603 – Greg Behrendt
Release date 11/4/2010
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Intro: Jimmy is a 48 year old woman. Andrew shaved.
3:00 Author, comedian, musician Greg Behrendt is surprisingly easy
4:30 Henry Cho, instigator of fury
6:00 Warming up for Conan
7:00 Alice in Chains do it in drop D
8:30 We were all freezing in the 90s
10:00 John Mayer = Dane Cook
11:00 ******bags
13:30 “I was at a party with one of The Strokes…”
15:00 Standup as Lady Gaga
15:30 Greg’s girls
17:30 Cornered by dullards
19:00 “I was at a party, and Tom Hanks was there…”
21:30 Dolphin shorts, ball-adjacent
22:30 Strokes-Hives-Ramones-Coldplay-talk
24:30 I know it’s not Meatloaf…
25:00 Beans, landlines, and a dog-eating coyote
27:00 The beauty of Andrew’s love-child
28:00 Halloween festivities
33:30 Internet annoyances
38:30 Funny, crazy, clever Halloween costumes
40:00 “One year I saw Bill Maher at a party…”
41:00 Marc Maron wants to know: who is Greg’s audience?
43:00 Straight men running a gay bar
45:00 Matt steals candy from his own baby
46:00 Full-sized vs. fun-sized
47:30 Greg wants to be the surprise in your bag
51:30 Murder during the Ohio Players’ Love Rollercoaster
52:15 “I hosted the Music Cares tribute to Anthony Kiedis…”
53:30 David Naughton and Jack-in-the-Box voiceover auditions
56:00 Acting vs. standup
59:00 Greg’s cameo in He’s Just Not That Into You
1:01:00 Ray Ramano plays Ray Ramano
1:03:30 “I was at a dinner with Kathy Griffin and Quentin Tarantino…”
1:05:00 Break
1:05:30 Jimmy smashes his finger with the clock
1:06:00 Solo Guesstures
1:06:30 The pressures of being president
1:08:30 NNF book recommendations
1:10:00 It’s ok to like impressions, puppets, props, and magic
1:12:00 Comedians hate success, especially of other comedians
1:13:00 Team Dane Cook vs. Army of Greg
1:15:30 Stupid Question of the Week! Melissa Sullivan: Day-old pizza, cold or re-heated?
1:18:00 John Taylor defines “anarchy”
1:20:00 Smooth up in ya
1:21:00 Dave Grohl at Motley Crue
1:23:00 Gay pub crawl radio ad
1:24:00 Gay Snuggie
1:25:00 Does Bruce listen to the podcast?
1:26:00 “I Skype with Kate Bush…”
1:27:00 Stupid Question of the Week #2: If you could make one unhealthy food healthy, what would it be?
1:28:30 Phineas and Ferb
1:29:00 Oliver shivs Jimmy over Coffee in a Cardboard Cup
1:31:00 More Greg family-talk
1:32:00 Plugging The Reigning Monarchs and Sketchfest
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