607 – Jesse Thorn
Released 12/2/2009
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Intro: Subbing way: a substitute way to travel!
3:15 Jimmy confuses his left and his right
4:00 2-layered Matt
4:30 Don’t Haight the ‘Bury
5:30 Jesse as Herb Tarlek
6:45 Jesse is back due to positive feedback, despite Jimmy’s objections
7:30 Jesse loves San Francisco
8:30 Rappers like Jesse just call it The ‘Sco
9:30 Eye-twitching, mucous, and scurvy
13:00 Pardcast-a-thon and Smile Train update
13:30 Jesse totally misunderstands Smile Train
14:00 Jimmy’s Facebook
15:30 Hans and Franz
16:30 Top donors: Kane Prestwood (spelling?) and Dan Christensen
17:30 The pride of Jimmy’s dad
19:30 “Get a grip!” on Santa Cruz public access television
21:00 Andrew Koenig’s hair
21:15 Sing along with Jimmy: Hair
22:00 There’s the 20 minute mark!
22:30 Carlos Santana sightings
24:15 Breaking news about Tiger Woods
25:00 Matt finishes a sentence with a noise
25:30 Tiger’s 911 call
27:30 Shhhhhhhh! There’s golf on TV!
29:00 “I just pulled a muscle in my neck.”
29:30 Signs of insanity
30:00 Web anonymity = “boobs!”
32:00 Guy vs. Mammoth
33:00 Matt is more tired than during the Pardcast-a-thon
34:00 Jimmy’s post-marathon marathon
35:00 The 70s on VH1
36:30 Jimmy and Jesse’s overlapping musical tastes
37:00 A Johnny Cash situation
37:30 What’s in a greenie?
38:45 Matt’s jealousy over Jimmy’s dad
39:45 Iron John
40:30 Jimmy’s imaginary drum set
41:00 More overlapping music
42:00 Sing along with Jimmy: Cherish and Jungle Boogie
43:00 Manhattan Transfer
43:30 Matt as Steven Wright
44:15 Gene Simmons’ checkered past on public radio
48:00 Limeys
49:00 Emily Post
49:45 Matt’s sister’s anachronistic birthday gift
51:30 Dean & Deluca
53:00 Matt as Roger Rabbit
54:00 Jesse is outta here!
54:30 Soggy donut break
54:45 Jimmy and Jesse as Dean and Deluca, the two galoots
55:30 Put This On
57:30 Sing along with Jimmy: Forever in Blue Jeans
58:00 Sing Along with Jimmy: Rock On
58:30 Some kinda weird-ass pocket-related finger jamming happened during the break
1:00:00 MaxFunCon is like a bath in love
1:02:30 Jesse apologizes for Jordan dropping trou
1:04:45 Jesse’s secret life exposed!
1:05:30 Inappropriate talk about “the old lady”
1:08:45 “Feathering your bangs”
1:09:30 Upselling at the record store
1:10:30 BB gun, lethal weapon?
1:11:00 Sing Along with Jimmy: Will the Circle Be Unbroken
1:11:30 Sing Along with Jimmy: I Don’t Know Why You Don’t Want Me
1:12:20 Sing Along with Jimmy: Controversy
1:13:00 What Jesse did on the break
1:13:10 Sing Along with Jimmy: I Wanna Be Your Lover
1:13:45 Sing Along with Jimmy: While My Guitar Gently Weeps
1:14:30 Sing Along with Jimmy: Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money)
1:15:30 To the person who sent the scatological Stupid Question of the Week: What show do you think you’re writing to?
1:16:00 Dean & Deluca & Jackie
1:17:30 Stupid Question of the Week: J.P. Spaulding: What suit do you want to be buried in?
1:20:45 Sing Along with Jimmy (and Matt): Grease Lightning
1:22:30 Use your will to call some shots
1:25:00 “We might get sued for how much music we do”
1:25:30 Take-out tipping
1:29:30 Jimmy has been chosen by God
1:32:00 Hotel tipping awkwardness
1:34:00 “This has turned ugly”
1:35:00 “This has been a real fuck-fest”
Onnnn the podcast!
I also approve of this breakdown because I am mentioned in it, that is all.