2015 – Romancing the Bean with Paul F. Tompkins


In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

THE Paul F. Tompkins

NNF 2015 – Paul F. Tompkins

00 – Hello indeed! Welcome in! Two Zero Aught Five 2015!

Jimmy sounds better than ever in is headphones.

Talking names. Hugh.

We miss Hugh Downs. We celebrate the teachers and High Downs today.

We’re gonna bet on Hugh Downs!


Jimmy’s counting change.

Jimmy: 2009
Matt: 2004
Eliot: 2012

He’s alive!!

05 – Jimmy says he had the pleasure of seeing Eliot scattering across the street.

Jimmy’s got a new volt! He got a lemon before but they did the right thing and replaced it.

Jimmy is thrilled to have the automatic parallel parking! He loves it and calls it the greatest invention of all time.

Jimmy talks about using the auto park feature.

10 – Everyone’s fascinated by the feature.

Talking plate on plate. Overseas cars with US plates over them.

Matt explains cat butt jewelry.


15 – talking cars with the steering wheel on the other side.

Postman Always Rings Twice – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Postman_Always_Rings_Twice_(1981_film)

Playing catch up!

Jimmy did that car chase race. He had to get up early and now he’s sick again.

He talks about the race. Last ear he did 11k, before that was above that, this year he almost hit 13k!

20 – Jimmy would suggest that they have a screen every K that shows where the car is while you are running.

Nike Breaking2 – 

Our guest is here!

2 hours 23 seconds on that marathon attempt.

25 – Talking running miles in minutes.

Paul F Tompkins!

Chair of the couch?

Jimmy talks about Paul’s outfit.

Talking roses!

Paul does indeed know that Hugh is alive!

Charles Kurault – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Kuralt#Posthumous_controversy

8-ball responses.

Anyone put stock in the magic 8-ball?

30 – People who need people are the luckiest people? We don’t get the lyrics.


Talking Icing Eliot. Johnny Vacation!

Streisand is boring. Cher is not!

Shields and Yarnell – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shields_and_Yarnell

35 – Jimmy resets and Dirty Carson comes in with a Shields and Yarnell reference! One quiet fuck! Matt doesn’t remember this.

Robot talk.

Break! We’ll be back!

We’re back!

2015! Shut up!

Pinky up!

Schwarma talk.

Paul is sickened by correcting him.

Oliver loved it an so did Matt!

40 – Jimmy not a fan.

Paul does a character talking about guardians.

Talking TVs.

Paul takes care of his wife!

100 inch TV?! 50 of Jimmy’s cocks.

Jimmy saw Jere Burns in hotpants?!

45 – Jimmy talks doing foley work for titanic. The tin foil guy!

Wax Paper?

Holy grail #2 Guardians 2 #1!

Steve Agee talk!

50 – Amityville talk!

Jaws talk.


55 – https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g32655-d104417-i43807969-Universal_Studios_Hollywood-Los_Angeles_California.html#

Paul does a character that Jimmy didn’t realize was a woman.

Eliot’s here!

Talks a little bit about his trip. Joseph and Ash got married in Portland. Eliot talks about his cruise that he did not go on. They flew to Portland.

Voodoo doughnuts?

60 – Paul wants weird doughnuts!

Paul has a question. Eliot confirms the floor is open for questions!

Paul wants to play games!

Talking Mabel and her too strong perfume. Paul reveals she can’t smell due to an M80 accident.

Neil Cavuto – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Cavuto

Jimmy’s thrown off by Rachel Maddow’s glasses game.

Mika and Joe from Morning Joe getting married?

1h5m – Paul talks about the brutal murder of Oscar The Grouch.

Snuffleupagus truth – 

Talking Fox and Friends. 


Paul’s glasses on the globe.

Someone’s getting their ass kicked. Either me or the amazing randy.

1h15m – Matt continues to bring up racism.

Talking Colors. 


Wondering about Paul’s tie clip. He talks about it breaking and how he fixed it.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

Eliot scraped his finger. Jimmy says it looks like he went to triage.

1h20m – Mabel meets Neil!

Window Cake not pie!

Paul’s here! Everthing’s fine. He’s got a tv 3 years ago. Time for a new one? He talks about his TV history. He comes clean tha the bought a tv a year ago.

Talking about the Apple TV Screensaver. 

Mabel unsure who Trump is.

Mabel’s 29?!

1h25m – uh oh…Mabel might be in a cult

Cultural Anxiety!

Jimmy can’t name the underneath.

Electra Glide in Blue – 

1h30m – Talking Romancing the Stone.

Romancing the Bean. Trying to figure that out.

We’re gonna call them.


Charutzi Jootz!
1h40m – Paul is handling our inquiry with Romancing the Bean.

Paul talks with Jamal about the name and ends with some affection.

1h45m – We’re playing Sevens with Paul!

It’s your day Paul! Choose a category.

Jimmy gives to Paul F.: 18 (Movies)

Matt gives to Paul F.: (Celebrity)

Paul is always welcomed! Everytime.

They’re comin!

Chicago flag – 

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth