3011 – Laying it down with Rachel Quaintance

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

00 – Hello! 

Welcome in to the program! Jimmy Pardo is part of the name AND the logo! 

Gloomy in over the hill, sunny over here. 

Matt’s got some hair situations happening. 

Oliver and Jimmy went to see the new Liam Neesan movie: Memory. 


Guy Pearce – https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001602/?ref_=tt_cl_t_3

5 – Jimmy talks about his decision on how he will interact with celebrities going forward. “Hello, Diane.” 

Jimmy’s done with the Keatons (and the Bateman’s apparently)! 

Jason Bateman talk. 

Jimmy did a show last night, as part of the Netflix Is A Joke festival! 

10 – Come on out to see Jimmy! 

Jimmy talks about emails and fantasy baseball. 

15 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildfire_(Michael_Martin_Murphey_song)

We go through music from 1966, 1974, and talk more about #1 songs on our birth weeks. 

35 – Jimmy talks about Mike Schmidt on Greed. 

Crayon talk is back! 

40 – Jeopardy talk. 

Talking Chevy Geo and Pontiac Solstice. 

50 – Rachel Quaintance is here! She’s dancing! 

Talking Ellen and her dancing. 

You’re gonna be a red neck. 

We’ll be right back! 

55 – We’re back! 

Rachel’s back already! 

Our guest had to cancel last minute! 

Some Correspondents Dinner talk! The Pardo-Koenig fam enjoyed it! 

Eliot storms out for humor. 

60 – Ross talk. 

Eliot gives us his shirt picking procedures. 

Rachel talks more about the target situation. 

Top Gun 2 talk. 

1h5m – Top Gun: Maverick – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1745960/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Talking asshole actors. 

Rachel talks about seeing Haim. 

1h10m – Rachel’s #1 single at her birth was Bill Withers’ Lean On Me! 

Rachel shares more news, glossing past the Janet Varney situation. Big Steve had a stroke! 


Rachel fills us in on what happened with Big Steve. Long story short: He’s fine! 

We learn about what happened with this bull head city hospital and how Rachel’s epidural and blood patch went wrong. 

1h20m – Oliver’s trivia time!

Category: Poisons

Question: People used to eat arsenic because experts claimed it would get rid of what?

We’ll be right back! 

1h25m – We’re back! 

Thank you coming Rachel! 

What do you call a bunny that has bugs? Bugs Bunny. – Rachel’s Mom 

Big Steve’s #1 song was Twelfth Street Rag by Pee Wee Hunt (and his Orchestra). 

Rachel’s parents’ first date was a Roy Orbison concert!

1h30m – Round the horn! But first Rachel has a Rite Aid story! 

She came across some dude screaming he got mace and tried her best to help him. 

Rachel’s a hero! 

Round the horn for real! 

My answer is Heartburn. 

Jimmy talks about the live stream from Friday! 

Epic ending to that livestream! 

Eliot’s guess is Nausea! 

1h40m – Jimmy had a frozen pizza from Target post show last night. 

Rachel is looking for low-calorie red wine. 

The answer is Freckles and Blackheads

1h45m – Matt launches the $5 to me! It’s a rocket! 

We learned it’s all about nose weight! 

Thank you Rachel! A joy! 


Trivia Results: 

Category: Poisons

Question: People used to eat arsenic because experts claimed it would get rid of what?


Garon: Heartburn (4 pts)

Eliot: Nausea (5 pts)

Matt: Indigestion (17 pts)

Rachel: Gout (25 pts)

Jimmy: Headache (6 pts)

Answer: Freckles and Blackheads

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole