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24E – Bundling Up with Kira Soltanovich

Kira Soltanovich

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In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@KiraComedy
www.kiracomedy.com

00 – 24 not 23! Jimmy’s been on a fog. He had a marrow transplant.

Jimmy talks about the procedure he had.

Talking about Greta. We both disliked it.

No one’s seen Triple Frontier.

Talking Adnan doc.

10 – Jimmy talks about being invaded by butterflies compares to an invasion of war.

Jimmy talks about watching John Oliver and letting Oliver watch it.

Theranos doc – https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/11/tech/the-inventor-theranos-documentary/index.html

I got a job!

20 – Dan Katz is in China?
(Dan moved to Shanghai for a few years, but now lives near New York City. -Darryl)

25 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.R._Pufnstuf

We might lose Matt’s beard this weekend!

Jimmy bought a fogless mirror to shave in the shower.

Talking Vicodin and Valium cocktail.

30 – Talking vomit in the stores. Jimmy talks about a time he didn’t get a puke reference and then puked when he saw someone had puked.

I tell a circle of gag story with my family after biting into an unexpected onion

35 – Talking sport coats and interview strategy and dipping dick into hot oil.

https://www.quora.com/Homes-and-Houses-What-is-the-average-shower-water-temperature

Mail!

Mike Henry is killing Jimmy at Words with Friends.

40 – Kira Soltanovich is here! She’s dressed warmly!

We got cookies from Leslie!

Some ASMR from Matt playing with the cookies.

Jimmy’s podiatrist complimented his feet.

We’ll be right back!

45 – We’re back!

Jimmy immediately goes in on Kira and Karen’s show and asking if Kira lies to her husband.

Jimmy talks about hearing a british guy on MSNBC and his accent sounding like he was saying the C word.

Talking pregnant comedy. Amy Schumer’s got a pregnant comedy special coming.

Kira produced her entire special pregnant.

Kira asks if Jimmy would ever do a crowd work special even though Todd Barry did it.

50 – Talking Stormy Daniels and special guest types show.

55 – Talking Theo Vaughn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theo_Von

Comedy talk, paying dues, etc.

1h5m – Back to Theranos.

Talking YouTube and MoMo.

1h10m – Sousaphone talk!

Talking Michael Jackson and Kira talking to her kids about who is allowed to touch them

1h25m – Kira tells a story about a comic trying to hook up on her first time on the road.

1h30m – Kira’s son apparently has an intimate relationship with the couch and ottoman.

Talking The Talk and how different life was like growing up in terms of sex and wanting to do things.

Break! We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Welcome back!!

Great off-air Convo.

Kira lives in the valley!

Talking Panorama City.

1h35m – Ladies pee easily?

Matt went to the Panorama City wal-mart for an $80 game cube.

Barnes Enya Noble

1h40m – Talking Eliot’s band Toasted Head and their song being on Jack and Bobby.

Alarm! Alarm!

Lori Loughlin was fired from Hallmark.

Kira was a Test Proctor in College.

1h45m – Would you take money to help someone cheat into college?

Kira talks about her mom going to the wrong school to pick her up.

“Please welcome Kira Solomonamanamana!” – An MC, who was fired that night for unrelated reasons.

Eliot’s E is Edie Brickell

1h50m – Matt’s E is Emmylou Harris!

Kira Saladomie! Kira talks about someone asking her about changing her name.

Kira’s E word is Eurythimcs?? Effervessence? She takes Eliot’s Ella Fitzgerald.

1h55m – Love Comes Down release date?

Matt: 81
Eliot: 82
Garon: 87
Jimmy: 83
Kira: 86

Eliot wins!!

More fan guesses.

2h – Jimmy’s Es: #5 Enya #4 Elle King #3 Edie Brickell #2 Ella Fitzgerald #1 Edith Piaf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89dith_Piaf

2h5m – Matt says Kira has a Gaga vibe.

Jackson is Maine is here!

I was referring to Emily Sailors earlier from the Indigo Girls.

2h10m – Kira’s daughter loves the song The Middle and sings it constantly.

Bath talk.

https://www.trulia.com/voices/Home_Selling/Define_full_baths_What_s_the_difference_-566514

Full = Tub, sink, toilet
3/4 = Shower without tub, sink, toilet
1/2 = Sink and toilet

More talk about Kira’s daughter. Most of her kids are douchey. She has two.

2h15m – Brief Oscars talk!

“Is Suspiria right for me?” Kira to her doc.

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth