2503 – Getting Rich with Nick Turner

Nick Turner

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher


00 – Indeed! Welcome in! Jimmy has done this show before.

Jimmy might be leaving American Airlines! He talks about the declining quality of service from the airline.

Lots of airline talk. Mechanics Union, construction, etc.

Jimmy and Eliot talk about public transit to/from the airport.

Wonderful Matinee in Denver!

TWO Garon for a Days this time. Jimmy had to kick someone off the stage.

10 – We have the greatest fans! Jimmy talks about it. Jimmy always hears how great the fans are from VENUES.

Thanks for the great show everyone!

Jimmy talks about how hot it was in Denver. 99 and hot wind.

Matt thanks Logan for the airport ride.

15 – The ride with Logan felt lightning fast whereas the lyft they took too much longer.

Directly across the aisle from Jimmy was a celebrity!

20 – Talking growing up with racist terms being tossed around.

Talking getting picked last at school.

Nick Turner is here!

He knows when to show up!

He’s got a new podcast called Get Rich Nick also starring Nick Vatterott.

25 – Jimmy talks about Nick Vatterott.

Matt talks about Eliot’s misspoke on the previous episode.

30 – When did I say Betty White?

Coffee talk. What is the difference between Cold Brew and Iced Coffee?

Cold Brew is made without heat, which creates lower acidity for a smoother, naturally sweet taste. Iced Coffee is brewed double strength then cooled, which creates a refreshing, lighter body. It’s served sweetened, often with a splash of milk.

Nick talks about his girlfriend of seven years.

Painters wearing white began in the 18th century to match the whitewashed buildings. The most common color painters deal with is white and they use other white stuff like plaster and spackle. They wear white clothes so the splotches do not show. … White is a symbol of cleanliness.

Jimmy recently repainted his Living room. Same color: Surfside.


Nick talks about his podcast and a half hour special.

Apparently when Nick did it you weren’t allowed to pick your backdrop anymore.

We’ll be right back with the celebrity sighting!

40 – We’re back!

Nick Turner is here! Jimmy sets the stage.

Jimmy and Nick talk about hearing managers send waitresses home during the show.

Jimmy loves Rooster T Feathers!

45 – Matt talks about the LAFC game and Daniella texting him about Kareem bring out Will Ferrell’s Falcon. To answer Jimmy’s question, Matt did not go to sleep, he watched a soccer game.

Jimmy and Matt talk about the Bug Theatre.

Doc Talk!


Woodstock: Three Days that Defined a Generation

Talking about how the stage became basically a PA System at some point.

50 – We lost one of the Hulu brothers. RIP.

Back to the celeb sighting!

Denver was killed on October 12, 1997, when his experimental Rutan Long-EZ plane, aircraft registration number N555JD, crashed into Monterey Bay near Pacific Grove, California, while making a series of touch-and-go landings at the nearby Monterey Peninsula Airport.

55 – Apparently, it’s not Bob Denver as both Eliot and I asked.

Jimmy talks about a bit he did at one-point slamming A. Whitney Brown.

60 – Keegan Michael Key! Matt gets it!

1h5m – Nick did warm-up on Fred Savage’s new TV show, What Just Happened?!


Nick talks about doing warm up for the show.

Jimmy talks about doing stump the band during warm up but the producer kyboshing it.

1h10m – Round the Horn!

Talking Rise.

Perfect Harmony is Bradley Whitford’s new show


1h15m – Nick grew up in the suburbs Richmond Virginia! Apparently, Richmond was not a great city back in the day.
Talking about the local Richmond comedy club. It’s mainly urban now, but Jimmy and Mike Schmidt went there right before it full switched.

Nick talks about getting hurt graduating because he looked up at the caps. And also he had his head shaved at a radio station to get Tibetan Freedom Concert tix.

I saw Teri Hatcher!

Nick has a brother named Jeremy. Also Turner. Who works for the DOD.

1h20m – Talking politic radio. Jimmy talks about hearing more Hilary talk.

1h25m – Jimmy went to Amoeba to sell some stuff at Amoeba and got much more than he expected.

Nick used to collect baseball cards.

Wanna Buy a Honus Wagner T206 for $100? Here’s your Chance … Sort of.


Talking selling plasma, a story from the Nick’s podcast.

Nick had a major celeb sighting at the horse races.

Mel Brooks!

Nick had some real trouble with this game.


Lie Detectors is the show Nick was on and talks about.

We’ll be back!

1h40m – We’re back!

I get tea for Jimmy.

Hunger Games talk!

Eliot had a great visit with his dad.

He talks about a guy who sounded like Norm McDonald.
1h45m – Talking the kids watching Friends. Charlie gets up and dances during the theme song.

Bob Denver did not record a music album apparently.

Eliot has an airport story. He was C1 in boarding.

1h50m – Someone pulled a GUN on Nick last week? That effectively ended Eliot’s story.

Nick tells the gun story. He was also asked to work the grill.

Eliot ended up helping the guy put his bag in the bin.

2h – people get dumb in airports.

Nick went to Disney for the first time ever. He got a private tour and fast passes the entire day thanks to Brooks Wheelan.

Apparently they got kicked out of the cantina.

2h5m – Nick loved his Disney day. He and Brooks are close friends.

Get Rich Nick! Nick talks more about it and the get rick quick schemes they try.

Go listen!

Thanks Nick!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth