#1325 – Jimmy’s “Partner” Scott Aukerman

Scott Aukerman, incognito

Scott Aukerman, incognito

In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF 1325 – Scott Aukerman

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome! Jimmy Pardoooo is here. Happy new year! Starting 2014 as unprofessionally as possible. Shut it down Matt! Daddy’s opening the program.
Jingle bells, baby! – Kojak.
Here buy some Kojak DVDs http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=kojak&sprefix=kojak%2Caps&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Akojak
Here is the Starbeat song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_o6K_OKlW0
Let’s start the new year this way with Jimmy yelling at Eliot.
Jimmy wants to see the plans for the 405 changes. See them here http://www.metro.net/projects/I-405/

05 – Jimmy calls Eliot Johnny Drop a brick. Matt digs the guitar riffs in the Starbeats commercial. Jimmy still can’t get his tea drinking right. He practiced over the near year.
Jimmy had his colonoscopy guys! IV Propfol! Pain don’t hurt – “Swayz”
Road house guys: http://www.amazon.com/Road-House-Blu-ray-Patrick-Swayze/dp/B004GGQMWY/ref=sr_1_1_bnp_1_blu?ie=UTF8&qid=1388780099&sr=8-1&keywords=roadhouse

10 – The pain from the Propofol was excruciating. He was telling them to stop it one moment and was out the next. He felt like he slept for hours when it was only 22 minutes. He gets why Michael was addicted to it. Tweet Tweet baby he’s a doc in a cage! (re: Dr. Conrad Murray.) Use your penis when checking Jimmy’s penis. Jimmy had a clean bill of health! No diverticulitis (if he ever had it!). Doc thinks he has a tear in the abdominal muscle. Jimmy recommends going to the doctor if you don’t feel good.

15 – Jimmy and Matt took the kids mini-golfing on New Years Day. Matt did not want Jimmy to see how dirty his car was so he didn’t park near them. Jimmy said he doesn’t care, live your life.
Scott’s our guest! He’s running a tad late.
BIG NEWS guys!
Here is the NNF Wikipedia page btw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_Not_Funny
Starting with 1401 NNF is going free. We’re partnering up with Earwolf. Full episodes will be free via Earwolf.

20 – We want to grow our audience and as successful as the show has been this is a way to do this. Jimmy thinks we’re the best. “Love the show, hate the host” – iTunes review. Once the paywall went up, the show stopped growing an audience. We have our awesome loyal fans who stick with us.
The timing is right for us to be a part of Earwolf and Earwolf is the right place.
That said, we’re also launching Player’s Club. $30 per season gets you an extra episode on Mondays. Audio is at Earwolf. Player’s Club gets you audio/video for both episodes every week. $30 for a season, $50 per year. This includes bonus episodes, live shows, etc.
Polls show this will work so goddamnit don’t fuck it up! This is a huge risk and a roll of the dice for us. We want to expand our audience and be a part of this awesome podcast world. NNF started the west coast comedy podcast boom.
$50 for a full year. $30 per season.
There is also the $99 option which gets you a full year plus an exclusive limited edition T-shirt. It’s a Player’s Club T-shirt baby! So figure that out.
Audio/Video for both weekly episodes with the subscriptions.
You also get a membership card for joining!

30 – Tell everyone you know that Never Not Funny is going free! Tweet! Facebook! Tell everyone.
No outs guys! Pay the piper! Get your finances in order!
The floor is open to questions!
Eliot asks if anything is changing in terms of getting episodes. Nothing is changing. Subscribe to the free feed. We’ll also have a presence on Earwolf.
January 30 we’re live on Earwolf!
We’ll be back!
Andres Du Bouchet tweets: https://twitter.com/dubouchet

35 – I got a wii u!
north star!
Scott is making Jimmy regret the earwolf partnership.
Eliot hates holidays apparently.

40 – Jimmy STILL has not received his chair from Eliot. Jimmy slept like the king of pop on propofol. That’s why he wears the glove – the sting! No soreness after the colonoscopy. Love killed Bobby P. He was addicted to it. Scott thinks he should have seen a doctor doctor.

45 – Robert Palmer http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1479333/robert-palmer-dead-at-54.jhtml. Dead at 54 of a heart attack on 9/26/2003 in Paris.
Matt and Jimmy and the families enjoyed Barone’s after mini-golf. Great pizza. Salad a little bland according to Jimmy. http://www.baronesfamousitalian.com/
Scott Aukerman is here!
Jimmy slotted to come back as Spin To Win guy in season 3 of Comedy Bang Bang!

50 – Jimmy reiterates his excitement to be a part of Earwolf! Scott likes Jimmy and thinks he is a pretty good guy. Scott says the company is thrilled and excited and calls Jimmy King of Podcasting. Jimmy thinks Shia Labeauf is looking like the evil he is.
Scott and Kulap went to mexico for New Years.
Scott saw Dax Shephard at a Sharkeys. They had lunch together. He invited Scott to join him.

55 – Here is the listing for the Bill Dwyer show Scott and Jimmy did. The other team member was Greg Behrendt. http://www.laughstub.com/event.cfm?id=189628&showTimingID=189628&buy
Whatever Jimmy wants goes on Never Not Funny The Jimmy Pardo Podcast.

60 – Scott texts Jimmy that he thinks he’s very funny. Scott said he has not felt unsafe in any of his mexico trips.
We’re letting the prayer go this week guys.
Jimmy’s Dad’s coworker advices no americans go to mexico.
Mother arrested in Mexico. http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/28/justice/mexico-american-arrest/
Jimmy had to follow through with a punch to the face for a comedian doing a parody of Word Up with Turd Up.

65 – Scott makes fun of Jimmy’s height again. Jimmy shuts it down. Scott tells a story about a comic who had a Gumby with a dick that shoots semen.
Scott met Jim Carrey recently! He called scott over and wanted to meet him. He’s a big fan of the TV show! “Oh look it’s the host of Comedy bang bang I wish I could talk with him.” – Jim

70 – When Danielle and Jimmy met he only one Must Watch show: NYPD Blue. Nowadays, there are tons. Scott blames TiVo/DVRs.
Jimmy gave up on a show, wont say which one.
They did finish Orange is the New Black and Matt was right. The last 3 episodes are phenomenal.
Scott watched August: Osage County and Dallas Buyers Club in Mexico. Both really good.

75 – Scott says Matthew Mcconaughey did more than just lose weight for the role.
Dallas Buyers Club soundtrack: http://www.amazon.com/Dallas-Buyers-Inspired-Motion-Picture/dp/B00G071TNO
I enjoy 30 Seconds To Mars. Jimmy is ashamed.

80 – Scott is mad at the guy who laughs and says wipeout on the song. “Not on my beach!” The spoken voice at the beginning of the song is the voice of the band’s manager of the time, Dale Smallin. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wipe_Out_(instrumental)
Jimmy doing a 2nd half marathon this weekend! He finished the first in 2hr 12m. He thinks this one will be 2 ½ due to health issues and not doing much running lately.
Floor is open for questions!
Scott asks when you have to “power through.” Jimmy said he hasn’t hit a wall yet but he hurt his ankle on the first one. Tomorrows is a run from LA Live to Dodger Stadium so pretty big hill to look forward to. Jimmy warns that the hills are alive with the sound of music.

85 – Danielle did the zombie run and loved it. Matt is joining Jimmy and Pat at warrior dash this april.
Scott wonders about Arsenio’s show. No one is talking about it. Here is some ratings info http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/11/11/sources-say-arsenio-hall-show-in-ratings-spiral-execs-think-its-right-on-track/
Jimmy can’t drink his tea again!

90 – Scott suggests going Oasis style with the mic higher up. Jimmy doesn’t want to see “teet mic” We’re breaking down Jimmy’s feelings on dogs.
Scott’s favorite Jermaine is Jackson. Not Stewart.
Jimmy put on some weight over the holidays. Cookies, creams, cakes. Scott does his faux talk show host character.
Jimmy confirms he is on set for his upcoming appearance on Comedy Bang Bang. It’s the only show he’s enjoyed working on and felt comfortable on (besides Conan).

95 – Relaxed people on a set are able to be funny! Marc Evan Jackson: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Evan_Jackson

100 – eenee weenie yellow polka dot bikini ruined society.
Chinese, Japanese, by default dirty knees then…
Marc Evan Jackson cast on Brooklyn Nine Nine as Andre Braughers husband.
We’re back in time to wrap up!
Scott’s on a podcast marathon today. Two other shows coming up.

105 – The guys try to guess the names of Milli Vanilly. Rob & Fab.
Black Sabbath not getting good vocal reviews from England. 10 on music 1 on vocals.
Matt wants people to sing live in a parade instead of lip synching.
Tessanne Chin won the voice and performed at the Rose Parade. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20771039,00.html
Gene Simmons open to performing with Kiss again for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/gene-simmons-open-to-rock-hall-of-fame-kiss-reunion-with-ace-and-peter-20131217

110 -Matt thinks the lyrics to piano man are cocky. Jimmy fascinated that he doesn’t like billy joel but has seen him in concert like 5 times.
Matt’s favorite band is…Beastie Boys. Matt saw them 4 times. Jimmy saw them open for Madonna in 85. Congrats to dawn! http://www.setlist.fm/setlist/madonna/1985/uic-pavilion-chicago-il-bd7c96e.html set list for that show. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Virgin_Tour

115 – “Hang up on that asshole!” – Dawn’s mom. Jimmy goes through Dawn’s dating/marriage history. Her ex reid had cones and an orange vest to help out with traffic issues. The guys go into a riff on orange vests.

120 – Tom Cruise married Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, and Katie Holmes. Here is an article on scientology screening people for Tom. http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/09/scientology-girlfriend-tom-cruise-yolanda-pecoraro/
We’re done! Jimmy’s gonna give our thanks to the smile train donators! Scott had a great time.
Jimmy thinks Rob Ashe and his wife are great people!
“Hey how did the smiley face thing go?” – Jimmy’s dad who donated under the name of his dog, Fluffy Pardo.
Les Meows – Cat Les Mis. Jimmy closes the show on it.
See you next time!
Don’t forget about the players club!!

My Pleasure,
– Garon/The Thief/Cuban Defector/Scout/The Beast