NeverNotNotes

2105 – Signing In with Janet Varney

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell.
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher.

Janet Varney

@janetvarney
www.janetvarney.com

00 – Indeed yes! Hot day hot time used to be summer in the city. Psychologically, summer is over.

Jimmy saw Patti Cake$. Apparently, he didn’t like it.

“You’ve never seen a more formulaic movie.”

Matt and Jimmy talk Patti Cakes vs Eminem

Eliot asks Jimmy about whether someone would enjoy the movie if it was his favorite genre.

“It’s a shrug.”

Jimmy enjoyed Logan Lucky, it’s a mess, and but he liked it.

Talking Mother!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5109784/

http://californiatypewritermovie.com/

Talking movies.

Nashville talk!

10 – Lotta Forest Gump heat recently apparently. Does it hold up?

Does Matt bring up Marvin Berry too much?!

What’s so funny about Forest Gump?

Best Picture Nominees when Forest Gump won:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/67th_Academy_Awards

Talking Susan Sarandon

Weather, hurricanes, fires. The hills are burning and alive with the sound of music.

15 – Talking about hearing shows from outside of venues.

Talking concert ticket prices.

$100 for Kesha tickets?!

Palladium sucks as a venue?

Jimmy saw Tony Hadley last week at the Rose in Pasadena. Not a huge draw apparently. It was an add-on date?

Jimmy is guessing that Tony Hadley may be a drunk and that’s why Spandau won’t work with him.

He talks about the odd mix of crowd at the show.

20 – Jimmy shows off a picture and tells a story about it.

60 y.o. gay Asian man in the front row. He was in the front row “Acting out lyrics.”

Jimmy was so embarrassed for him, like cringey embarrassed.

The guy gave Tony Hadley a towel which he wiped off his sweat with and gave it back to the guy who then wiped his own face with it and squealed in delight.

25 – More about the guy in the audience who then brought out GOLD POMPONS during Gold.

True –

30 – Matt talks about the viral incident on Twitter about a guy who got stuck in somewhere.

Janet Varney is here circling looking for Parking.

Jimmy got a lot of emails about Houston and the fires and people appreciating the show now more than ever. Jimmy makes a point to mention that we appreciate all of you out there listening.

Eliot interrupts to mention that the fans of NNF are the best and how wonderful and helpful they have been to all of us.

Matt talks about someone near the fire who took some great pictures.

Janet is here! She thinks she is on the phone. Jimmy is yes anding AND negating.

Jimmy needs some input on something but cannot remember at all what he was going to ask us for help on.

Jimmy resets! Janet was in Atlanta.

Janet wonders about the camera situation.

“Don’t kink the hose! The sound won’t go through.”

We lost someone from some band.

40 – Matt has a “Whose Line” request guy who uses speaker phone but keeps it at his ear.

Talking using the speaker phone on The Apprentice.

Jimmy wants to know which former apprentice contestants voted trump.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Welcome back!

21-5!

Apprentice cast members trump thoughts:

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a53886/apprentice-candidates-on-donald-trump/

http://www.syracuse.com/celebrity-news/index.ssf/2016/07/donald_trump_celebrity_apprentice_support_president.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3542054/Apprentice-players-deplore-Trump-calls-wannabes.html

http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/former-the-apprentice-contestants-react-donald-trump-victory-in-presidential-election-20895.php

What are the Stephen King Rules? – Janet

Sort of celeb sighting? It was a signing.

45 – Talking musicals.

It’s like you know talk.

50 – Legend of Data? Janet does a voice?

William Shatner!!

55 – Lahmal talk.

2 Shy?

Talking shyness and being antisocial.

Let’s not talk chaos in this day.

Hi Juggity!

60 – Double ice for Eliot.

Walking Eclipse (still) Eliot is here. He was at Strategicon. Saw fan of the show who picked up a copy of Ilios.

Nefarious – https://www.amazon.com/Nefarious-Mad-Scientist-Game-Board/dp/B00V42YOBO/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1504646036&sr=1-1&keywords=nefarious

Go Go Gelato – https://www.amazon.com/BLUE-ORANGE-GAMES-Gelato-Logic/dp/B01N4V5ZA2/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1504646018&sr=8-2&keywords=go+go+gelato+game

Really bad Art – https://www.amazon.com/Really-Lofty-Ideas-Horrible-Craftsmanship/dp/B071RDD13G/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1504646067&sr=1-1&keywords=really+bad+art

And more board games Oliver got for his birthday.

1h5m – Good for you Eliot! Thanks to the fans for backing his kickstarter!

Matt was at Oliver’s birthday. The theme was Video Games and The Simpsons.

Matt talks about the games, including using a rock in a sling shot game, and a donkey kong game where Danielle was Donkey Kong throwing stuffed animals at the kids.

Everyone had fun!

Janet does her Homer Simpson impression, Jimmy thinks they were fine with what they had.

Jimmy tries his impression. He hopes it’s closer to good this time. Janet tries again, it sounds right but her voice is to high pitched!

Talking Inside Edition – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Edition

Matt talks about a crazy story he saw on the internet involving a Go Fund Me surrounding a woman tossing a piece of shit out a window and it getting stuck. She got stuck after picking it up.

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

Talking about the Hollywood show with signatures that Jimmy did a bit at.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Janet talks about Andy Richter being on her show talking about the game he went to with Jimmy.

1h30m – Talking about starting to regret Trump vote.

Guess who isn’t fun. The guy who says how fun they are.

Janet’s got us all figured out.

The JV Club!

Jimmy talks about his hood, saluting his president, and tiki torches.

Janet is funny but apparently her story is a zero.

BeeGees style.

1h35m – Janet wonders how long jimmy has been a “parodyist.”

Matt talks about Jimmy’s cover songs with Scott, none of which were parodies.

Stevie B

Janet does her Anything For You.

She also did Mad About You (Belinda Carlisle) and That’s What Friends Are For

1h40m – Janet asks about the 80s show Jimmy went to.

Janet doesn’t care for Jan.

Who has a small role in patty cake$? It’s MC Lyte!

Guy walking into the locker room singing a song, “…when you finger yourself at night!” It got laughs and Jimmy was not happy with that.

1h45m – Janet got the hinged jaw laugh. AKA Choo Choo Head.

Paul’s a thief?!

Jimmy is suddenly wondering how he looks doing choo choo head.

Jimmy makes matt read a facebook post from a group he is in being super literal about the photos he is posting.

1h50m – Couple who crossed paths as kids at Disneyland – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1285238/Engaged-couple-discover-paths-crossed-Disney-World-toddlers.html

Janet talks about Radiolab talking about what software can do now including how detailed of editing can be now. The programs can make someone say anything at all.

Talking Trump in Houston, packing a car. Janet says he’s never held a box.

Jimmy says he has grabbed a box because when you are famous, they let you do it.

1h55m – We’re done!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth