In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell
NNF 1419 – Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham
00 – Hello indeed! 1419 HARDCASTLE! Matt wonders when the Hardcastle started. Iimmy attacked by the mic!! Funny bone!
Jimmy and I going to Cher? Maybe?
July 7 @ Staples! WITH Cyndi Lauper!
Matt’s got some waves in his hair! Jimmy wonders if anyone got tired surfing on that hair.
05 – Jimmy discusses Matt’s resemblance to Benedict Cumberbatch.
Jimmy agonizing over an actor he can’t remember in a movie he can’t remember.
Turns out it was the already mentioned Colin Firth and the movie was A Single Man
Jimmy might be having an allergic reaction to the aftershave he used.
10 – Jimmy’s allergic to steak and pork, yet still eats it. Went off it for 30 days and did feel better. Matt wonders if the cow’s allergies are transferring to Jimmy. Jimmy’s been going to histamine meats.
Jimmy did the anti-histamine march.
Jimmy has an inhaler and Oliver has hives lately. His last week of school is this week.
15 – We discuss summer vacations when we were young and when we got out of school and went back to school.
Jimmy tells the story about wanting to fight the guy his girlfriend was cheating on him with. He busted out his switchblade comb, “Let’s do this Joe!” Someone yelled, “ooooh he has a comb!”
Eliot’s anti autoplay. Jimmy is the same way.
What’s Eliot’s Beef today? Ads before Movie Trailers.
20 – Matt doesn’t understand movie trailers as entertainment.
Matt thinks I posted the craziest facebook post ever: I need to watch more Richard Dreyfuss movies.
Jimmy agrees with me not Matt.
Jimmy comes out as not loving everything Bill Murray does.
Bill Murray played FDR in Hyde Park in the Hudson – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1477855/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_10
Matt just does not like Richard Dreyfuss.
25 – Moon Over Parador – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095654/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_59
Richard Dreyfuss movies: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000377/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
Groundhog Day is Bill Murray’s best movie according to Matt.
Jimmy prefers Caddyshack, Meatballs, and Kingpin.
Jimmy really wants Dogpile.com to sponsor my desk!
30 – Jimmy was at a birthday party talking about Joe Mantenga with a couple of other comedians. Joe has a table of yes men. Jimmy said Eliot is his yes man today. Matt thinks Eliot is his no man.
Here is the Richard Dreyfuss video Matt is talking about – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvD_ihz9vb4
Jimmy used to do red carpet interviews for GQ.com.
Eliot chimes in with some weird accent.
Jimmy went to 3 ball games last week! White Sox vs 3 other teams.
Jimmy says Mike Trout will go down as the greatest player in history.
35 – Jimmy saw a guy at the ball game who went from booth to booth looking for a Dark Beer!
Matt did the same thing looking for a churro. Not the same thing though according to Jimmy.
Eliot tries to chime in and Jimmy shuts him down!
Matt says fresh churros are the best.
My guess for stubhub tickets for Cher: $575.
Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham are here! We’ll be back!
Jimmy explains to Jessica that there is a camera behind her.
Ladies in on the bet regarding Cher tix.
40 – Jimmy Wont disrespect Cher by wearing assless chaps.
Lennon prefers Tevares version to beegees version of More Than a Woman. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tavares_(group)
Lennon’s favorite queen song is “the friend one.”
Panel talks 70s bands and Bon Jovi.
Eliot is here in a shirt, tie and short pant.
Jimmy is officially not on board with short pant suits.
45 – Jessica is 100% on board with guys in kilts. It does it for her.
Sporran is the purse for the kilt. It’s a wallet essentially. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporran
Jessica can’t handle violent scenes so Lennon has banned her from watching Game of Thrones.
Lennon does things first so Jessica knows its safe to do them. Except spending $400 on boots.
50 – Jessica’s baby has a don rickles head. A beautiful don rickles. Her name is Isabelle.
Lennon guesses Jimmy’s son’s name is Corey. He does love License to Drive. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095519/?ref_=nv_sr_3
Lennnon saw Back To The Future 3 on a date in 8th grade. She said it ended poorly. She said the guy held her hand and then attacked her face with his tongue.
Jessica’s never been hit on by a woman. Lennon said she wouldn’t know it because women are much less aggressive. Jessica and Lennon did make out for the show. One take. Two takes would be too dangerous.
55 – Both Jimmy and Matt love Playing House, Jessica and Lennon’s show.
Everyone loves Nashville! Lots of Nashville chat and praise and love going on!
60 – Will Chase plays Luke Wheeler on Nashville. Also was on Smash. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0153855/
More Will Chase: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Chase
65 – Jimmy hits his morning DJ guy and asks about how much improve vs writing. Everyone feels dirty about it.
They aren’t sure about season 2 yet.
Jessica has a warm chicken breast in her purse. She might pull it out and munch on it during the show.
Jimmy shuts that idea down.
Here comes that Cher bet.
Jessica wonders if Jimmy has weird earholes. Jimmy says he always wonders about that.
Matt has narrow earholes.
70 – Jessica talks about her brother telling them horrible surgery stories. IE Nightsticking: Someone holding a pole up your butt while you are under so your abdomen doesn’t collapse.
Matt recounts what his doctor told him once. To pull his ear open and let warm water go into it in the shower.
Jimmy has a guy come in and fuck his ear to keep it clean.
Matt’s worried that Charlie (his son) has the family ears.
75 – Jimmy demonstrates the proper improve phone hold.
Celeb elbows: https://twitter.com/CelebrityElbows
80 – Matt wins the bet! $2202! http://www.stubhub.com/cher-tickets/cher-los-angeles-staples-center-7-7-2014-4364234/
85 – Jimmy saw Michael Jackson and George Michael at the same time. Jimmy on the death of Clarence Clemons, “Big man’s up top now.”
Jessica got peed on at a Bruce Springsteen tour. It was during Rosalita and she thought it was raining. The guy was just spraying them. There were two lesbians sitting next to them both named Deb who became enraged!
Jessica recounts an episode of Real Sex where a male stripper was dick slapping a woman and she was loving it.
90 – We’re back. Matt’s taking photos. Jimmy is way to self aware of it.
Jessica and Lennon compliment Jimmy’s skin! He’s used to the compliments.
Jimmy explains the origin of the powder he bought.
Text from Danielle: Oliver wore white gloves to school today so now he is a mime.
Oliver did Karaoke at the party over the weekend. He did Message In A Bottle.
Steve Allen coined the Comedy is tragedy + time. Bob Newhart and Carol Burnett have both said similar phrases. – http://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/06/25/comedy-plus/
95 – Scariest movie Jessica ever saw: Silence of the Lambs.
Floor is opened for questions! Matt asks if he saw the car seat episode.
Jimmy talks about the first time he saw Danielle.
Lennon is asking about the shirt Jimmy has. It’s a Target shirt!
Jimmy and Lennon bond over their love of Target and using it to find themselves. Jessica wonders what it is about Target that they love so much.
Clothing shop talk!
Buying and returning!
Jessica giggles at being called idiot. She loves it!
Playing House! Tuesdays at 10!
Jessica has met Danielle but can’t remember where it was.
Jimmy’s got the Tony’s on his DVR. Jimmy loves Hugh Jackman as a host. Jessica calls Channing Tatum a triple threat. Lennon says he can sing he can dance and he can fuck a woman’s face.
See you next week!
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