2601 – Making Toast with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher




00 – It’s 2601! New season! Welcome aboard! 

Talking Hunters. 

Early voting talk. Two candidates have dropped out in two days. 

05 – “Trim your beard, Frik!” – Jimmy to Don Jr. 

Vinnie Boombotz is a Rodney Dangerfield joke?

Live Vitello’s tonight! 

Talking Buttegieg.

10 – The guys compare Eliot to Mitch McConnell. 

Talking Katy Perry antics. 

Jimmy and Matt watch The Amazing Race. 

Jimmy commends us on our acting re Amazing Race. 

He then points out our tells. 

15 – Talking personalized plates and remembering your license #. 

Jimmy hosted a show for Wendy Liebman last weekend. 

Lots of love for Matt “Donnie” Donaher. 

20 – Jimmy talks about his feelings after shows and talks about the guy in the audience who had a hamburger. 


Talking Blagoyavich. I’m sure I misspelled that. 

25 – Mail! 

We got jellies! 

Paul F Tompkins is here!! 

Paul’s getting some jellies. 

He just threw out 30 pounds of toast.

He explains his toasting process. 

30 – Some Dr. Phil talk along with Paul’s toasting. 

Paul question’s my headset. 

35 – Paul was on a set where someone was allowed an out to go to a Yoga Class. 

Paul talks about going to a yoga class and finding out that that it wasn’t a beginner class. 

He saw Curtis Hansen at this class. 

He’s done some more yoga, including a beginner class that was too easy. 

Ryan’s coming in with a trivia category! 

40 – He inexplicably picks US Geography. 

We’ll be back!

We’re back! 

Paul and Jimmy talk interruptions and Stitcher Premium.

Paul has a Prince story!  

45 – Hollywood Center Studios are now called Sunset Las Palmas Studios. 

Paul talks about walking on the set of a Prince video and how they got murderous looks from everyone on the set. 

Jimmy tells the story about walking into a record shop and making a purchase and they were shooting the entire time. 

Paul talks about his friend getting escorted out of the studio moments after Paul had bailed. 

50 – Paul graduated from high school in 1986. He was almost left behind because of a typing class. 

Jimmy talks about a pregraduation ceremony that they were filming for local cable access. They almost stopped him from graduating because of their shenanigans during the assembly. 

55 – Paul talks about a teacher he had who had a speech impediment and had trouble with her Ls. Miss English. 


No one could remember Bernie Goetz’ name except Matt. 


Here comes Trivia!

Ryan’s question is:

By area what is the 4th largest state in the US. 

My answer is ALASKA. 




Garon: Alaska 5pts 


60 – Round the Horn! 

Paul learns I AM the pop culture beast and wonders if he could be a monster on the Witcher. 

Every room’s a panic room for Jimmy. 

Who’s the polish Pop Culture Beast?

1h5m – Paul enjoys a spicy V8 (H1) Jimmy likes the twist. 

Paul could not fathom drinking vegetable juice. 

Paul talks about going to a neighborhood Chinese restaurant for the first time. Profoundly Mediocre. 

Talking tipping postmates. 

I saw impractical jokers the movie.

Jimmy talks the tik tok about tripping people. 

Election talk!

1h15m – Talking The Invisible Man and its ad campaign. 

Paul talks about seeing Honey I Shrunk The Audience and being startled by a 3D snake. 

Most embarrassing movie theater stories. 

1h20m – Paul talks about seeing Corey Feldman. 

My trivia answer is Alaska. 

Jimmy talks about an audience in Rhode Island were someone told Danielle they should put her in an oven when she revealed she was jewish. Jimmy almost fought the guy. 

Paul introduces a new character Delarias “Jake” En…something. He has a degree in Street Smarts. 

By area what is the 4th largest state in the US. 

My answer is ALASKA. 

Jimmy: Alaska 10pts

Matt: Oklahoma 25pt

Eliot: Florida 1pt

Garon: Alaska 5pts – 

Paul: Oklahoma 1pt

Jimmy’s giving $5 to the winner! 

New Rules (for taking calls) Dua Lipa and/or Patti LuPone. 

We’ll be right back! 

1h30m – We’re back! 2601! 

The roar of the beast! “It’s fine.”

1h35m – Eliot’s power was out this morning but he’d rather talk about something else. 

He hit a pothole and it flattened his tire. 

Jimmy insists Eliot keep us posted on his AAA+ membership. 

Eliot wonders about why tow trucks cant just bring you a tire. 

1h40m – Paul has a story about updated maps. There is a picture of his house on there taken around Halloween so the photo has a skeleton. 

Eliot’s answer is Florida.

Matt voted! 

We recreate Paul’s, “You can’t fight city hall.” 

1h45m – Matt’s Answer Oklahoma. 

Talking SCTV, The Irishman, Al Pacino, and accents.

Paul’s guess is Oklahoma!


The answer is Montana! No winner! 

Paul has pledged that if Trump wins again he will move to Canada and write his own version of Cats. 

That’s amore! 

We’re done! 

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth