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2121 – Acting Happy with Todd Glass

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Todd Glass

@ToddGlass
www.toddglass.com

00 – 2121! Welcome in on a gloomy day in Los angeles! No one knows how to drive in the rain!

Bomb Cyclone – https://www.popsci.com/bomb-cyclone

Jimmy talks about how to drive in the rain.

Rear endings.

Jimmy caught the man stinking up the bathroom RED ASSED! It’s the postman! He rings twice. Matt hopes he flushes twice.

Matt is somehow flattered that the postman uses our bathroom?

Back to the dog poop situation.

Trump Tower Fire – https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2018/01/08/authorities-responding-to-fire-on-trump-tower-roof/?utm_term=.c79bfee305ae

Talking Oprah for President!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprah_Winfrey She’s from Mississippi.

05 – More on Oprah and can/should she do it?

What does the other side do if Oprah runs or wins?

Talking phones!

10 – Happy New Year!

Jimmy talks about what happened last week: the unexpected passing of his mother on New Years Eve. Nothing prepares you for this to happen. Jimmy talks in detail about what happened and how the show is about our lives.

15 – Oliver came in and brought his grandma a gift he made her a Minion for Christmas, which she loved, and was super proud and full of joy over.

The Cedar’s café is fantastic apparently.

Jimmy tells about how she took a turn for the worse after feeling better. He talks about how he got news about her essentially on life support and basically like a movie collapsed to the ground.

Jimmy talks about being grateful that she had the last 6 years here with Oliver and how they called each other their “best buddy” and how it was heartbreaking having to tell him the news.

20 – He finally made the announcement on facebook the other day. Jimmy tells Matt that he’s been a great friend and he couldn’t ask for more. Paul Gilmartin, Mike Schmidt, and Jimmy’s cousin and father have been great, as well as Danielle who jimmy calls the greatest human he’s ever known.

Public Service Announcements: Stop smoking. Get your flu shot, especially elderly folks.

25 – Jimmy thanks the listener for patience and well wishes. Matt talks about how supportive and understanding the responses have all been.

Already being in the room has been a help for Jimmy.

Jimmy talks about how great Oliver and Danielle have been.

30 – Celeb sightings! Jimmy and Matt both have one. Jimmy’s happened with his mom!

¾ ass showing on this celebrity.

We’re at a loss as to who this guy is.

Ty Pennington! Eliot got it.

I go find our guest.

40 – Matt’s celeb sighting! It was in Burbank.

Don’t go to the big chair Todd!

Todd is not wearing a jacket. It’s a thick shirt.

Jimmy and Matt take it back. It is indeed a shirt.

Talking late night politics.

Why does Todd have to take down Jay?!

Jimmy confirms that Charles Nelson Riley was indeed funny.

45 – Jimmy tells Todd about Charles Nelson Riley coming on Johnny’s show when Dean Martin was drunk.

Todd does his Rodney Dangerfield doing Mitch Hedberg jokes.

Jimmy talks about how Todd is the best man for the job coming in today because he can be a clown and he can be human.

We’ll be back!

50 – We’re back! 2121! Todd Glass is here. Act Happy is his Netflix special. Matt’s going? Or is he?

That’s my cat, not Jimmy’s mom’s but I’ll use any excuse to post a picture of him. -Darryl

January 23 it debuts!

I volunteered to take in Jimmy’s mom’s cat Lucy.

55 – Talking Downsizing and Coco.

60 – Todd hasn’t seen a lot of movies lately.

Back to Downsizing. Eliot liked it Jimmy thinks it’s the worse thing in the world.

Todd talks about horror movies spooking him out and how you can lock your doors against a murderer but not against a ghost because they walk through walls.

Todd talks about the sea. He’s afraid of it.

1h5m – Drone footage Matt was talking about:

Talking backward caps.

1h10m – Todd wants to ask Jimmy about his mom and talks about what is going on with his own mother. Todd wants to know if it’s something you can prepare for or expect and Jimmy says no.

1h15m – Todd does his “I’m fifty” bit.

Todd talks about his dad and when he died (or did he?!).

Todd talks more about his mom.

1h20m –Todd talks about having to put his dog to sleep and how emotional it made him.

Is Todd’s tattoo spreading?! His niece has a No Regrets Tattoo that she is getting removed.

We’ll be back!

1h25m – We’re back!

Jimmy talks about going to the same gym as Todd. He tells him about the woman who ran weird on the treadmill.

Todd talks about telling people to change the weight or speed on the subway.

1h30m – Todd talks about being afraid of the dentist.

Suicide rates of dentists – http://www.businessinsider.com/most-suicidal-occupations-2011-10/#dentists-are-167-times-more-likely-to-commit-suicide-17

Talking dentists!

Jimmy talks about having a dentist who showed off his logo.

1h35m – Talking The Crown and Mind Hunter on Netflix.

Todd talks about TV auditions. He only goes on hosting auditions now.

He talks about how hot it was on the shoot he did recently.

1h40m – Todd talks about the time he thought he was gonna be a cop and he went on a lot of ride alongs.

Todd talks about being in a chase when he was on a ride-along.

Matt’s Celeb sighting!

1h45m – Matt talks about going ice skating in Burbank.

Jimmy doesn’t enjoy ice skating.

It’s Jeri Ryan! From Star Trek Voyager!

Todd talks about his upcoming clubs that he loves. Helium in Philly and Comedy Attic in Bloomington.

Vanilla Ice cream on Cinnamon toast!

We’re done!

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth