1001 – Harland Williams
Starting season 10 with a clunker, despite Jimmy’s brand-spankin’-new gold microphone
Chilly last night. Hot tamale?
Matt is totally on board with the Santa/Christmas situation
Kids are having Christmas ruined because they find out on the internet that S**** C**** is not r***
When is Eliot going to drop INDHD.com?
Everyone but Jimmy is wearing Dan Katz creations
Tony Soprano impression
Showing off NNF swag
What’s up with FedEx/Kinkos?
Paul Harvey apparently shows up with news about the post office
What is egg nog?
How and when Jimmy and Harland met
Harland is a professional for sitting patiently, keeping his nog opinions to himself until introduced
Harland seems to have a naugahyde agenda
How Harland ruined Jimmy’s Halloween
Oliver loves the “Buddies” movies
Harland Williams: prolific children’s book author
Harland’s virginity loss vs. Jimmy’s “girl voice”
Jimmy as “Margaret”
Persnickety, the British candy bar
Could Jesus walk on bottled water
Harland may have skipped a couple Bible classes
Fast food persnicketiness
Gnarled-up gumbo lip
Fruit in the Christmas stocking
Ripped from today’s headlines: Jeffrey Dahmer
Harland’s new series: Robot Monster for Nick
How to pronounce high-class words
Cher, Sherriff, and Canadian music
Harland can’t show the picture of Robot and Monster, no wait, yes he can
The lobster crane game
Baby delivery methods
Elf on the Shelf, manipulative children’s behavior modification device
Harland’s Everest-related child-care advice
Paper clips, bubble gum, and baboon butts
Jimmy’s love of gumballs
Everyone bails on Jimmy’s faux racism
Harland’s “Origins” joke is too smart for the room
This litigeous society, with whistling sound effects
Bennie and the Jets
Harland goes out on a limb to suggest that the whistle during Bennie and the Jets was done in-studio
Harland either won or lost an argument that he may or not have started and may or may not have understood and/or changed mid-argument
Remembering meeting Jimmy, and Jimmy’s need for bathroom privacy
Harland’s kindness to Jimmy
Harland performs in lady-makeup
The intricacies of Harland’s career management
Apologies to anyone named Katz
Matt dropped the ball on something that will be taken care of and will still happen
(Pardcast-a-thon downloads available 12/15/11)
Jimmy’s hot new character: Guy Who Doesn’t Know How to Gesture
Ring My Bell
The history of Jimmy’s hair
Harland might be doing VO5 commercials
Inside jokes, inside the shower
Harland’s overaged movie roles
Grownups talk about children’s shows
Personal questions abour Harland’s personal life, Chief
“I’m on the floor”
We won’t plug Harland’s podcast, The Harland Highway
“Buddy” is preferable to “arse-munch” or is it?
Jimmy gets invited to Coster’s house
The soothing sounds of Vangelis
Jimmy is concerned about the disappearance of the Balcony Makeout Couple
Kissing smokers and morning mouth
Matt has a passionate opinion about alcohol in mouthwash
Dan has a passionate opinion about alcohol in mouthwash
Jimmy has a passionate opinion about alcohol in mouthwash
Jimmy spills the beans on his drinking days
Checking in with new blingy microphone
Harland’s KFC joke, Lee Harvey Oswald, and G. Gordon Liddy
The stock holdings of Jimmy, Harland, and Matt
Celery and Sesame Street
Old school kid’s characters are old
Jimmy’s resemblance to Medusa
Radio and Rhiannon vs. Rihanna
Jimmy’s false history of the put-upon hero
“Seven minute abs!”
There’s something about remembering There’s Something About Mary
Elton John’s Rocket Man in the movie Rocket Man
Harland busts open the ugly side of showbiz: clearance rights for images and music
The Hangover II tattoo rights saga
Jimmy might have the same tattoo as a celebrity
Harland might get Never Not Funny sued for his pitch-perfect rendition of “Let’s get readyyy to rummmmm************!!!”
Phone-jamming technology in venues
Jimmy lost his ass on “Where’s the Beef?”
Jimmy Lady Voice: The Return
Ending on a laugh and A Christmas Carol
AK-47 gone, not forgotten
IN-STUDIO NOTES BY DAN KATZ
10 – Jimmy tells the origin story of the Pardo/Williams relationship.
15 – Guest Harland Williams ruined Jimmy’s Halloween. Harland writes children’s books too. Harland lost his virginity 3 times. At Harland’s insistence, Jimmy does a lady’s voice.
20 – There are so many things Jesus can’t do. Harland lost his virginity for the 4th and 5th time at fast food joints. The guys talk Arby’s.
25 – Harland didn’t do his laundry, ran out of socks, and had to wear Christmas stockings.
30 – The guys talk about the band Sheriff.
35 – Elf on the shelf is the best. The guys talk about a baby climbing Everest.
40 – A baboon’s ass looks like bubble gum, but it’s not. Jimmy loves white gumballs, doesn’t care for black gumballs. Black Gumball was a great Pam Grier movie. A lady called Harland a troglodyte for hitting her son.
45 – The guys talk Benny & The Jets. Harland tells the story about the fact that Jimmy doesn’t enjoy doing a #2 in a hotel room.
50 – The guys talk about Harland’s management. Apologies to The Katz family.
0 – Jimmy has a new character: Guy Who Doesn’t Know How To Gesture. The guys talk about the different ages Harland has played.
5 – Jimmy and Matt talk about the shows their kids watch. Harland is a bachelor. Jimmy talks about the hardest he’s ever laughed with his father. Harland talks about Anthony Lapides.
10 – The guys talk about Vangelis. The guys miss the balcony couple. They probably broke up. Jimmy’s not sure if he should be using the mic.
15 – 20: Hot Diggitty Dog sing-a-long
25 – Jimmy forgets Harland’s scene in There’s Something About Mary. Harland talks about royalty licensing for movies.