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21W – Jumping Out of Your Skin with Scott Aukerman

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Scott “Scotty Auks” Aukerman

@scottaukerman

00 – Hello! Indeed welcome in! Clock troubles! 21W! Starting a little late. We’ll find out why later but first we learn about Matt’s new (8month old) sweater.

Talking Eliot’s days of Halloween.

We’re a successful cult like show! A nice size rabid audience as Jimmy describes to PR folks.

Quality is job one – Matt. Jimmy shuts him down.

Eliot talks about what happened and the nightmare of their normal on ramp.

Jimmy and Eliot ended up next up to each other and gave each other a nod through the dust of Eliot’s car window.

05 – More about Eliot’s troubles this morning.

Jimmy brought his semi-accident joke on to the air.

Eliot describes what happened.

He dropped the bead off apparently and it led to a flat tire.

Eliot’s recovered from his Frozen Shoulder apparently.

Progeria. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria

Drop the bead!

15 – Eliot finally finishes his story. There was a CHIPS appearance.

I ask a serious question about AAA: do they help drop the bead?

20 – Jimmy won the race!

Talking Speed Racer!

Matt has a story about seeing The Greatest Showman. This story leads up to the first 5 seconds of the film.

Matt describes Eliot’s car as two tons of dirty steel.

Bowler hat villains: Mr. Mixiptick and Riddler.

25 – Matt tells his story about going to the movie. Movie pass talk!

He ended up going to a SING ALONG Screening!?

People started singing but the movie was so loud he ended up not hearing them for the most part. Zendaya and the bearded lady showed up at one of the showings at the same theater.

30 – Jimmy and family decided against attending the film with Matt.

It’s too soon for a Greatest Showman sing along.

The Frozen sing along was the first movie Charlie had seen in the theater.

Bizarre!

35 – Talking urinal partitions and too low waterless urinals.

Urinal fly – https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/10/09/whats-a-urinal-fly-and-what-does-it-have-to-with-winning-a-nobel-prize/?utm_term=.89611c1a254b

The Compressor!

New podcast: Uri-Nation.

40 – Flowers from Earwolf and a basket from Smile Train for Jimmy and family. Tony Thaxton sent a nice plant over as well. Jimmy is very grateful!

When could Oliver take over Jimmy’s twitter?

Jimmy talks about Conan’s twitter presence.

Scott Aukerman is here! Looks great, cup of coffee. He has his sunglasses!

Can you spot the picture where Scott did not have his own sunglasses?!

45 – Johnny Collage! Nothing but medleys!

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Scott Aukerman is here! From the mega Comedy Bang Bang universe!

Scott on a FIRST players club appearance! It does count!

DJT, DJ Trump, DJ Tanner, Scott’s former roommate Tanner and his many jobs as an animals and his courses on falling from trees.

50 – Matt talks about Eliot surprising him at his car. He wants revenge.

Scott talks about how he honked his horn as he drove past Chris Hardwick and scared him. He saw the mask of civility fall from Chris’s face.

Jimmy had the same thing happen when he honked at Paul F.

Scott talks about a 4 in the morning time he screeched up to Jimmy and yelled “Hey Get in!”

What your Ps and Qs Eliot (and also Zoe).

55 – Scott is not a fan of getting scared at the house. It’s a safe place.

Jimmy scared the hell out of Danielle also.

Startlecast!

Ben Schwartz was courtside with Billy Crystal recently. Apparently they did a movie together.

Talking Lou Abbot.

Matt’s Harlem Globetrotters musical?

60 – It’s a rock opera!

Scott has bad news for Matt. His original song has been used, it’s the Jurassic park theme song.

Matt talks about his recorder history.

Round the horn!

Betting on the globetrotters origin!

Jimmy: 1957
Matt: 1955
Scott: 1958
Eliot: 1963
Garon: 1969

1926! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_Globetrotters

1h5m – Scott’s gonna go see them when they come back.

Jimmy talks about when Oliver was picked to participate in the game.

Does Oliver expect to be pulled out of the crowd at every event now?!

1h10m – George Gray is the current announcer of Price is Right.

Anne Robinson is the host of the weakest link – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Robinson

Steve Winwood is my W!

Talking steve winwood.

1h15m – Jimmy has really come around on Phil Collins.

Huey Lewis and the news talk – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huey_Lewis_and_the_News#Discography

Fun was spoiled. Matt enjoyed Eliot’s fake news joke that none of us heard.

1h20m – Can Matt breakdance? At Pardcastathon!

Laura Branigan died in 2004.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Branigan

Scott has Richard Blade’s email.

1h25m – Talking Palins.

Eliot! The Arbiter! His W Jack Wagner! Good guess.

Scott asks if he would switch places with Jack Wagner for a year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Wagner_(actor)

Jimmy’d do a week.

Who wouldn’t you switch with? Trump?

1h30m – Trump talk. Scott thinks something is up in terms of the Trump medical situation.

Matt’s W is Denise Williams.

Scott’s W is Barry White!

Fans?

Paul Williams! No winner.

Jody Watley – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jody_Watley

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth