30A – Waiting patiently with J. Keith van Straaten

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 Hello!

Fonz talk!

Oliver is doing his James Austin Jackson impression and Walton Goggins from Righteous Gemstones.

Goggins isn’t far from Plantation Jimmy.

Trying to find this Jamie-Lynn Sigler store.

Were we unfair to Joey?

Matthew Perry’s book comes out in November – https://www.amazon.com/Friends-Lovers-Big-Terrible-Thing/dp/1250866448/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Friends%2C+Lovers+and+the+Big+Terrible+Thing&qid=1645125948&sr=8-1

We found a store called Jamy-Lyn in Beverly hills. Unrelated to the actress.

Presale for Dennis Quaid tickets!

15 – Jimmy got here early! No one else was here. Jimmy thought it was the wrong day.

Matt had an incident at the door and talks about it.

Glowed up Garon at the gate?

Nope it was not me.

That doppelganger is somewhere in the building!


20 – Nothing going on upstairs!
We talking sodas?

25 – 7-Up talk

Yaphet Koto vs Geoffrey Holder

Jimmy keeps forgetting to bring this up so he’s bringing it up now.

Flappers show March 18!

Did Jimmy watch us on Twitch?

He watched Eliot! He was mesmerized!

He talks about how charming and likeable he was!

He loved mine also!

We’ve got the Jimmy Pardo seal of approval!

35 – Jimmy’s on board with any promotional or publicity for our Twitch!

40 – I’m back from getting our guest. No idea what is happening.

Jimmy talks about the unusually sexy scene in Diagnosis Murder.

45 – Talking sex in movies – https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-interview/the-sex-scene-is-dead-long-live-the-sex-scene

Vanilla Boning!

Talking about how we’d handle sex scenes.

Eliot caught in a loop about Phantom of the Paradise.


Nancy Allen!

55 – J. Keith Van Straaten is here! The Go Fact Yourself 100th Episode is coming up! Dj Jazzy Jeff is gonna be on it!

Should we keep the experts a secret? Or guests on PCAT?

J Keith worked at a baseball card shop in Beverly hills.

60 – Jimmy talks about explaining the letter game to Oliver and his friend.

$15 up for grabs in the letter game!

We’ll be right back!

Welcome back! 30-Aaaaaaa! Fonzy!

Sit on it!

Gritty Happy Days reboot?

Go Fact Yourself! 100 episodes!

1h5m – Talking about Go Fact Yourself and Jimmy and friends experiences.

Talking zoom vs live


1h10m – J Keith talks about DJ Jazzy Jeff being on the show and how they talked about Bel-Air.

We’re gonna guess who the experts were!

Getting quick nos for guest requests.

1h15m – James Lapine!


What early hip-hop star came on as an expert for DJ Jazzy Jeff?

1h20m – Darryl McDaniel of Run DMC!

J Keith is engaged! Congrats!!

1h25m – No date set yet!

J Keith talks about the proposal.


1h30m – J Keith tells the story of how they broke the news to his fiancee’s parents.

“holy fuck!” – her mom

1h35m – Eliot sang at his dad’s second wedding.

Round the horn!

You’re matching me!
I saw Jackass!


1h40m – J Keith talks about the celebrities he’s been mistaken for. Jerry Springer and Billy Corgan?!

1h45m – Hello Eliot!

What’s up, Eliot?! He’s streaming a lot.

Jimmy can’t shut up about it!

1h50m – J Keith and Eliot both have electric Fiats!

Eliot guesses Apple
JKeith guesses AAMCO
Matt guesses Abercrombie & Fitch
Jimmy’s guess is Adidas

What did the fans say?

2h – Amway talk

Chip Chinery talk!

5) Avis
4) Abercrombie & Fitch
3) American Airlines
2) A&W
1) Apple

Eliot wins!

Joker’s Wild style!

Jimmy honors Andrew Koenig as we head out.

What would he have bene up to the past six years?!

We’re done!

The yips!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth/Little Asshole