1008 – Kevin Pereira
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Intro
Jimmy pulled the old switcheroo-hurtful joke on Matt just before the show
Jimmy has only spent 20 minutes with today’s guest
You scratch Jimmy’s back and he won’t scratch yours; it’s the Hollywood way!
Note to fans: don’t shove a needle under Jimmy’s fingernail
Kevin can’t stay quiet when he has A Zooey Daschanel reference
Saturday in the Park as poetry
5:00
You can NOT be Italian, yet sing Italian songs
Oliver is still singing Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
Zooey’s animated gif Golden Globes take to camera
Dan has fashion glasses, Eliot has a fashion thumb
Things We Do for Love – 10cc
Dan has a backup dog, so he doesn’t need Mary Ann
10:00
Eliot may need post-show counseling
Local boy Kevin lives close, yet was still late
Kevin hosts Attack of the Show
More legal paperwork for Never Not Funny than for porn
Jimmy got along great with Kevin when he was on Attack of the Show
Jimmy needs the dust blown off of his Atari
Kevin can not be here with iPad amatuers
Jimmy has to childishly vent about his new least favorite comedian, who will remain unnamed
15:00
Let’s delve into Eliot’s need to always be communicating
Eliot’s Facebook post controversy
Facebook tagging strategy
20:00
Which Smurf are you?
Fantasy sports
The good actor in the Hanes commercials
Magic, Doug Henning, and YouTube bats
What the hell is the name of that bat-related Michael Keaton movie?
Multiplicity: good or bad?
Jimmy and Pete Schwaba have a circadian rhythmic recurring bit about Michael Keaton
25:00
Kevin has a video recommendation that he recommends you Google, but you won’t get any help from me
Streaming video nerd talk
Back to Jimmy’s new least favorite comic
Reminiscing about VCR technology, including head cleaning
More porn site recommonendations and reviews
30:00
We’re past the Primo, so Matt wants Jimmy to name his new least favorite comic
Jimmy didn’t confront for fear of frat-rape
Fubu and Jizz
Whistling during sex: offputting
Andy Griffith theme
Hello! Thank you!
Jimmy loves Burlington Coat Factory
35:00
Dan’s rain pants make Matt uncomfortable, yet he can’t stop looking
No one knows what G4 stands for
Kevins G4 schedule
Jimmy will be part of Leetup
Jimmy will not cheat in Words with Friends
40:00
More intricacies of Words with Friends
Words with Friends with Pat Francis
Troubleshooting Jimmy’s technical issues
Pat Francis is SO GOOD at Words with Friends, but does not cheat
45:00
Scrabble vs. Words with Friends rules
Matt got burned out on Words with Friends
Words, but not friends
Jimmy and Matt may not understand that people have to stop suddenly playing Words with Friends in order to work, sleep, go to a movie, spend time with their familes, fuck, and do other things
Hanging with Friends
The strategic intricacies of tic-tac-toe
Hollywood Squares middle-squares
50:00
John Davidson impression
More about Jimmy’s least favorite comic
More Hollywood Squares talk
The funniest thing Dan ever did
Molest-heavy episodes of sitcoms
55:00
The Schwaba gravyless Thanksgiving, featuring a Gilmartin foot-in-mouth moment
BREAK
Don’t anyone DARE edit out Jimmy’s panicky post-break yelling
Kevin misunderstood how long the show was
1:00:00
The pre-bloodletting great family feeling at G4
“Five to live” is a great saying
Demographics and ratings of G4
Kevin’s resume and work history
Kevin explains exactly how nerdy he was/is (spoiler: 12 year old with a pager!)
1:05:00
Kevin’s pre-podcast podcasts
The weight of G4 is on Kevin’s shoulders
Jimmy didn’t know the Footprints poem was religious
Words with Bros
Jimmy apologizes that he won’t divulge the mystery comic’s identity
3D Titanic is coming, and Jimmy has to see it
The Italian cruise liner captain, as played by Roberto Benini
Rosetta Stone language learning: a bargain!
1:10:00
Eliot is inventing a board game
Matt and Jimmy seem to be subtly hinting that Eliot might be a bit long-winded when he describes things
Pitching Leetup.com, a celebration of all things nerdy
Jimmy will be moderating a panel
Kevin has to leave early to do his G4 show
A RARE SECOND BREAK
1:15:00
Kevin either has to be really early for his show, or not early enough
Snake eyes!
Jimmy needs to revisit and clarify his anonymous-comic-shitting-upon
Hey, it’s like someone put hoisin sauce in your spaghetti and meatballs!
Dan and Eliot are on mic, Eliot much too close
Eliot’s new nickname: The Gamemaker
TWEAKEDAUDIO.COM! Use the code “idiot” for a discount
1:20:00
Matt finally went bluetooth, while Jimmy loves the built-in automobile bluetooth
Stupid Questions of the Week:
Roller Derby names
Matt: “You’re lucky that your hero’s name is easily adaptable to skating!”
1:25:00
Dan’s “Quentin Taren-skate-o” is so bad it’s good
A great bassist in a metal band, or a great drummer in a country band?
Country girls vs. metal girls
Jimmy is soooo fucking interesting
What fictional universe would you most like to live in? NEXT QUESTION!
1:30:00
What European non-English-speaking country would you most like to live in?
In the wee hours of the morning in a diner: breakfast food or dinner food?
Eliot ALREADY knows his answer!
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
10 – Jimmy and guest Kevin Pereira hit it off when Jimmy was a guest on his show “Attack Of The Show.” The guys compare their genitals to Atari games.
15 – Jimmy shits on Eliot’s facebooking.
20 – The guys talk about a youtube bat video and Michael Keaton. Kevin talks about smurf porn.
25 – The guys talk about dated technology, like CD cleaners and VHS rewinders. The guys talk internet porn.
30 – Fubu and the Jizz. Jimmy went on a date with a woman who did way too much “hello” and “thank you.”
35 – Dan shows Jimmy his balls. The guys talk about G4, the channel that Kevin works for. Jimmy is gonna host an event that Kevin asked him to. The guys talk about cheating on words with friends.
40 – The guys school Jimmy about push notifications on the ipad. The guys talk the difference between scrabble and words with friends.
45 – Matt talks about his disenchantment with words with friends. The guys talk tic tac toe and Hollywood Squares.
50 – The guys talk about the molestation episode of Diff’rent Strokes.
55 – Jimmy talks about The Gravy Incident.
BREAK
0 – Kevin’s in a time crunch. The guys talk about Kevin’s history. Kevin had his own internet company at the age of 12.
5 – 10: Kevin has to get out of here. He talks about the event that Jimmy is hosting.
15 – jimmy talks about this guy who ruined his show over the weekend. Eliot and Dan are on mic.
20 – Matt needs new headphones. Stupid questions.
25 – Stupid questions.