company — Conoco/Conaco
1:20:00
David Kissinger and Caroline Kenndy went to Matt’s high school
Jimmy’s noisy upper lip issues
Battle of the lip-stubble
HIGH END microphones will pick up the sound for the tour
HIGH END! HIGH END! HIGH END!
Nixon and Kissinger
Nixon’s stubble and reputation as a scoundrel
1:25:00
Gregory Itzin is Nixon
Was Nixon a good president before he was the worst president ever?
Early Nixon scandals and the Checkers Speech
Jimmy lays into Dan’s poor performance regarding Googling for Cheers-related info
1:30:00
Writers for Cheers
The creators of Dynasty
The return of Dynasty
Matt talks about the Never Not Funny Death Curse, and Detective Van Atter
Michael in senior portrait pose
Michael needs to feed his meter, but Dan volunteers to do it to make up for his poor performance on the show
Once again, car choice seems to be an incredibly private issue
1:35:00
Michael’s wedding day: July 7 so get your gifts ready
Michael Koman is not public figure and no one Likes him
More dressing-down of Dan
Jimmy can’t maintain his Dan-negativity
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
Going out with lip-stubble music
In-Studio Notes by Dan Katz
15 – Jimmy’s known our guest, Mike, since 1997. Mike used to be roommates with Todd Glass and they did a pilot called “Todd’s Coma,” which Jimmy took part in.
20 – There was a gas fight in “Todd’s Coma” that was later used in a movie we will not discuss.
25 – It’s messed up that “Bridesmaids” wasn’t nominated for best picture. John Mellencamp is a hot-head.
30 – The guys talk more about Mellencamp and “Todd’s Coma.”
35 – Mike’s girlfriend plays the receptionist on “The Office.” There are so many liars out there.
40 – If Matt was in the Klan, Jimmy would wanna get in on that. Plug for stormfront.org.
45 – Jimmy’s really into Edmunds.com. Mike talks about his show “Eagleheart.”
50 – The guys talk more about Dear John’s restaurant.
55 – Do you still do Valentine’s Day when you’re in a long term relationship?
BREAK
0 – We open with a musical number. Mike once shared an office with Wayne Brady, both writing for Mad TV.
5 – The guys talk about the X Factor.
10 – The guys talk about Mike’s show “Eagleheart.” Jimmy and the boys discover a new sound using your finger, mustache area, and stubble.
15 – The guys talk about Nixon.
20 – The guys talk about recurring characters from “Cheers.”
25 – I went down to put money in the meter.
I had seen the Todd’s Coma stuff, and that other movie to not be named (it’s sort of like a demon) but I had never heard Jimmy tell how he had to audition for himself and read lines that he had improvised.
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