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14W – Voicing Over with Chris Fairbanks

Chris Fairbanks, ready to draw a caricature of you

Chris Fairbanks, ready to draw a caricature of you

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In-studio notes by Garon Cockrell

NNF Players Club 14W – Chris Fairbanks
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FAIRBANKS! (The album)

14 W as in Washington

00 – Welcome in! The doors are open! Bonus episode available. Daddy was traveling, we’ll talk about it. Jimmy yells to compensate for lack of energy. Eliot opens the door and closes. Foley work!

14W as in Waterloo! 14 White Snake is what Jimmy thought about.

Waterloo – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo

Matt watched Girl Model and Mile Mile and a Half based on Paul Gilmartin’s recommendation. Lots of scenery. Jimmy says remember that Paul is going through something.

Jimmy’s lower left shoulder blade is a little tight. He might need to see a prostitute. Matt offers a karate chop, Jimmy says he’d rather use the prostitute.

The guys wonder about the price of prostitutes.

05 – Jimmy reads a letter from Jason Wilcox. It includes a gift certificate for Ebbots Field Flannels. http://www.ebbets.com/

Jimmy does a joke from his old act!

Jimmy talks about a guy who wanted to talk to Jimmy about how much he hated his show at Zanys. Via facebook, facebook message, and email!

This was the same show where Jimmy got a standing ovation (from 7 people)!

Jimmy is on a billboard with Jay Pharoah and one of his heroes Paul Reiser.

10 – This guy table also got on Jimmy’s nerves so he knows exactly who it was. Jimmy thinks they were enjoying themselves until he told them to shut up and that he hated them.

This guy was wrong and he spells his name wrong in an infuriating manner. Jimmy says not everyone likes everything but he hopes this guy doesn’t go to comedy shows or raise kids.

15 – Michael Landon is at all of Jimmy’s shows in spirit. He’s seen one episode of Little House about 6 times. The one where something goes down at the school house.

Blind character in Little House – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Mary_Ingalls_Kendall

In fact, the episode she went blind is the one Jimmy saw!

20 – http://littlehouse.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Kendall

Deep Dish is the tourist pizza.

Oliver had some Little Caesers and its now his favorite pizza. It’s the Poker pizza for Jimmy.

25 – one guy went nuts on the pineapple pizza at a poker game. Mike Schmidt.

Matt gives advice to all the pizza makers out there. Smaller pineapple chunks!

Our guest is outside: Chris Fairbanks! Jimmy said he had a great five minutes on Conan. Chris says it was a six-minute set.

Thanks to all the fans that came out! Jimmy’s flattered by fans who drive in from long distances (Detroit, St. Louis).

Break!

30 – Lots of high school friends and acquaintances came out to the shows. One of the guys wives friended him on facebook and he clicked to see what they’re up to, only to find out she didn’t like the show much.

Everyone must love Jimmy. IE Evita.

Thanks fans!

No podcast reunions.

Jimmy’s bday is July 28, Matt’s is 3 days later.

Jimmy says this gift is too much money but he is grateful for it.

Bats! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat

35 – Matt and Eliot sing The Bat Came Back instead of The Cat Came Back. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cat_Came_Back

Break!

We’re back. Our guest is on a tight schedule so we had a quick break. Jimmy might need a pee break later.

Jimmy wants Chris to pick a W word.

No liquids for Matt.

40 – Washington was my guess.

Matt asks what street preference Jimmy has Washington to Venice.

You gotta talk street vibes!

Don’t take venice unless you’re a fan of neon orange.

15 year anniversary of Jimmy’s Bells Palsy coming up.

Chris is a Canie geek so he hopes the show Jimmy is about to talk about is a Wilson Philips show.

Jimmy recounts a story about talking sex with Carnie Wilson.

From Palms, CA unit filling, 2 singles plus lofts. 1425! No negotiations! Eliot’s word was WInger

45 – Kim Goldman’s book – http://www.amazon.com/Cant-Forgive-20-Year-Battle-Simpson-ebook/dp/B00IQY3E0A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405367629&sr=8-1&keywords=can%27t+forgive+my+20-year+battle+with+o.j.+simpson

Jimmy tells what he calls Doug Benson’s funniest joke about the Goldman guys mustache.

50 – Godzilla fest happening in Chicago while Jimmy was there.

Mouth horn musicians!

Matt’s word is WigWam.

55 – Chris goes Wombat!

Chris has been having shark dreams. He knew a guy who knows the guy that got shark bit recently.

It looks like the #1 AC song that beat Kenny G was either Starship Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now or Bruce Hornsby’s Mandolin Rain.
60 – Chris is worried about dying lately. He does think if you rip out a sharks brain you can show it to him at the last minute.

No one had Waterbees. Chris asks if anyone saw the Waterbees opened for some band that Jimmy would reference. Jimmy says it’d be Loverboy.

Chris has a podcast where they drop people off at the airport. He cohosts with Karen Kilgariff.

65 – If Jimmy does Chris and Karen’s podcast it’s in the car only. To and or fro the show/airport. A lot of Honda Fits in Chris’s life.

He was recently in an accident in his girlfriends car.

Break!

We’re back! Jimmy hit the restroom. Apparently it was a good one.

Is it possible for urine to cause stress in the back.

70 – Urinetown – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urinetown

No one gets Chris’s joke about Ghost The Musical starring Patrick Swayze’s cousin.

Chris loved Ghost: The Musical but it doesn’t make him want to go to more shows.

75 – Chris talks about his recent accident. His phone ended up in his girlfriend’s pants. The kid was not insured. They have a lawyer now to go after him. The accident happened in January.

Jimmy talks about the guy who edited the show into a zany morning show.

Name the band on Jimmy’s flight!

But first, we help Chris with his audition.

Chris realizes he’s not good at voices, Jimmy con…firms.

Matt talks about the day the music died. Jimmy demands respect from Chris.

Chris thought that American Pie was about Chevys and Eugene Levy.

Someone’s site about what American Pie is about – http://www.whrc-wi.org/americanpie.htm

Jimmy runs Chris’s lines.

90 – David Bowie’s real name was David Robert Jones. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Bowie

The guys talk about bullies creating David Bowie and Carrot Top.

Chris tells a story about comedians talking shit about Carrot Top on an elevator and then he gets on and everyone got all quiet. When he got off he did a hook bit and everyone felt bad about talking shit.

Jimmy talks about a bend it like beckham porn spoof.

Chris is out of here!

Jimmy was supposed to be doing Chris’s podcast on Wednesday.

Back to guessing the band on Jimmy’s flight.

It was Fitz and the Tantrums! I got it correct. He chatted with the bass player Joe.

Jimmy went to see Cirque Shanghai in Chicago. It may be one of the best shows he’s ever seen. http://www.navypier.com/cirqueshanghai/

It was a great show. Jimmy and Fam loved it.

100 – Jimmy is on Maron on July 24!

3 more players clubs left! Get your finances in order!

Jason Wilcox is a class act!

Jimmy not good at receiving gifts. Jimmy mentions the ebay war with Mike Schmidt for when it was a gift for Jimmy.

The door is closed!

My pleasure,

Garon/The Beast/Mush Mouth Shy Guy/The Notekeeper