1006 – Dana Gould
Camera-centric Jimmy likes his zeroes
Let’s make everyone uncomfortable right away
Jimmy was tardy, but who cares, Eliot was still setting up
A gripping traffic off-ramp story
Traffic on the 8s, weather on the 2s
Revisiting the upside-down plane stamp
Has Jimmy seen Brewster’s Millions with Richard Pryor?
Richard Pryor movies
INDHD.com needs plugs for another year
Awful Pants Danny Katz is here
Dan crashed at a rehab over the weekend
Jimmy: “Children are like roaches”
The Administrator Matt Belknap is here
Racist comment here, not writing a note about it
Dana Gould is so good, he made Jimmy feel like he should give up
Jimmy is passive-aggressive with Words with Friends
Jimmy wants to sell a Paul Anka related tee shirt
Jimmy once again says the first 10 should be done without the guest in the room
Finally introduced, Dana Gould is out of breath with anticipation
The Buddy Rich tape, plus a bonus joke
Frank Sinatra overshadowed Buddy Rich
Who will be the last Beatle standing?
The Dana Gould Hour podcast, coming 2/3/12
Dana looks forward to re-entering the public eye
Rick Morita vs. Pat Morita the wisdom tooth
Stir Crazy and Silver Streak
Dana loves Eddie Murphy in The Klumps
Dana’s Chinese-born daughter
Vague Buddy Rich threats
The guys get shirts!
Lenny Bruce’s Orval Faubus reference
Dana knows all the comics on the signs in the Vegas baggage claim
Kinda sounds like Dana would not play Vegas, but I’m not sure
The niceness of George Carlin
Jimmy’s good Las Vegas standup experiences
Dana’s underwear-as-outerwear stunt in Vegas
Working with Daniel Rosen
Dana on a Bob Hope Special
Crystal Bernard’s standup ambitions
Bob Hope should have stopped before the K-Mart ads
Recording a promo with Bob Hope
Inside Bob Hope’s house
Patton, pissing in the Rhine
Planet of the Apes talk
Dana will not exaggerate about his hatred for the Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake
Seeing the Apes movies at the drive-in
Dana may only exist due to the Kenndy assassination
Modern vs. classic porn
Jimmy shills for his favorite porn site
iPad: horrible for porn
Glenn Close shower trauma
Jimmy’s Criminal Minds mini-marathon
Jimmy has never watched the Simpsons
The Simpsons home-security episode
Gammel and Pross
Dana’s cowardly slinking away from the Simpsons
Maybe a public podcast is not the place to announce you don’t have a security system
How to prepare for The Event (Hint: canned peaches)
Maybe a public podcast is not the place to announce you don’t have a gun
Dana gets held up at gunpoint
Maybe a hold-up is not the place to reveal your name if you’re a gang member
Dana keeps his temple clean
Pleasure equals weakness
Living in LA
How was CHiPs filmed on the freeways of LA?
Hardest job in showbiz: second unit director for The Munsters
How you know Tim Burton is a genius: Ed Wood vs. Planet of the Apes remake
The Star Trek remake
Mark Wahlberg’s role choices
Entourage: not ironic enough
Dana’s wife got an adult KISS onesie from Gene Simmons
Back to Planet of the Apes
How “clean-temple” Dana almost got busted for marijuana posession
Could you handle a night in jail?
How Dana bought Roddy McDowell’s house
New porn music: Hot Buttered Popcorn
Six Flags music
Roddy McDowell’s mix ‘n’ match house parties
Roddy’s bathroom in the Hollywood History Museum
Night Gallery and its ilk
Dragnet with Jack Webb
Re-using actors for different roles in the same series
Mike Tyson and face-tattooing
Jimmy and Matt’s tats
On aging, sagging skin, and tattoos: “You’re going to be pooping out of the middle of that tramp stamp before you die!”
Jimmy’s tattoos: mistakes
Why not be prepared for an emergency?
The Emergency Cafe’s emergency garbage can o’ stuff
Eliot’s Calvin Klein tee shirt is good looking
The tube sock: “Fuck you, heel!”
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
In-studio notes by Dan Katz
0 – Jimmy was late. Today’s guest makes Jimmy uncomfortable. The guys talk Richard Pryor. Eliot is briefly fired.
5 – Dan slept at a rehab this weekend. Jimmy saw guest Dana Gould do the best stand-up set he’s ever seen.
10 – Jimmy has an idea from a tee shirt. Jimmy has an idea for a format change.
15 – The guys talk about Buddy Rich. Dana talks about what he’s been up to the last couple of years. The guys talk about Richard Pryor’s filmography.
20 – Dana and Jimmy talk about the Smile Train organization.
25 – Dana just got back from Vegas. He knows all the comedians currently working there. Dana would never work in Vegas.
30 – Dana tells a great George Carlin story. Jimmy’s had some enjoyable times doing stand-up in Vegas, but probably wouldn’t do it now. Dana Gould got yelled at by Bobby Bacala in Vegas back in the day.
35 – Dana talks about doing a Bob Hope special.
40 – The guys talk about Dana’s current comedic work.
45 – The guys talk about Planet of the Apes and the assassination of Lee Harvey Oswald. The guys talk about pornography.
50 – Dana Gould talks about his favorite joke ever from The Simpsons.
55 – The guys talk about home security.
60 – Dana talks about getting mugged by Hugo.
0 – Gould has never smoked weed before. But he’s killed a number of people.
5 – The guys talk about Tim Burton’s brilliance. The guys talk about Entourage. The guys talk about Gene Simmons.
10 – Dana talks about how he almost got arrested for drug possession.
15 – Dana bought Roddy McDowell’s house. Dana talks about McDowell’s private parties.
20 – The guys talk about tattoos.
25 – Dana talks about all the emergency things he has at his house.