2007 – Squeezing Cheeks with Diane Franklin


In studio notes by Garon Cockrell
Editing and additional notes by Darryl Asher

Diane Franklin


00 – Hello! Welcome to 2007?!

Jimmy talks with Justin about his Graveyard Shift job at a bookstore.

Where do you put fusion in a record store? In the trash! Jimmy agrees.

HI Matt!

Jimmy sets a nice table.

05 – Matt’s MOM is here! He talks about her throwing away one of his penthouses.

Talking masturbation.

Talking Electric Eye and Microwave Cameras.

Quinn Cummings describes Kellyanne Conway as “seasoned flight-attendant”


I’m hot shit guys!!

NNF Garon is a popular google search.

10 – Jimmy’s got a marathon on Sunday and his quad is out.

Are we gonna bet on the Oscar nominees?

15 – Kate Mulgrew is Mrs. Columbo –

This bet is getting complicated.

Jimmy amazed by Sean’s fork portions.

Reese: Redgrave
Jeff: Weld
Jimmy: Brown
Matt: Melida Dillon

Reid wins!

20 – Quinn Cummings was actually 10, almost 11.

Daylight Saving Time talk!

25 – pe·dan·tic pəˈdan(t)ik/ adjective of or like a pedant. “many of the essays are long, dense, and too pedantic to hold great appeal” synonyms: overscrupulous, scrupulous, precise, exact, perfectionist, punctilious, meticulous, fussy, fastidious, finicky; More

Jimmy had a Coke Zero too late last night.

Kate Mulgrew – http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000550/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Allow Jimmy his soda vice!

30 – Talking cookies.

Coke Zero cookies?!

Celebrity sighting!

Jimmy talks about his pilot with Gary Coleman.

Coles v Kohls

Cesar Milan!

Jimmy talks about working with him.

40 – Eliot and his lady friend are here. Jimmy talks about the letter we got as discussed on 2006.


Welcome back!

Sold out crowd?!

Our guest is here!

Diane Franklin is here!!

She speaks in her French accent!

She has the actual coat from Better Off Dead!! And it has a surprise for Jimmy in it.

Jimmy is in full outfit from Better off Dead and gets a copy of her book!

Matt tries it on also!

45 – A PIECE of History!

Diane’s books:



Diane Franklin was why moms got perms in the 80s.

Diane talks all about auditioning Last American Virgin.

50 – Brett Ratner wants to remake Last American Virgin?? He has the rights and he wants to have Diane be involved.

Diane teaches kids now and talks about how parents react to her now.

55 – Diane is selfie happy! Pictures with everyone!

Sean got to squeeze Diane’s cheeks!

Talking coats.

60 – Going through Diane’s movies!

She talks about Amityville 2!

Better off Dead!

Jimmy talks about Diane and EG Daly.

I believe the EG Daly movie Jimmy was referring to was Streets of Fire.

65 – Diane talks about doing nudity.

Second Time Lucky: https://www.amazon.com/Second-Time-Lucky-Diane-Franklin/dp/B00008G8BH/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1489464878&sr=8-1&keywords=second+time+lucky

She talks about Terror-vision being a parody of the 80s that was made in the 80s.


Diane talks about the movie being rated r because of the paintings in the house.

70 – Talking Bill and Ted! Keanu wants to do 3! Diane is in if they ask.

Would Diane chicken fight the other girls who took their roles in part 2??


Diane on Jimmy’s shoulders! Don’t take this away from him!!

75 – Sevens!

Jimmy gives to Diane Franklin: 2 (80s)

Diane talks about working with Brooke Shields when she was a kid.

Diane says that Brooke was such a nice person and the kind of person that deserves their success. She talks about Brooke’s mom being very protective.

80 – Diane talks about her family and how she was (shockingly) quiet as a kid.

David from the audience is gonna play!

Jimmy brings Diane’s daughter Olivia up!

Check out Sugarbabies!

90 – Olivia talks about if its weird that guys come up to her mom and talk about their crushes. She says it happens every day so she is so used to it she cant tell if its creepy or not.

Diane gives to David (audience member): 0 (80s)

We’re done!

A blast! A joy!

Diane dated Bill Paxton. RIP Bill.

Deadly Lessons – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085410/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper/Lazy Queen/Sloth