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2224 – Calling All the Shots with Jason Benetti

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@JasonBenetti

Jason Benetti

00 – 2224 Never Not Funny!

Get those new mugs at Podswag!

Left handed mugs!

Attacks! Classism!

Pet bat?

05 – B-52s talk.

Jimmy – 88
Matt – 89
Eliot – 91
Garon – 90

Matt wins! 1989!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Shack

Roam Nipsy Russel?

Jimmy talks Nipsy Russell’s pants.

10 – Oliver brings the mail!

Nipsy Russell currency!

70s/80s/Muppet birthday party?!

Key talk!

15 – Mail time!

Talking Glenn Frye and The Heat is On Guitar chords.

Jason Benetti is here! Jimmy tells him about the NNF cards.

20 – Oliver is going to give us a magic trick!

25 – Jason Ubered in from Anaheim and memorized the monopoly board on the way. Jimmy had some bad news for him.
30 – https://www.theatreinchicago.com/theatre/cibc-theatre/54/

Jason talks his Uber.

Cartographers in Cars!

Jason has Rent thoughts. He shares them. Listen to it from the perspective of Benny.

Time for Magic trick!

After the break though.

We’ll be back.

35 – We’re back!

Jason Benetti is here! He’s the play by play for the White Sox! Jimmy talks about him taking over for Hawk Harrelson.

Jason grew up not far from Jimmy, where Paul Gilmartin grew up.

40 – Oliver’s gonna do the trick for us! Jason’s gonna call it for radio.

Mind blowing trick. He pulled a card out of his sock!

45 – Round the horn! After Jimmy and Jason talk White Sox placing.

Jason talks minors, bed bugs, and ptsd from bed bugs.

Round the horn officially!

Lindsay Frost – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0296534/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

55 – Watch me stream! www.twitch.tv/MyNameIsGaron

Jason heading to the stadium right from here.

60 – Jimmy asks about Jason’s history and how he started play by play.

1h5m – The wheeze!

Nothing new at the familiar.

1h10m – Ring talk!

Is it useless?

1h15m – Is deep dish pizza tourist stuff? Jason’s take is that he likes deep dish AND thin crust.

Talking deep dish!

Oliver’s favorite is Little Caesers!

1h20m – Lots of pizza talk!

3:35 for the game last night.

Ohtani talk!

1h25m – Bat Out Of Hell is coming to LA!

https://www.centertheatregroup.org/tickets/ahmanson-theatre/special-engagements/bat-out-of-hell/

Jason loves classic rock.

Break!

1h30m – We’re back! Everything’s all good!

Bozo talk. Changing it up before Santa comes up.

Jimmy asks about Jason’s parents being proud of him.

1h35m – Jason talks about his cerebral palsy cartoons and dealing with people who “disability-splain” things to him.

1h40m – Talking Dodgers.

Talking interleague play.

1h45m – Fantasy baseball talk.

Live trade for Jimmy on air!

1h55 –

GO! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_(game_show)

2h – Jason talks his favorite game shows. Press Your Luck!

Sevens!

Jimmy gives to Jason Benetti: 4 (Broadway)

2h5m – Matt gives to Jason Benetti: 25 (Sports)

Thanks Jason!

Jimmy compliments Jason in making the games watchable when the team is doing so poorly.

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth