20H – Getting Action with Mike Schmidt

Mike Schmidt

In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

@the40YearOldboy
mikeschmidtcomedy.com

Note:The origin of “Hear me out, is it Tony Shaloub?” although that exact phrase isn’t uttered. -Darryl

00 – Welcome in! Episode 20H! H to the izzo according to Matt and Jay-Z.

Matt raps for us.

I take a call from the Pantages.

Jimmy talked with Josh while I was gone.

05 – Derek Jeter’s wife is named Hannah and is a model.

Josh explains the pronunciation of his name. TAB*eck.

Talking names!

Tobacco road? Eliot sings it to Holiday Road.

10 – Thanks for your hard work Josh! Averaged out to be about 3 hours per character.

Jimmy has follow up questions.

He didn’t get much blowback on the pictures besides what was said on the show.

Talking caricatures. Skateboard or Dune buggies!

Josh from NJ currently.

Are there love connections happening in our flappers audiences? Apparently only with Diane Franklin.

Talking about squeezing Diane Franklin’s cheeks.

Dirty Carson and Ed are here!

Johnny Yune?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Yune

Don Rickles

15 – Jimmy talks about the loss of Don Rickles. What a bummer. He was emotional over it earlier. Jimmy is grateful for being a prop at a Don Rickles show once and for meeting him on an airplane once.

As told on episode 58. -Darryl

Jimmy and Pat saw Rickles and followed him to a restaurant after, as told on episode 404 (no notes yet). -Darryl

He was 90.

Matt talks about seeing Don at the Grove.

There is a lost album of Paul F. Tompkins but Matt is sure the material is out in other specials so don’t bother him about it.

Talking Don Rickles tour dates.

Jimmy talks about hearing Don Rickles asking an Asian lady if her name was Hot Soup.

20 – Mike is here! He sits on Josh.

James Toback – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Toback

Matt enjoys Mike’s beard.

The show must go on!

Don was never in town for Pardcastathon and then he was too old and only would leave his house for Jimmy Kimmel.

Talking about Don Rickles appearing on stage and on panel after commercial.

The most celeb sightings ever? Eliot doesn’t have one.

Mike only leaves the house for Christ and Jimmy Kimmel.

Lots of support for Eliot from Matt today. Jimmy is unsure how to react to this.

25 –Mike’s still the 40 year Old Boy! Not changing.

It’s all branded. Mike can’t change his snap chat.

Dirty Carson is back! Joyce DeWitt.

We’ll be back!

We’re back!

H is our letter! Heroin? Josh is not a drug guy. He keeps his temple clean. He’s drank but not smoking anything.

Calm down Josh.

Mike doesn’t know why Josh is even here. He asks if he is a documentarian.

My H is Highway to Heaven.

Iroquois incident?

30 – Jimmy does an eagle impression.

Highway to Heaven talk

Celeb sighting!

Starting with the Gman!

Talking about Hollywood has been show.

35 – Dee Snider! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dee_Snider

Jimmy wins!

40 – Bette Midler talk.

Twisted Sister doc is great according to Jimmy.

Talking Josh!

His middle name is Montgomery.

Josh’s H word is Hotel

Talking Babs!

Jimmy says Streisand tour was boring.

45 – Jimmy and Mike talk about seeing Roger Waters

The Pig – http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/04/30/roger-waters-inflatable-pig-lost-during-coachella-found-in-pieces.html

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflatable_pigs_on_Roger_Waters%27_tours

Talking traveling to see U2 to avoid the rose bowl traffic.

Regis is 85 – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regis_Philbin

50 – Celeb sighting!

Josh’s turn. He saw this person at Fun Home.

The guy gave them what appears to be a sassy finger wave.

Hardwick’s having a tough time getting a new show every day.

55 – Mike talks about Chris on talking dead reacting to characters dying.

Talking with Chris Hardwick will be weekly.

Josh Lewin? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Lewin

Red Nose Day – https://rednoseday.org/

Child poverty.

Talking female sportscasters.

60 – Back to the celeb.

Zach Woods!

We talk about him.

Eliot’s H word is Hunter!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086734/?ref_=nm_knf_t1

Jimmy tells Matt the Dennis Farina dying story.

Stephanie Kramer is the actress from Hunter.

Trying to find out that red headed actress.

1h10m – Going in Style talk.

Matt’s dad dated Ann Margaret?!

1h15m – Eliot has a weird thing that happened at Sprouts.

Eliot thinks he may have been someone else’s celebrity sighting.

Matt is reminded of a weird thing that happened to him at The Habit. Some lady told him that Payless went bankrupt.

Jimmy wonders if Matt was wearing his Payless uniform.

1h20m – “This is not a borderline case.” Matt on someone’s ugliness.

Talking ugly.

http://taskandpurpose.com/jared-kushner-iraq-storybook-pictures/

1h25m – Hamilton appearance!

Talking people who get likes for nothing.

Jimmy hasn’t seen a comedian tweet since November. It’s all pundits.

1h30m – Talking Trump and supporters and when is enough, enough?!

We’ll be right back!

We’re back!

Ballroom blitz!

Talking Action.

1h35m – Matt’s H word is Hardcastle and McCormick.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0446298/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

Riptide – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086789/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Joe Penny – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0672242/?ref_=tt_cl_t2

The Last Night Inn – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3188546/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1

Talking Mike Henry’s songs.

“You gotta draft the best players.”

1h40m – Talking MLB radio.

Sports talk and sportscaster talk.

Celeb sighting!

Phillipino STP singer?! http://www.thenational.ae/arts-life/focus-on-the-philippines-is-filipino-singer-john-borja-the-new-stone-temple-pilots-vocalist

Mike sent in an application to join the UFC?!

Back to celeb sighting. It was TODAY at Tender Greens.

Dave Letterman is inducting Pearl Jam into the Hall of Fame.

http://www.cleveland.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/04/journey_reveals_setlist_for_ro.html

Back to Matt’s celebs.

1h55m – trying to guess Matt’s celeb.

Garon first suggests Tony Shaloub -Darryl

1h57m in audio: You sure it’s not Tony Shaloub?

1h58m in audio: You’re going to think I’m kidding. But a serious question. Is it Tony Shaloub?

Jen Aniston’s friends didn’t know she had dry eyes.

“Is it Tony Shaloub?”

2h – Tony Shaloub in Hamilton??

Garon: Where we stand on Tony Shaloub?

Mike: What about Tony Shaloub?

Jimmy: Is it Shaloub?

Jimmy to Ryan: Did you see Tony Shaloub today?

Zach Braff!

Mike’s H word is Hello Larry! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078623/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Second choice winner? You get nothing.

Helltown is Jimmy’s word!

Second choice was Hogan’s Heroes!

One more celeb sighting!

Jimmy’s turn.

2h5m – Male actor. It was the kid from Fresh of the Boat. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm6386589/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Tony Shaloub takes a salad into the theater? We won’t have it.

We’re done!

Happy 11th anniversary!

Mike picks Burt Reynolds from Deliverance as the guy he’d have on his side in any situation. Jimmy wonders why not Andrew McCarthy from Weekend at Bernies.

Talking Deliverance.

See you next time!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth