NeverNotNotes

22X – Drying Your Eyes with Rachel Kaplan

JOIN THE PLAYERS CLUB

Rachel Kaplan

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@rrkaplan

00 – The players club! Door opened AND closed. You’re in it! No riff raff!

Titanic talk.

Creepy sigh laugh.

Talking owners and bringing their pets.

Jimmy has to pet a cat and then run to the bathroom to wash off before allergies.

Howie Mandel is aging nicely.

05 – Howie Mandel talk.

Porn talk.

10 – Snitches get stitches!

15 – QVC – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QVC

Quality Value Shopping?

Convenience

Odd Couple talk.

20 – Searching for Stage Plays that became TV series. There aren’t many aside from The Odd Couple.

N!

25 – Backstreet Boys talk!

Button talk!

Lanyard should be from medieval times.

30 – “Accents are hard to do unless you can do them.” Sage words from Jimmy Pardo

Eurovision talk – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest

Our guest is here!

Rachel Kaplan worked with Jimmy for 2 weeks at the Tonight Show.

40 – Jimmy and Matt talk Ring.

Rachel works on Bojack Horseman but she’s on hiatus.

Rachel wonders about Nest.

Rachel lives near Jimmy and Eliot now.

Ikea talk. Alen Wrench talk. LA River talk.

45 – Park Overall!

Rachel hired movers.

Rachel talks osteoporosis.

Talking Culver.

50 – We’re back!

I cant find flowers.

Gabe Kaplan is Rachel’s dad.

Jimmy picked a Kaplan album for Comedy on Vinyl.

55 – Rachel sings!

Talking Chris Crocker.

Cash Me Outside Girl – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Bregoli

We hear a little Hi Bich.

60 – Equalizer 2 talk.
Rachel took a year of acting at USC.

Lots of guests from Northwestern.

1h5m – College talk with Rachel.

Conan started June 1 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show#Conan_O’Brien_(2009%E2%80%932010)

Rachel talks about meeting John Travolta at Conan. It was brief and just not a special interaction. “Oh good to see you!” and walks off.

Talking hackers, web cams, etc.

1h15m – Fridge talk.

I’m fired!

1h20m – Golf bet talks!

Golf talk.

Phil Nicholson flop shot
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1h30m – Bumper Pool – https://www.wikihow.com/Play-Bumper-Pool

Zoey went down a waterslide 70 times at a birthday party.

My N is Neicy Nash!

King of Palms! He’s got a little info about everything.

The Commute Has Been Vetted great album.

1h35m – Eliot designed a new flag for Los Angeles.

1h40m – Flag talk – https://universe.byu.edu/2015/01/17/best-and-worst-of-city-flags-across-america/

1h45m – https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bodega

Cats movie! Taylor Swift, James Cordon, and Jennifer Hudson https://variety.com/2018/film/news/jennifer-hudson-taylor-swift-james-corden-cats-movie-andrew-lloyd-webber-1202879375-1202879375/

Talking Carousel and other musicals with Rachel.

1h50m – Tick Tick Boom – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick,_Tick…_Boom!

Pack him up!

Eliot’s N is Neve Campbell.

Talking the Rock and Guns.

Matt’s N is going to be Neve Campbell but almost changes to Nikki Glaser.

Rachel is gonna sing for us!

An original song called Far Behind.

2h – http://www.vibratogrilljazz.com/

Do a cover Rachel!

She’s gonna do Baby Mine.

Jimmy’s in for a Supper Club trip!

Naomi Watts is Rachel’s N actress.

Jimmy’s N is Nancy Travis!

Nashville talk!

Songs Rachel performed
Far Behind
Baby Mine

My pleasure,

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