NNF 1321 – Seth Morris
00 – Hello and indeed welcome! 1321! Seth Morris is joining us today. Jimmy is distracted from my haircut by Eliot talking. Apparently, my hair cut looks like Paul Dano is Prisoners. Please tell me this is inaccurate.
Matt had to leave Raiders of the Lost Ark because he got scared. Zoe is afraid to see Frozen. I made a sort of Paul Walker joke on FB pissed a friend off and he cut loose. Too strong?
05 – Jimmy torn. Thought my joke was out of character? Still not a fan of my haircut though! It’ll grow on him.
10 – Jimmy discusses the airplane incident with the notes. Diane in 7A. http://nypost.com/2013/11/29/twitter-treated-to-crazy-note-passing-war-on-thanksgiving-flight/
Next week, hair better? Jimmy wants me to get out of the valley for haircuts. Don’t talk to us when you are cutting our hair! Soothing Scissor noise needn’t be interrupted by chitchat.
15 – Floyd’s gives electro massages? Pardcastathon was amazing! Tally as of now: $140,935.70! Thank you listeners! Tech problems happened around hour 9 (See it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otufw4R2iy8). Jimmy is hands on with the breakdown! I have a Cyber Monday haircut to get to. Jimmy’s not happy about the reactions to the streaming issues. Seriously not happy about it. He gets that it is frustrating but the reactions were too much.
20 – Find the positive! No need for negativity when we’re doing 13 hours for charity. Jimmy is ashamed at some of you. Settle down! We have the greatest fans in the world but some acted out of line. Eliot is the hero for getting that lost hour up online!
25 – Jimmy had to drag his trash out when he got home at 3am in a cold rainy night. Jimmy’s got can issues! The new washer and dryer showed up at 6:58 am. Turns out they’re too big. It’s all on Jimmy this time. The hope is that the entire pardcastathon audio and video will be available on FRIDAY 12/6.
30 – 140,935 = 563 surgeries guys! Watching Matt do math is worse than watching someone pick a lottery ticket. Quick break! Jimmy’s gonna hit the can and rub one out.
Seriously, thanks everyone for your donations!
Sorry about the haircut guys!
Shout-outs coming in the next couple weeks.
No press no point.
Great job Eliot! The creator of Pressure Point was thrilled with the plug!
35 – Our guest was a part of the reboot of Jimmy Pardo’s dance party and he looks fantastic! Seth Morris is here! He just got back from a roadtrip to the bay area (Sonoma County). Falcon Crest country. Seth’s first celeb sighting was Lorenzo Llamas making out with his younger girlfriend on the fountain at the Grove.
Movie with Rex Smith is Sooner or Later http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079935/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_33
Seth’s first wet dream Morgan Fairchild. In a playboy.
40 – Oliver is gonna hate Jimmy for this one. They went to see Frozen and in the lobby had life size lego figures from the Lego Movie. Oliver went nuts over the batman! High fives, hugs, super excited and joyful!
Montessori – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montessori_education
45 – Seth was a cast member on Go On. RIP Go On. Still bummed it was canceled. Guys like Michael J Fox show also. Some days on Go On were 15 hour days of doing nothing but Seth still loved it. The good outweighed the bad. He thinks it was ratings and money that caused it to be canceled. Seth thinks that NBC is eventually gonna be all contests and reality.
Jimmy thinks Seth has the body of a vegan.
50 – Seth thinks Jimmy should do an Ultra Marathon. Jimmy says he isn’t even interested in a Marathon. He has a half marathon coming up soon.
Every day this woman puts a ball of yarn in her vagina and knits – headline. Jimmy uses the word Scooch. Seth mentions Jimmy’s use of the word Crank and wonders if he was raised by gangsters. Jimmy mentions there is a gangster element in his past family dealings and Frankie Moon. Jimmy tells about the Christmas trips to see santa and getting expensive gifts, possibly mob related.
55 – Jimmy’s mob family connections are bananas.
Here is the woman who knits from her vagina – http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/casey-jenkins-vagina-knitting-woman-2864626.
Seth knew a woman who painted with her menstrual blood. There are 2.56 million results for “menstrual blood art.”
Seth asks Jimmy if he likes “hard” music. Jimmy mentions Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath. Seth saw Dokken, Dio, Judas Priest, Night Ranger. Seth doesn’t like those high operatic voices like Queensryche.
60 – Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden is a commercial pilot who flies the band around the world. Seth also saw Van Halen on the 1984 tour and their latest tour. Seth disagrees that david lee roth stinks. He likes him as a showman.
Here is David Lee Roth and his dogs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMo6Qz2dUXg
Jimmy prefers Hagar to Roth. Seth disagrees. Here are a lot of isolated vocal tracks from david lee roth https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=david+lee+roth+isolated+vocals&sm=3
65 – Seth understands Jimmy’s love of Styx since he likes musicals.
70 – The Beatles: Pound for pound the most pussy-whipped band. Here is Stevie Wonder announcing John Lennon’s death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx3fq7N6P10
Here is Howard Cossell’s announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n73GFvAyIjs
75 – seth wonders how hard it would be too get famous guys off in the 70s like Jack Nicholson and Jon Voigt. Seth tells the story about the worst jack Nicholson impersonator ever that gave a speech at a wedding. Seth tells a story about a guy who accidentally had breakfast with Jack Nicholson.
Jimmy’s getting tested for food allergies.
80 – Seth diffused the bomb of Jimmy getting mad over Eliot talking.
Jimmy is allergic to Zinc. Jimmy wonders why they had a comedian open for Souxie and the Banshees (seth experienced this). Seth saw The Cure and said they were terrible and played for like an hour. Jimmy and Seth discuss New Wave bands they saw in concert.
85 – Jimmy has no New Order on his phone but all 11 songs from Night Flight Orchestra https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Night-Flight-Orchestra/210664785613576. Matt not a fan of the vocals (me neither). Jimmy not sure why he bought this album.
90 – Jimmy and Danielle returned to a chain restaurant that they swore they’d never return to. Hooters! They thought they’d eat and watch the parade. Turned out they got there too early and couldn’t enjoy the parade so they ate there for no reason.
Kids eat free at hooters on Sundays.
Here we go Jimmy’s gonna clean house!
The program Seth is referring to is called TOR.
Seth on bitcoins: Some nerds are doing some nonsense.
100 – Here is quibids. Don’t do it. https://www.quibids.com/en/landing/?mb=ogg
Seth loves Pringles! Can’t not eat a full tube. Same with Jimmy. Jimmy took Oliver to a trampoline place and tried to bounce off the wall like Oliver was doing. He failed but eventually learned. This place has tons of fun stuff with trampolines. Dodge ball, basketball, etc.
105 – Jimmy had a friend down in texas who HAD IT. His name was david. Tons of charisma, great underappreciated guitarist. He could light up a room according to Matt. Jimmy calls all cult leaders junk. Marshall Applewhite is the leader of Heaven’s Gate.
The Source family – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Source_Family
Jimmy had a friend who got into a cult and sent him a weird letter. Eventually he got out, Jimmy’s not sure how.
North Korea is basically a cult according to Seth. Jimmy says there were some anti Obama guys at the parade and crazy religious nuts.
110 – casts of soaps, Disney shows, buzz aldrin, all appeared at the parade. Soaps still on the air are Days of our Lives, Bold and the Beautiful, Young and the Restless, and General Hospital.
Here is Michael Bolton’s metal band Blackjack! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCGMdf3qNIE
Billy Joel’s metal band was called Attila. Here they are! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M-_FFNYeR4
Jimmy drops a little Michael Bolton on us, sounded more like Michael MacDonald/crotchety old man.
Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo also at the parade.
Seth tells about a Fishbone band member who quit the band and became a born again Christian who moved to Navato. The band came and kidnapped him because they thought he was in a cult.
120 –Jimmy and Seth were on Comedy Bang Bang together a couple weeks ago and had great fun. A guitarist was on and had no idea what he was in for. Matt asks Seth to do some Bob Duccaa for us. He lists off some California towns. Here is his podcast: http://www.earwolf.com/show/affirmation-nation/
Jimmy gives a little regan/jack on the way out. 89 batmobile in the parade, also the general lee, bond cars, the Starsky/Hutch car. Austin powers, all three Back to the Future cars, the mystery machine. Jimmy’s rant at the beginning of the show for a SELECT FEW, not everyone.
Thanks to everyone involved and all the donations!
See ya next time!
– Garon/The Thief/Cuban Defector/Scout/The Beast