Bonus – Live from San Francisco
On-site notes by Daniel Cordova
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher
Recorded at the Punch Line, June 13, 2017
(No time codes in these notes. Will I go back and add them? No. You’re on your own, Dear Reader. -Darryl)
Garon for a Day Daniel Cordova
Born again – Black Sabbath. Jimmy’s
favorite Sabbath record
Piñatas vs pull piñatas
Last NNF in SF – Never not Funny at Sketchfest 2016 – w/John Hamm. 1/9/16
Return of the caped crusader
Beastie Boys and Madonna tour. The Virgin Tour 1985.
Brass Monkey music video
Oliver’s wedding piñata (birthday). Bashing heroes because there are no villians.
Making a Pinata stick – crepe paper on a broom stick
Matt’s San Francisco sunburn
Seeing a woman so homely it made Jimmy cry. Airport tears.
Dani Mathers – Playboy model posting picture of woman in a locker room
June 13 1995 – Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morisette
Trying to break Jimmy’s phone? Comedy drop test
Will it blend? Blender mom.
Samsung = Korean? S. Korean
(Thank you for that important distinction, Daniel. Wouldn’t want to think that our cutting edge electronics were coming from techno-juggernaut North Korea. -Darryl)
“Doesn’t pass the smell test”
Jimmy’s bad meat.
-Bullying Matt into Chinese food in the valley. Granting Matt an audience
-Bad smelling burger. Buffalo burger?
“No Time” The Guess Who
Uber vs Lyft
Matt sings “My heart will go on”
“Oops I did it again”, Titanic reference
“I thought the old lady threw it into the ocean”
Brittney was 18. Born December 1981, single dropped March 2000
“I’m Jimmy, that’s Keith!” scene
Miss Sloane – Jessica Chastain’s performance
Alison Pill. Alison Pill. Alison Pill.
Richie Havens died April 22, 2013 at the age of 72
Matt Touring Lucas Film. Yoda statue.
Star Wars vs Planet of the Apes
“Send me on my Way” by Rusted Root
Sidenote: googling “Simian Way” DOES get you to the right song
#JimmysAwesome90sMix #TimeWaste
Dave Mathews Band
Rusted Root
David Grey (Gray?)
Jeff Sessions
Curling up with him in a sleeping bag. Pinch his cheek and give him a lolli.
Jeff Sessions height bet – 5’7
Jimmy – 5’4
Matt – 5’2
Katie – 5’5
Alex – 5’8
Bad Parent/blender mom – 5’3
AIden – 5’1
Jeff Sessions Party.
Cajun Jimmy the preacher
Uber driver
-“Need to keep it in their pants”
-“Need to take a chill pill”
-“Get a life”
-Explains comedy
-“Have you ever opened up for anybody big? Or are you just beginning”
-LouiS CK
-Jimmy still gives hum 5 Stars
“The Session sessions”
The dainty southern pig. From The Vegan Bar B Que Vegan restaurant
Sevens – C Band – Cure
Susie – 80’s music – 22
Blender Mom (Alison) – 70’s Music – 22
Susie – General music – 15
Blender mom – General music – 17
“Blender Mom and John” – AlisonFaithLevy.com
Dirty Carson by (Intern Daniel’s) request
(Starting as “Garon for a day” and ending as “Intern Daniel”? NO SIR! -Darryl)